Advice Needed - Page 2

!@#$%! · 04.12.2007, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by nomadicfollower

Explaining the veiling effect thinking has on instinct I've managed to think (there seem to be holes everywhere).
She's glad anyway.

so???/ did you????

nomadicfollower · 04.12.2007, 09:11 PM

No. She's confined, as of the moment, to impersonal communication. I only called her.
However, I did manage to articulate my desire.

!@#$%! · 04.12.2007, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by nomadicfollower

No. She's confined, as of the moment, to impersonal communication. I only called her.
However, I did manage to articulate my desire.

bold move brother!

i applaud you

now when the time comes, remember:

firm, yet gentle hands

do not crush her mouth with yours, you're not trying to give cpr

easy on the tongue: slow does it. veeeery slow.

no slobbering.

and definitely, floss

better yet, learn from a woman:

http://www.bossanova.com/weevil/kiss/

best wishes and hereby you receive the medieval slap on the back before the joust

Пятхъдесят Шест · 04.12.2007, 09:26 PM

Bossanova? No! Take advice from Cassanova!!

!@#$%! · 04.12.2007, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Пятхъдесят Шест

Bossanova? No! Take advice from Cassanova!!

ha ha, i just googled that while composing my post. but i read it and it's sound advice, really. the women of the board can probably vouch for the veracity of that document.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 04.12.2007, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by nomadicfollower

It has never been my intention, as long as I've been a member of this board, to ask for help from any of you. I assumed I couldn't be helped.
Momentarily forgetting this assumption, I have another, cliche, boring, incessant question concerning 'girl problems'.
A lady friend of mine, who I've known for some time but until recently have not hung out with, has been 'leading me on' or so I believe. This is where advice is needed.
Earlier she called me and said something along the lines of "oh, the smell of your laundry lingers in my car, sigh of obession (stated paranthetically)". I replied, confused, "Patience heightens passion". Then into what I meant by that, which I modestly beat around the bush. She gave up. I exasperated her. She said call her when I "quit your little tea party (though she said it without contempt and in good humour) and tell me what you mean". Cynicism caused me to hear voices in the background, as if it was all a joke. As it was only a chance to laugh at naive me.
However, this isn't the first time she's said something similar to this.

Go for it? Back off? What does she really mean?
(I have the inclination to go for it, and perhaps I will, whenever I do get over my frustrating modesty)

I am not very good with girls, but there is one thing I do know. You have a gut feeling of whether or not to go for a girl. Go with the gut feeling.

If your gut feeling says go for her, go for her. If your gut feeling says stay away, stay away.

Girls can suck you in though, your gut feeling might say stay away, but sometimes they are too appealing and your gut feelings don't matter anymore and you're gonna go for it. It is called lust.

nomadicfollower · 04.12.2007, 10:18 PM

New, satisfying addition from a text message (why? shrug)
It reads (literally): "Wisdom for tomorrow: it's the weekend. Take the plunge."
Not the best grammer, and actually more pertinant if the previous conversation was available to you all, but her idea is pretty obvious.

But now this drama-drenched soap opera is going off the air. I appreciate all advice, but now it's none of your fuckin' business.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 04.12.2007, 10:20 PM

aww cute, you're going to get your dick wet

just kidding

edit: go here http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=12174

not kidding.

Everyneurotic · 04.12.2007, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Go, go, go!

You are the alternate universe me. Don't miss your chances! You'll regret them terribly and spend all night either devising a time machine or wishing you were dead.

this is so funny in so many levels!!!

golden child · 04.13.2007, 04:19 AM

getting fucked this weekend!

ALIEN ANAL · 04.13.2007, 04:52 AM

ill theive this help line

I really want to go to perth and suprise this girl, but going to perth isnt an easy thing to do as its 600km away and it costs money to do this sort of thing..but i really want to suprise her and see how it goes.. what do i do

ZEROpumpkins · 04.13.2007, 05:16 AM

Text nomad1 to go for it!
Text nomad2 to back out!

Alien, where do you live? I hear you're hiring some drinking buddies.

ALIEN ANAL · 04.13.2007, 05:21 AM

In W.A , far from you.

In Kalgoorlie drunksville. :P

I wish i could hire drinking buddies, my brother has just gone out with his group of friends to get drunk and have fun and now im just stuck here like every other weekend night.

ZEROpumpkins · 04.13.2007, 05:24 AM

Wow, WA is huge then. If your 800ks from Perth and still in WA.

ALIEN ANAL · 04.13.2007, 05:27 AM

600 kms but yeh same shit.

fishmonkey · 04.13.2007, 05:32 AM

i'd tell her to go fuck off.

ALIEN ANAL · 04.13.2007, 05:36 AM

this is the sheila i have waiting in perth.. i need to get balls and suprise her

shes being silly here

Green_mind · 04.13.2007, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

this is so funny in so many levels!!!

Very! This thread has filled me with joy.

Green_mind · 04.13.2007, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

this is the sheila i have waiting in perth.. i need to get balls and suprise her

shes being silly here

The road down looks straight, I recommend hitchhiking!

ALIEN ANAL · 04.13.2007, 05:44 AM

haha yeh shes a babe, have you seen wolf creek?

04.12.2007, 09:11 PM	#22
nomadicfollower invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North America Posts: 2,672	No. She's confined, as of the moment, to impersonal communication. I only called her. However, I did manage to articulate my desire.
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04.12.2007, 09:26 PM	#24
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	Bossanova? No! Take advice from Cassanova!!
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04.12.2007, 10:18 PM	#27
nomadicfollower invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North America Posts: 2,672	New, satisfying addition from a text message (why? shrug) It reads (literally): "Wisdom for tomorrow: it's the weekend. Take the plunge." Not the best grammer, and actually more pertinant if the previous conversation was available to you all, but her idea is pretty obvious. But now this drama-drenched soap opera is going off the air. I appreciate all advice, but now it's none of your fuckin' business.
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04.12.2007, 10:20 PM	#28
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	aww cute, you're going to get your dick wet just kidding edit: go here http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=12174 not kidding.
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04.13.2007, 04:19 AM	#30
golden child expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,672	getting fucked this weekend! __________________ blind
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04.13.2007, 04:52 AM	#31
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	ill theive this help line I really want to go to perth and suprise this girl, but going to perth isnt an easy thing to do as its 600km away and it costs money to do this sort of thing..but i really want to suprise her and see how it goes.. what do i do __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.13.2007, 05:16 AM	#32
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Text nomad1 to go for it! Text nomad2 to back out! Alien, where do you live? I hear you're hiring some drinking buddies. __________________
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04.13.2007, 05:21 AM	#33
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	In W.A , far from you. In Kalgoorlie drunksville. :P I wish i could hire drinking buddies, my brother has just gone out with his group of friends to get drunk and have fun and now im just stuck here like every other weekend night. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.13.2007, 05:24 AM	#34
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Wow, WA is huge then. If your 800ks from Perth and still in WA. __________________
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04.13.2007, 05:27 AM	#35
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	600 kms but yeh same shit. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.13.2007, 05:32 AM	#36
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	i'd tell her to go fuck off. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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04.13.2007, 05:36 AM	#37
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	this is the sheila i have waiting in perth.. i need to get balls and suprise her shes being silly here __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.13.2007, 05:44 AM	#40
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	haha yeh shes a babe, have you seen wolf creek? __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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