bumblebees - Page 2

Washing Machine · 04.09.2007, 10:02 AM

yeah I have no problem with spiders. I dont flap around bees actually (hehe) I just slowly walk as far away in the opposite as I can. They just have always come into my space without any provocking, thats the annoying part. I never go near their nests (I would understand how that would piss them off) hell I dont even eat honey. There is no damn reason they cant leave me the fuck alone. LOL

floatingslowly · 04.09.2007, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Washing Machine

I dont flap around bees actually (hehe) I just slowly walk as far away in the opposite as I can.

I run like a lil' bitch.

then I make my wife kill it.

I AM MAN, HEAR ME WHIMPER.

Washing Machine · 04.09.2007, 10:16 AM

haha Yeah!

I cant think of another insect or animal I have a problem with. Just Bee type things....the way they move, the sound they make, how they look, just creeps me out. Plus the association with flowers. I hate flowers, they're always too bright, gardens for me are like motionless gay pride parades with flying black and yellow nazis.

I like desolate deserts with cactus...love cactus, my favourite plant.

jon boy · 04.09.2007, 10:18 AM

go into your room and open the window. it may fly out on its own (you do run the risk of its brethren coming in). if it stays still long enough put a glass on top of it and card over the top and take it outside. dont kill it, especially squash it as that releases scent into the air that attracts other bees. failing that sit in a room rocking backwards and forwards crying saying bee bee bee.

04.09.2007, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Washing Machine

haha Yeah!

I cant think of another insect or animal I have a problem with. Just Bee type things....the way they move, the sound they make, how they look, just creeps me out. Plus the association with flowers. I hate flowers, they're always too bright, gardens for me are like motionless gay pride parades with flying black and yellow nazis.

I like desolate deserts with cactus...love cactus, my favourite plant.

I haven't told you lately how much i love you, but i just did. The only flowers that deserve existence are the ones that aren't smug enough with their own pretitness.

jon boy · 04.09.2007, 10:42 AM

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I haven't told you lately how much i love you, but i just did. The only flowers that deserve existence are the ones that aren't smug enough with their own pretitness.

i just coughed a little bit of sick into my mouth then.

04.09.2007, 10:45 AM

Good for you. Choke on it.

Washing Machine · 04.09.2007, 10:52 AM

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I haven't told you lately how much i love you, but i just did. The only flowers that deserve existence are the ones that aren't smug enough with their own pretitness.

I love you too Sarramkrop *hugs* (am i really hugging something? If I was that would be majorly creepy, AM I LYING TO YOU???...sorry just excusing myself for putting actions in ** its a stupid thing to do).

But I too hate people who buy so many plants and make their gardens impossible to stay in without getting attacked by flying nazis. Jesus...I rather live in Death Valley in peace and near death. Fucking British suburbites. I swear the chelsea flower show should be censored due to its offensive nature and destructive influence over little Doris down the road!

jon boy · 04.09.2007, 10:53 AM

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Good for you. Choke on it.

but then i wont be able to listen to your stuff properly.

04.09.2007, 10:55 AM

Fair enough. The world is round and all that.

Washing Machine · 04.09.2007, 10:59 AM

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but then i wont be able to listen to your stuff properly.

Stuff what stuff is this sarramkrop ?

lucyrulesok · 04.10.2007, 04:50 AM

its STILL THERE!

yesterday i just left my window open and went away, hoping he would fly out, and i thought he had. but then i go to get dressed this morning and he is hanging out in my pile of clothes. now i'm scared to get dressed because i can't see where he is anymore.

BEE FEAR!

jon boy · 04.10.2007, 04:56 AM

there is only one course of action. move house.

Pookie · 04.10.2007, 04:58 AM

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there is only one course of action. move house.

That's a bit extreme. Just buy some new clothes.

lucyrulesok · 04.10.2007, 04:59 AM

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That's a bit extreme. Just buy some new clothes.

i can't go out to buy clothes because i'm not wearing any. the bee has them all. he is parading around my room in my best dress. bastard.

jon boy · 04.10.2007, 05:02 AM

i like my idea best.

become an eskimo as they dont have any problems with bee's. there is the deadly giant snow wasp which can sting upto 1000 a minute but if you sing to it then it calms down.

Pookie · 04.10.2007, 05:06 AM

I think you should try singing to it, and hope nobody comes into your room and catches you standing there, naked, singing to your clothes.

lucyrulesok · 04.10.2007, 05:08 AM

i'm going to try and catch him in a glass.....

if you don't hear from me soon, you'll be receiving a letter from my solicitor!

Pookie · 04.10.2007, 05:09 AM

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i'm going to try and catch him in a glass.....

if you don't hear from me soon, you'll be receiving a letter from my solicitor!

NOT A GLASS. Everybody knows a bee sting can penetrate glass!!!

jon boy · 04.10.2007, 05:11 AM

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NOT A GLASS. Everybody knows a bee sting can penetrate glass!!!

well that may be true down south. up north they can headbut through glass and err etc...

04.09.2007, 10:02 AM	#21
Washing Machine expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cardiff, Spiderland Posts: 1,465	yeah I have no problem with spiders. I dont flap around bees actually (hehe) I just slowly walk as far away in the opposite as I can. They just have always come into my space without any provocking, thats the annoying part. I never go near their nests (I would understand how that would piss them off) hell I dont even eat honey. There is no damn reason they cant leave me the fuck alone. LOL __________________ ....Of Course its some kinda cosmic payback for being too ironic!
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04.09.2007, 10:16 AM	#23
Washing Machine expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cardiff, Spiderland Posts: 1,465	haha Yeah! I cant think of another insect or animal I have a problem with. Just Bee type things....the way they move, the sound they make, how they look, just creeps me out. Plus the association with flowers. I hate flowers, they're always too bright, gardens for me are like motionless gay pride parades with flying black and yellow nazis. I like desolate deserts with cactus...love cactus, my favourite plant. __________________ ....Of Course its some kinda cosmic payback for being too ironic!
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04.09.2007, 10:18 AM	#24
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	go into your room and open the window. it may fly out on its own (you do run the risk of its brethren coming in). if it stays still long enough put a glass on top of it and card over the top and take it outside. dont kill it, especially squash it as that releases scent into the air that attracts other bees. failing that sit in a room rocking backwards and forwards crying saying bee bee bee. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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04.09.2007, 10:45 AM	#27
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Good for you. Choke on it.
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04.09.2007, 10:55 AM	#30
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Fair enough. The world is round and all that.
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04.10.2007, 04:50 AM	#32
lucyrulesok 100% Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 769	its STILL THERE! yesterday i just left my window open and went away, hoping he would fly out, and i thought he had. but then i go to get dressed this morning and he is hanging out in my pile of clothes. now i'm scared to get dressed because i can't see where he is anymore. BEE FEAR! __________________ I think if kissing someone could make them pregnant the last person I kissed would have had their kid by now...
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04.10.2007, 04:56 AM	#33
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	there is only one course of action. move house. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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04.10.2007, 05:02 AM	#36
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	i like my idea best. become an eskimo as they dont have any problems with bee's. there is the deadly giant snow wasp which can sting upto 1000 a minute but if you sing to it then it calms down. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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04.10.2007, 05:06 AM	#37
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	I think you should try singing to it, and hope nobody comes into your room and catches you standing there, naked, singing to your clothes.
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04.10.2007, 05:08 AM	#38
lucyrulesok 100% Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 769	i'm going to try and catch him in a glass..... if you don't hear from me soon, you'll be receiving a letter from my solicitor! __________________ I think if kissing someone could make them pregnant the last person I kissed would have had their kid by now...
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