Jethro Cave Is Nick Cave's Son - Page 2

floatingslowly · 02.13.2009, 02:56 PM

^^^ I have no problem with that.

demonrail666 · 02.13.2009, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

C'mon, don't be jelous just because he is prettier looking than all of you and he's Nick Cave's son.

Agreed, and I'm sure he's getting some unspeakably top draw sexual partners right now. But is it enough to gain him access to the real prize (ie Nigella Lawson)? Doubtful.

As such I'm far more envious of this swine than I am Jethro. I mean look at that face, it screams of that line in Bade Runner, "I've seen things..."

Lurker · 02.13.2009, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Hello floatingslowly, the writers from Friends think you're a cunt.

hahahaha! That's hilarious. I tried to rep you on this but it said "he's getting too big for his boots, so spread it around before giving rep to Glice again."

floatingslowly · 02.13.2009, 04:51 PM

^^^ I don't think that the forum will try to stop you from giving him a reach around though. go on. don't be shy.

02.13.2009, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Agreed, and I'm sure he's getting some unspeakably top draw sexual partners right now. But is it enough to gain him access to the real prize (ie Nigella Lawson)? Doubtful.

As such I'm far more envious of this swine than I am Jethro. I mean look at that face, it screams of that line in Bade Runner, "I've seen things..."

Fair enough. It would be a different story if he wasn't that rich and affluent, I'm sure. What can I say? I can just imagine what his life would be like if he was an ordinary man whose only weekly moment of glory was posting homemade porn which involved him and his tired-looking wife on redtube.

Lurker · 02.13.2009, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

^^^ I don't think that the forum will try to stop you from giving him a reach around though. go on. don't be shy.

My arms aren't that long.

There was a time when you wanted a reach around from me, if you remember correctly.

02.13.2009, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by o'connor

ugh, i hate it when people use pretty and man in the same sentence. men are suppose to be handsome, not pretty.

ok, he's more handsome than you, then.

floatingslowly · 02.13.2009, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

My arms aren't that long.

There was a time when you wanted a reach around from me, if you remember correctly.

you make it sound as if it's past tense.

Lurker · 02.13.2009, 05:29 PM

I am not learned good by skool.

demonrail666 · 02.13.2009, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Fair enough. It would be a different story if he wasn't that rich and affluent, I'm sure. What can I say? I can just imagine what his life would be like if he was an ordinary man whose only weekly moment of glory was posting homemade porn which involved him and his tired-looking wife on redtube.

That's the thing though isn't it: he is that rich, and so it doesn't matter. I'd much rather have Charles' money and Nigella than Jethro's good looks and whoever he gets as a consequence.

Lurker · 02.13.2009, 05:47 PM

At school the other kids used to call him Jethro Tull. It damaged his confidence very badly so now he has to do modelling to make up for it.

Glice · 02.13.2009, 05:48 PM

I can't stop thinking of the other Jethro

Lurker · 02.13.2009, 05:50 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jethro_Tull_(agriculturist)

02.13.2009, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

I'd much rather have Charles' money and Nigella than Jethro's good looks and whoever he gets as a consequence.

I'd much rather get paid to basically just wear clothes because of who my father is, that's for sure. Not many people on this thread can claim to have been offered one penny based on that fact alone, dear demonrail666, or have they?

Danny Himself · 02.13.2009, 05:53 PM

He looks like a twat

demonrail666 · 02.13.2009, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I'd much rather get paid to basically just wear clothes because of who my father is, that's for sure. Not many people on this thread can claim to have been offered one penny based on that fact alone, dear demonrail666, or have they?

I'm sure they haven't. But if we're talking about envy I can honestly say that in the case of Cave Jnr, I'm not. I'm actually not really envious of Charles Saatchi either, but if I had to choose who I'd rather swap lives with I'd definitely choose him over Jethro.

02.13.2009, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

I'm sure they haven't. But if we're talking about envy I can honestly say that in the case of Cave Jnr, I'm not. I'm actually not really envious of Charles Saatchi either, but if I had to choose who I'd rather swap lives with I'd definitely choose him over Jethro.

I'd rather have Jethro's looks and Saatchi's money, since I am not really that arsed about neither.

One hasn't done anything of worth, the other too often promotes shit art.

Besides, I am sexy enough as it is.

demonrail666 · 02.13.2009, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I'd rather have Jethro's looks and Saatchi's money, since I am not really that arsed about neither.

One hasn't done anything of worth, the other too often promotes shit art.

Besides, I am sexy enough as it is.

agreed

o'connor · 02.13.2009, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

hello o'connor. the last 30 years called and they wish to speak with you. seems you both have some catching up to do.

i don't really get that. is it suppose to be a compliment or a diss? either way, imma go ahead and drop that in the compliment box

o'connor · 02.13.2009, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tesla69

if there's any smack around I doubt Nick will share it with his son

lol, i actually laughed out loud. wish i'd thought of that first, you clever bastard.

02.13.2009, 02:56 PM	#21
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Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	At school the other kids used to call him Jethro Tull. It damaged his confidence very badly so now he has to do modelling to make up for it.
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