Latest SMS from my stalker. - Page 2

cuetzpalin · 02.02.2007, 09:28 AM

or satanist
and gay

fishmonkey · 02.02.2007, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuetzpalin

or satanist
and gay

surely that would be a "gaytanist"

Trasher02 · 02.02.2007, 10:03 AM

Goddamn christians.

ALIEN ANAL · 02.02.2007, 10:05 AM

man, i dont hate christians like she claims, but she is giving me good reason to

Trasher02 · 02.02.2007, 10:08 AM

I do hate them, ignorant annoying bastards.
I seriously hope there aren't any christians on the board.

ALIEN ANAL · 02.02.2007, 10:13 AM

here is an OT question. and a kind of big reveal
Im a virgin, drugs or no drugs if you knew you would be having sex that night?

jon boy · 02.02.2007, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead

how many souls does anal have?

well he's australian so technically none but he might rent with an option to buy.

fishmonkey · 02.02.2007, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trasher02

I do hate them, ignorant annoying bastards.
I seriously hope there aren't any christians on the board.

see this is where i am lost, what defines a christian? i'm a good irish catholic boy, so therefore i have 98 brothers and 25 sisters, i was born under a wandering star and moved into a thatch cottage with a dripping roof and walls made of wattle-and-daub when i was an infant. life was hard living in my brothers shadows and hearing my parents "making a new one" every night from behind the sheet that hung from the celing that acted as a "wall" but one day i aspired to move to the bright lights of New York and become a dancer.

you dance a dance class...

ALIEN ANAL · 02.02.2007, 01:49 PM

maybe if i rescue my baby brother from david bowie, the jim henson muppet bitch will leave me alone

davenotdead · 02.02.2007, 11:08 PM

tell her you want a child right now...that'll show her...and if she says ok, then i guess you have to leave town or something, sorry.

!@#$%! · 02.03.2007, 02:04 PM

she look like this?

watch yr bunnies.

k-krack · 02.04.2007, 11:33 AM

Just let her touch yr penis...

ALIEN ANAL · 02.05.2007, 04:45 AM

ok....so today...i get ANOTHER message.

"wat you think that email was funny? I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU UGLY DOG!!!!"

I havnt made any contact with this girl, she really is a freak.

jon boy · 02.05.2007, 04:47 AM

just ignore her and if it persists then maybe tell the authorities or something. pit her on ignore for your emails.

ALIEN ANAL · 02.09.2007, 05:05 AM

Went into maccas today for some hashbrowns, and she is there behind the counter: She asks to speak to me for 2 minutes and i say ok. Then she says

"this is so serious

, you think that e-mail was a joke?, your fucking shit, your nothing, the first thing you can do is delete my number from your phone

"

and i said "um yeh i dont have to listen to this, im going good bye

"
and sat down, put me off of my food.

She is one crazy bitch

fishmonkey · 02.09.2007, 06:40 AM

whacky biaaaaa tch

compulsive diarrhea, jico · 02.09.2007, 08:08 AM

haha.

take care, you might get killed.

ALIEN ANAL · 02.09.2007, 08:14 AM

haha my mom said the same thing

davenotdead · 02.09.2007, 08:50 AM

australia = insanity. i have decided.

king_buzzo · 02.09.2007, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

Went into maccas today for some hashbrowns, and she is there behind the counter: She asks to speak to me for 2 minutes and i say ok. Then she says

"this is so serious

, you think that e-mail was a joke?, your fucking shit, your nothing, the first thing you can do is delete my number from your phone

"

and i said "um yeh i dont have to listen to this, im going good bye

"
and sat down, put me off of my food.

She is one crazy bitch

there is only one solution

double barrel shotgun---------->persons head----->no more annyoing sms's

02.02.2007, 09:28 AM	#21
cuetzpalin the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Czech republic Posts: 997	or satanist and gay __________________ Co-founder of uber-kool outsiders' club. member of Pookie's fan club
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.02.2007, 10:03 AM	#23
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Goddamn christians. __________________ 666
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.02.2007, 10:05 AM	#24
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	man, i dont hate christians like she claims, but she is giving me good reason to __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.02.2007, 10:08 AM	#25
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	I do hate them, ignorant annoying bastards. I seriously hope there aren't any christians on the board. __________________ 666
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.02.2007, 10:13 AM	#26
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	here is an OT question. and a kind of big reveal Im a virgin, drugs or no drugs if you knew you would be having sex that night? __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.02.2007, 01:49 PM	#29
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	maybe if i rescue my baby brother from david bowie, the jim henson muppet bitch will leave me alone __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.02.2007, 11:08 PM	#30
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	tell her you want a child right now...that'll show her...and if she says ok, then i guess you have to leave town or something, sorry.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.03.2007, 02:04 PM	#31
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	she look like this? watch yr bunnies.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.04.2007, 11:33 AM	#32
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Just let her touch yr penis... __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.05.2007, 04:45 AM	#33
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	ok....so today...i get ANOTHER message. "wat you think that email was funny? I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU UGLY DOG!!!!" I havnt made any contact with this girl, she really is a freak. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.05.2007, 04:47 AM	#34
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	just ignore her and if it persists then maybe tell the authorities or something. pit her on ignore for your emails. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.09.2007, 05:05 AM	#35
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	Went into maccas today for some hashbrowns, and she is there behind the counter: She asks to speak to me for 2 minutes and i say ok. Then she says "this is so serious, you think that e-mail was a joke?, your fucking shit, your nothing, the first thing you can do is delete my number from your phone" and i said "um yeh i dont have to listen to this, im going good bye" and sat down, put me off of my food. She is one crazy bitch __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.09.2007, 06:40 AM	#36
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	whacky biaaaaa tch __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.09.2007, 08:08 AM	#37
compulsive diarrhea, jico 100% Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 711	haha. take care, you might get killed.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.09.2007, 08:14 AM	#38
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	haha my mom said the same thing __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.09.2007, 08:50 AM	#39
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	australia = insanity. i have decided.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|