When was the last time you had a nice buzz? - Page 2

Trasher02 · 05.18.2006, 10:45 AM

Few months ago.
Seriously, hang-overs suck.

Glice · 05.18.2006, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by fishmonkey

ha ha, thats so funny, my mate calls them that, "the small fellas" i always thought he was the only one

Oh really? Everyone I know calls 'em that. 'Regretamine' is my favourite colloquiallism, I'm sure you can guess what that is.

fishmonkey · 05.18.2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

'Regretamine' is my favourite colloquiallism, I'm sure you can guess what that is.

mmmmmmm yes, it took a little time but i'm a bit thick like that.. on sunday mornings i often have a few "regretamine's" of my own i tell ya!

krastian · 05.18.2006, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by krastian

Ha ha.....I shouldn't even be typing.

I was so fucked up last night....30 pack and fifth of Yager. Jesus.

Disgruntled Youth · 05.18.2006, 03:31 PM

Last night of some cheap Bourbon & a hit of weed!!

h8kurdt · 05.18.2006, 03:33 PM

God knows, I'm living an almost teetotal lifestyle right now. Not through choice mind.

Glice · 05.18.2006, 03:35 PM

Those of you who read, memorise and concern yourself with every last detail of my posts (which, given my brilliance, must be at least all of you) will probably have showed concern at the shit whiskey I've been drinking of late - well, an exciting development: it goes quite splendidly with apple juice. While it is heretical to put such a thing with whiskey, this whiskey is so bad I could think of nothing better to do.

I'll give you a few minutes to write that in your logs of my posts.

Toilet & Bowels · 05.18.2006, 07:31 PM

monday. i had some jazz salt left over, so i did a couple of lines and had a wank. it wasn't as much fun as i thought it would be.

Everyneurotic · 05.18.2006, 10:24 PM

like a month ago. it was killed after the moron i was drinking with dropped the last bottle of beer to the ground.

how i got the buzz? beer, vodka, cognac, whiskey, cubic squares after cubic squares of cigarrette smoke and more beer.

noumenal · 05.18.2006, 11:32 PM

I couple weeks ago I got really drunk (beer) and staggered into a brick wall, giving myself a little bump and sizeable gash on the side of my head. I didn't post for a few days after that. I didn't do much of anything.

Society_In_My_Hole · 05.18.2006, 11:58 PM

Well, schools out so last night I had some Smirnoffs and some weed, good buzz, listenting to someone trying to leave a phone sex message on her boss/boyfriends answering machine with everyone cracking up, I wasn't buzzed, more like fucked up. Now I'm on 2 lortab 10's and some codeine and I'm buzzed. I hate posting stuff like this though cauze it makes me feel retarted but I still like talking about it. Sigh. Mabye a Newport will give me a buzz in a seceond.

Society_In_My_Hole · 05.19.2006, 01:27 AM

Ya, I'm a pussy, love the menthols. Oh, there also for black people also (joke everybody). I'm about to go to sleep now....

hey alex · 05.19.2006, 03:36 AM

now, i'm actually pretty drunk. Like. I've admitted love to evetyone..but onl ythe ones i reallly lov, sesually asndn as freindes

Intellivision · 11.10.2006, 10:07 AM

Top 5 excuses lamer people give for not getting high:

5. "Smoking is a health hazard."
People explain to me how much of a hazard weed is to their health. Yeah, it is. So are cars, knives, doors, dildos, guns, broken glass, everything is a hazard to your health. I'm wondering when people will stop being pussies and realize that life is a dangeous, hazardous, and risky place to live. If you don't smoke weed because of it's "health risk," you might as well live your whole life inside a cage, get fed intravenously, and never see sunlight or come in contact with anyone or anything. And no jerking it.

Have you ever seen an obituary reading: "Billy died from the super danks." No, you haven't Every time a stoner goes to the hospital, it goes like this:

"Hey Doctor, I need serious help. I think I smoked too much weed and I'm having extreme shortness of breath because my lungs are collapsing."
"Hmm.. that very well be the case, son. Or.. perhaps it's because your mouth is full of burnt pizza."
"Oh, I thought that was my tongue."

So that's one possible reason to not smoke. Because it burns pizza. And I'll tell you how to fix that one right now:

Cook the pizza. Then get high. There. Everyone wins.

4. "Weed makes you paranoid."
But it's the good kind of paranoid. It's the kind of paranoia which there's no actual threat. Sober paranoia is like, "I'm in an airplane and we're going to crash, oh no!" Weed paranoia is like, "I'm in an airplane and we're going to.. oh wait, that's a squirrel."

3. "Everyone knows potheads are losers."
The only way to get a bad reputation from smoking is if you talk about it non-stop like you're trying to impress people or use being high as an excuse for being stupid. I hate those people. They'll be like, "Oh shit, I spilled your beer hehehehe I'm so high." Don't talk about it, do it.
The fragrance of weed reminds me of burnt pizza. Because every time I get high, I throw a pizza in the oven. And every pizza I've tried to bake have overbaked because I was baked. Then I'm sitting there contemplating, "Do I smell smoke? This is weird. I must be really high. How could I smell smoke when my nose is in this girl's vagina? Is that even a vagina? It feels more like an avocado. Oh wait, it's my pillow drool."

2. "Weed makes you stupid."
Yeah. So what's the problem? Being smart is overrated. How about I sew your face together? Besides, there's research now that contradicts your assertion. Perhaps it's true that if stupid people smoke weed that they indeed get stupider. Poor them. If smart people smoke it, they get more intelligent, bud!

1. "Weed is bad because it makes you lazy."
Everyone is lazy regardless of what or if they smoke, so gimme a break. "Weed makes you lazy and unmotivated." It motivated me enough to write this you dumb assheads, dumbass heads. How about I punch your head in the nose? How about I kick you in the general vicinity of the teeth? How about I tear your head off and fuck-start your brain?

golden child · 11.10.2006, 11:40 AM

month and a half ago, when i got busted with a minor in posession by consumption.

ni'k · 11.10.2006, 01:42 PM

i need to get FUCING WEED FOR THE SAKE OF HOLY FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING JEZELBELLIOUS LIBELLIOUS FUCKING FUCTACIOUS i need weed.

Inhuman · 11.10.2006, 02:07 PM

a while ago. I quit

touch me i'm sick · 11.12.2006, 01:10 AM

never!

05.18.2006, 10:45 AM	#21
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Few months ago. Seriously, hang-overs suck. __________________ 666
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05.18.2006, 03:31 PM	#25
Disgruntled Youth the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: I'm sitting right beside you Posts: 839	Last night of some cheap Bourbon & a hit of weed!! __________________ Duppy know a who fi Frighten "Drink Guinness & live, Hate Guinness & die" Lee "Scratch" Perry
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05.18.2006, 03:33 PM	#26
h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	God knows, I'm living an almost teetotal lifestyle right now. Not through choice mind. __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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05.18.2006, 07:31 PM	#28
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	monday. i had some jazz salt left over, so i did a couple of lines and had a wank. it wasn't as much fun as i thought it would be.
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05.18.2006, 10:24 PM	#29
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	like a month ago. it was killed after the moron i was drinking with dropped the last bottle of beer to the ground. how i got the buzz? beer, vodka, cognac, whiskey, cubic squares after cubic squares of cigarrette smoke and more beer. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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05.18.2006, 11:32 PM	#30
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	I couple weeks ago I got really drunk (beer) and staggered into a brick wall, giving myself a little bump and sizeable gash on the side of my head. I didn't post for a few days after that. I didn't do much of anything.
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05.18.2006, 11:58 PM	#31
Society_In_My_Hole little trouble girl Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 69	Well, schools out so last night I had some Smirnoffs and some weed, good buzz, listenting to someone trying to leave a phone sex message on her boss/boyfriends answering machine with everyone cracking up, I wasn't buzzed, more like fucked up. Now I'm on 2 lortab 10's and some codeine and I'm buzzed. I hate posting stuff like this though cauze it makes me feel retarted but I still like talking about it. Sigh. Mabye a Newport will give me a buzz in a seceond.
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05.19.2006, 01:27 AM	#32
Society_In_My_Hole little trouble girl Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 69	Ya, I'm a pussy, love the menthols. Oh, there also for black people also (joke everybody). I'm about to go to sleep now....
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05.19.2006, 03:36 AM	#33
hey alex the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 791	now, i'm actually pretty drunk. Like. I've admitted love to evetyone..but onl ythe ones i reallly lov, sesually asndn as freindes __________________ Duran Duran's 1995 covers album Thank You was recently voted the worst album of all time by a Q magazine poll. Although we respectfully disagree (Sonic Youth's NYC Ghosts & Flowers is clearly the worst album of all time) -Pitchfork (hahahah!) Here's a myspace of my music and 4-track ramblings the electric kites--the jamz of me n my friends
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11.10.2006, 10:07 AM	#34
Intellivision i'm a rotten little fuck Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 347	Top 5 excuses lamer people give for not getting high: 5. "Smoking is a health hazard." People explain to me how much of a hazard weed is to their health. Yeah, it is. So are cars, knives, doors, dildos, guns, broken glass, everything is a hazard to your health. I'm wondering when people will stop being pussies and realize that life is a dangeous, hazardous, and risky place to live. If you don't smoke weed because of it's "health risk," you might as well live your whole life inside a cage, get fed intravenously, and never see sunlight or come in contact with anyone or anything. And no jerking it. Have you ever seen an obituary reading: "Billy died from the super danks." No, you haven't Every time a stoner goes to the hospital, it goes like this: "Hey Doctor, I need serious help. I think I smoked too much weed and I'm having extreme shortness of breath because my lungs are collapsing." "Hmm.. that very well be the case, son. Or.. perhaps it's because your mouth is full of burnt pizza." "Oh, I thought that was my tongue." So that's one possible reason to not smoke. Because it burns pizza. And I'll tell you how to fix that one right now: Cook the pizza. Then get high. There. Everyone wins. 4. "Weed makes you paranoid." But it's the good kind of paranoid. It's the kind of paranoia which there's no actual threat. Sober paranoia is like, "I'm in an airplane and we're going to crash, oh no!" Weed paranoia is like, "I'm in an airplane and we're going to.. oh wait, that's a squirrel." 3. "Everyone knows potheads are losers." The only way to get a bad reputation from smoking is if you talk about it non-stop like you're trying to impress people or use being high as an excuse for being stupid. I hate those people. They'll be like, "Oh shit, I spilled your beer hehehehe I'm so high." Don't talk about it, do it. The fragrance of weed reminds me of burnt pizza. Because every time I get high, I throw a pizza in the oven. And every pizza I've tried to bake have overbaked because I was baked. Then I'm sitting there contemplating, "Do I smell smoke? This is weird. I must be really high. How could I smell smoke when my nose is in this girl's vagina? Is that even a vagina? It feels more like an avocado. Oh wait, it's my pillow drool." 2. "Weed makes you stupid." Yeah. So what's the problem? Being smart is overrated. How about I sew your face together? Besides, there's research now that contradicts your assertion. Perhaps it's true that if stupid people smoke weed that they indeed get stupider. Poor them. If smart people smoke it, they get more intelligent, bud! 1. "Weed is bad because it makes you lazy." Everyone is lazy regardless of what or if they smoke, so gimme a break. "Weed makes you lazy and unmotivated." It motivated me enough to write this you dumb assheads, dumbass heads. How about I punch your head in the nose? How about I kick you in the general vicinity of the teeth? How about I tear your head off and fuck-start your brain?
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11.10.2006, 11:40 AM	#35
golden child expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,672	month and a half ago, when i got busted with a minor in posession by consumption. __________________ blind
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11.10.2006, 01:42 PM	#36
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	i need to get FUCING WEED FOR THE SAKE OF HOLY FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING JEZELBELLIOUS LIBELLIOUS FUCKING FUCTACIOUS i need weed.
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11.10.2006, 02:07 PM	#37
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	a while ago. I quit __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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11.12.2006, 01:10 AM	#38
touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	never!
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