[sonicl]

Shagalicious? Is it not a real word?

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

that's right. good advice from richard pryor. "whoring yourself" is the way to go. a good showing of tits is the best way to get the little green squares you crave. if you lack the anatomical wherewithal i't's going to be a lot harder to get what you want, as this board seems to be composed mostly of horny, desperate boys (with the exception of a few choice characters, of course, but that's the demographic i'm afraid). anyway, yes. breasts, please.

you have to understand confuscious, it isnt about you he just doesnt like anybody.

[Confucious is sex]

Where's the not liking? Doesn't it mean someone not only likes, but loves, you if they want to see your breasts? That's what us girls are taught in girl land whilst having pillow fights in our pyjamas.

Breasts on the way, just as soon as I decide to demean myself even lower than I already have.

[sonicl]

It doesn't have to be complete breasts. Cleavage is sufficient for some people.

[HECKLER SPRAY]

Pillow fights... Interesting...

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by sonicl

It doesn't have to be complete breasts. Cleavage is sufficient for some people.

and ankles for others.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by jon boy

you have to understand confuscious, it isnt about you he just doesnt like anybody.

oy, aren't we sore.

i think there are wonderful people here, but you're just not one of them.

can we get back to the topic please? confucious wants rep, and i have a potent wand that will add something like 3 green squares.

[jon boy]

is that some of that famous american wit? someone hasnt had a hug for a while.

so which newspaper is it?

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by sonicl

It doesn't have to be complete breasts. Cleavage is sufficient for some people.

That's only because you're not allowed looking at pornographic images at work ,mister.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

Where's the not liking? Doesn't it mean someone not only likes, but loves, you if they want to see your breasts? That's what us girls are taught in girl land whilst having pillow fights in our pyjamas.

Breasts on the way, just as soon as I decide to demean myself even lower than I already have.

see, you're earning your rep already, and brilliantly, but i must to resist until the breasts emerge, or i'll be exposed as a weak negotiator...

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

That's only because you're not allowed looking at pornographic images at work ,mister.

I like a little mystery to my funbags. If I see them all at once, well, what more is there to imagine?

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by sonicl

I like a little mystery to my funbags. If I see them all at once, well, what more is there to imagine?

what to do with them?

[sonicl]

You are, like, SO base.

[jon boy]

its his level its where he feels comfortable. poor guy.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by sonicl

You are, like, SO base.

like, thank you!

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by sonicl

I like a little mystery to my funbags. If I see them all at once, well, what more is there to imagine?

Erm....i'm no expert on that matter but surely you mean 'what else is there to do' rather than imagine?

[sonicl]

^
No.

If one's first viewing of the breast is a full view, the only way forward is to give the apparatus a little squeeze, and maybe a playful nibble. After that, it is no longer tantilising.

If, however, one is given no more than a glimpse of that pearly white skin, one can while away hours imaging the weight, the shape, the pertness of the breast, and the beauty of the nipple. Then the final unveiling of the beautiful globe is so much more of an exciting prospect.

But I wouldn't expect you to understand that, you're an old slapper.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by sonicl

No. If one's first viewing of the breast is a full view, the only way forward is to give the apparatus a little squeeze, and maybe a playful nibble. After that, it is of no further tantilisation.

If, however, one is given no more than a glimpse of that pearly white skin, one can while away hours imaging the weight, the shape, the pertness, and the beauty of the nipple. Then the final unveiling of the beautiful globe is so much more of an exciting prospect.

you really need a new job man.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by sonicl

You are, like, SO base.

Originally Posted by jon boy

its his level its where he feels comfortable. poor guy.

now, on the subject of breasts, you two titheads are so fucking earnest it hurts to watch. you wouldn't happen to know the meaning of the expression "tongue in cheek" would you? i don't show up on the internet to "bare my soul"-- i have real people for that. i come here to play word games. fun word games with people who can play them amusingly.

now, shoo! don't hijack this thread with your little sorrows. it's about confucious is sex-- who appears to be a more interesting person than both of you dullards put together. now go away.

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

now, on the subject of breasts, you two titheads are so fucking earnest it hurts to watch. you wouldn't happen to know the meaning of the expression "tongue in cheek" would you? i don't show up on the internet to "bare my soul"-- i have real people for that. i come here to play word games. fun word games with people who can play them amusingly.

now, shoo! don't hijack this thread with your little sorrows. it's about confucious is sex-- who appears to be a more interesting person than both of you dullards put together. now go away.

Miserable little fucker.