When did you start masturbating? What were some of your earliest fantasies? - Page 2

Toilet & Bowels · 03.09.2007, 07:44 AM

it's not about whether i mind reading it or not, i'm saying i'm put off by people's need to tell others such things.

ALIEN ANAL · 03.09.2007, 07:46 AM

well i guess we wont be having sex then.

Toilet & Bowels · 03.09.2007, 08:38 AM

then if it doesn't matter why are they bothering to tell people?

king_buzzo · 03.09.2007, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

i love masturbation its much fun

yes! i was like ten, trying to fuck my bed and then sperm came out, i was like wtf is this? until i learnt the whole process of mastrubation

ALIEN ANAL · 03.09.2007, 09:15 AM

ahah, i found my uncles porn and had a run at pullen on my willy, didnt finish the first time.

Then i was cranken in the garage for ages. yehp

jon boy · 03.09.2007, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

As I've said before I am about being seemed as dumb, cause in reality I am smart.

your not winning the reality game.

Anngella · 03.09.2007, 05:16 PM

Like 10-11. Just humping pillows, imagining it was someone else I s'pose. I also used this vibrating foot/back massager thing. I wore out the motor ..but I told my mom I threw it against the wall.
I've mentioned this before but I often got off to MTV's old show "Undressed." About slutty college kids and the like.

Alex's Trip · 03.09.2007, 08:20 PM

Age: 11 or 12
Fantasy: 7th grade math/science teacher

Cardinal Rob · 03.09.2007, 09:09 PM

Marry me.

Cardinal Rob · 03.09.2007, 09:18 PM

I'm willing to be a hedonistic swinger.

FruitLoop · 03.09.2007, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by foxforce5

Isn't it kind of... gross... to mentally revist early masturbation fantasies if they were about classmates? (

Hah... it's about as arousing as reminescing potty training. Then again, it makes for years of laughter at family reunions, whereas going back to prepubescent fantasies is just... somemthing to keep with yourself, unless it's part of a sex therapy or something (with a professional of course, not some 60 year-old freak who's offered you candy to jump in his car).

To answer the OP's question though, 14, with the help of soft-core porn (gotta love the pre-internet days)

schizophrenicroom · 03.09.2007, 10:05 PM

at least four years ago. i think it was really lame things like musicians i found cute at the time.

LittlePuppetBoy · 03.11.2007, 01:25 AM

hmmm. I believe when I was 7-8. I did it during nap time and never got caught.

I think I was fantasizing the Care bears getting it on with eachother (heterosexually)

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 03.11.2007, 01:52 AM

Dude- that reminds me. My little brother used to pretend to have sex with a teddy bear when he was really really young. He would strip down, get the teddy bear, put it on a blanket, close the doors, and then start dry humping it.

Afterwards he would come to my sister and I and ask us to play doctor because his "wife's" baby needed to be delivered. So we'd get a small teddy bear (he was always getting new ones) and try to reenact a baby being delivered.

He and his "wife" had like 15 kids. I kid you not.

atsonicpark · 03.11.2007, 08:06 AM

I got a handjob when I was 15 so I already knew what it was like when I jerked off at 16... (no shit) and when I fantasized, I just thought of the handjob..

Danny Himself · 03.11.2007, 08:19 AM

This is probably the creepiest question thread on the board. Why do you want to know, Julian, why!? Are you writing a book? Are you stealing our souls?

auto-aim · 03.11.2007, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

ahah, i found my uncles porn and had a run at pullen on my willy, didnt finish the first time.

Then i was cranken in the garage for ages. yehp

I know this!

Trasher02 · 03.11.2007, 09:34 AM

I started when I was about 12 years old and some of my first fantasies was (and don't laugh) Meryl from Metal gear solid.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 03.11.2007, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

This is probably the creepiest question thread on the board. Why do you want to know, Julian, why!? Are you writing a book? Are you stealing our souls?

Not really.

I dunno. Some people are just incredibly open about themselves and will honestly admit to almost anything. This thread is for those people.

Mainly for the funny replies. Some of them make me laugh.

Trasher02 · 03.11.2007, 10:39 AM

Mine said don't laugh!
You make me sad : (

03.09.2007, 07:44 AM	#21
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	it's not about whether i mind reading it or not, i'm saying i'm put off by people's need to tell others such things.
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03.09.2007, 07:46 AM	#22
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	well i guess we wont be having sex then. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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03.09.2007, 08:38 AM	#23
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	then if it doesn't matter why are they bothering to tell people?
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03.09.2007, 09:15 AM	#25
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	ahah, i found my uncles porn and had a run at pullen on my willy, didnt finish the first time. Then i was cranken in the garage for ages. yehp __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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03.09.2007, 05:16 PM	#27
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Like 10-11. Just humping pillows, imagining it was someone else I s'pose. I also used this vibrating foot/back massager thing. I wore out the motor ..but I told my mom I threw it against the wall. I've mentioned this before but I often got off to MTV's old show "Undressed." About slutty college kids and the like. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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03.09.2007, 08:20 PM	#28
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Age: 11 or 12 Fantasy: 7th grade math/science teacher
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03.09.2007, 09:09 PM	#29
Cardinal Rob the destroyed room Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the O.. O.. Organ Loft, West Yorkshire, UK Posts: 553	Marry me. __________________ lastFM \| RYM \| MySpace
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03.09.2007, 09:18 PM	#30
Cardinal Rob the destroyed room Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the O.. O.. Organ Loft, West Yorkshire, UK Posts: 553	I'm willing to be a hedonistic swinger. __________________ lastFM \| RYM \| MySpace
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03.09.2007, 10:05 PM	#32
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	at least four years ago. i think it was really lame things like musicians i found cute at the time. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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03.11.2007, 01:25 AM	#33
LittlePuppetBoy expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Aylmer(now Gatineau), Quebec Posts: 1,756	hmmm. I believe when I was 7-8. I did it during nap time and never got caught. I think I was fantasizing the Care bears getting it on with eachother (heterosexually) __________________
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03.11.2007, 01:52 AM	#34
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Dude- that reminds me. My little brother used to pretend to have sex with a teddy bear when he was really really young. He would strip down, get the teddy bear, put it on a blanket, close the doors, and then start dry humping it. Afterwards he would come to my sister and I and ask us to play doctor because his "wife's" baby needed to be delivered. So we'd get a small teddy bear (he was always getting new ones) and try to reenact a baby being delivered. He and his "wife" had like 15 kids. I kid you not.
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03.11.2007, 08:06 AM	#35
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I got a handjob when I was 15 so I already knew what it was like when I jerked off at 16... (no shit) and when I fantasized, I just thought of the handjob.. __________________
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03.11.2007, 08:19 AM	#36
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	This is probably the creepiest question thread on the board. Why do you want to know, Julian, why!? Are you writing a book? Are you stealing our souls?
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03.11.2007, 09:34 AM	#38
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	I started when I was about 12 years old and some of my first fantasies was (and don't laugh) Meryl from Metal gear solid. __________________ 666
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03.11.2007, 10:39 AM	#40
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Mine said don't laugh! You make me sad : ( __________________ 666
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