Is Sex Boring? - Page 2

jon boy · 04.13.2007, 05:46 AM

i suppose it depends who its with. if you dont feel comfortable with someone then it wont really work. its no good if one person makes it happen and the other doesnt.

04.13.2007, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Obviously you just aren't doing it right.

That's a cliched answer. You'll find that not everyone is into doing it right either. There are plenty of people who are just happy having none or at least only an approximation of it. The whole litany of: '' Blah blah blah, sex is the best thing in the world etc etc'' is just a tad simplistic. I can understand that you are a reproductive creature and i'm not, but still that means nothing. Oh, and the whole thing about being in a bad mood just because one isn't having enough sex i find generally plain irritating too. It's not as if you have to fuck everytime you get into bed with someone, you know?

ALIEN ANAL · 04.13.2007, 05:55 AM

i want to lie in bed with someone *sigh*

Toilet & Bowels · 04.13.2007, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

i want to lie in bed with someone *sigh*

oh shut up

ALIEN ANAL · 04.13.2007, 07:22 AM

hey toilet bowl...fuck you...

syaddict · 04.13.2007, 07:36 AM

lust helps... and I would presume being dishonest isn't boring either... Try and count to 1000, if you can easily do that without losing track then it is definately boring for you... maybe try something other than sex. umm, scrabble?

Toilet & Bowels · 04.13.2007, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

hey toilet bowl...fuck you...

nobody is interested in your whining self-pity, if you want to get laid so bad why don't you stop crying on the internet and go out and do something about it?

syaddict · 04.13.2007, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

nobody is interested in your whining self-pity, if you want to get laid so bad why don't you stop crying on the internet and go out and do something about it.

The fact that you care enough to offer an encouragement is a bit odd too... and the fact that I am sitting here replying is odd too.... sex MUST be boring.... besides ASP.NET is boring but I still do that... and brushing my teeth is really boring but I still do that at least once a day. Am I missing someones point?

ALIEN ANAL · 04.13.2007, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

nobody is interested in your whining self-pity, if you want to get laid so bad why don't you stop crying on the internet and go out and do something about it?

whats wrong man? whats the matter..come on tell me

jon boy · 04.13.2007, 09:05 AM

solo sex is good. at least no one gets hurt, unless your michael hutchence.

fishmonkey · 04.13.2007, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

solo sex is good. at least no one gets hurt, unless your michael hutchence.

priceless!!

ALIEN ANAL · 04.13.2007, 10:01 AM

i wrote a song

"obscene machine"
shes my lover
shes made of rubber
shes emma the obscene machine

i come up from behind
never age, for ever mine
shes emma the obscene machine

*more to come*

!@#$%! · 04.13.2007, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Me thinks so.

jeezus johnson...

my condolences

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after reading this thread, i'll modify my answer:

unfeeling sex is boring. mechanical sex is boring. if you're not having fun in the sack, maybe you need to take a look at your relationship. sorry to break the bad news but it's true.

val-holla-ing · 04.13.2007, 10:21 AM

sex is teh sexorz.

atsonicpark · 04.13.2007, 10:42 AM

....

Sex is probably the least boring thing in the world.

04.13.2007, 10:51 AM

You're right. Some people are worse than sex.

!@#$%! · 04.13.2007, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Oh, and the whole thing about being in a bad mood just because one isn't having enough sex i find generally plain irritating too.

sorry porkie but it's true! when men's pipes clog they produce a general crankiness that may not be conscious, but it's there in the background, lurking and waiting to strike... just like being hungry or devoid of sleep, but more subtle...

04.13.2007, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

sorry porkie but it's true! when men's pipes clog they produce a general crankiness that may not be conscious, but it's there in the background, lurking and waiting to strike... just like being hungry or devoid of sleep, but more subtle...

That's if they don't have any other outlet for things other than a shag.

!@#$%! · 04.13.2007, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

That's if they don't have any other outlet for things other than a shag.

sorry, but "sublimating" doesn't cut it for the body. human touch is very important for sanity & general happiness. the reason the catholic church is crazy is because of the celibacy requirement. oh those pedophile priests and bitter nuns! poisonous people.

04.13.2007, 11:04 AM

Did you actually read my post? I don't know how it works for you straights but in some cases it's different if you're gay. You can still go out and sleep with someone without having sex with them .And be happy too.

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04.13.2007, 05:46 AM	#21
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04.13.2007, 07:36 AM	#26
syaddict empty page Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2	lust helps... and I would presume being dishonest isn't boring either... Try and count to 1000, if you can easily do that without losing track then it is definately boring for you... maybe try something other than sex. umm, scrabble?
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04.13.2007, 09:05 AM	#30
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	solo sex is good. at least no one gets hurt, unless your michael hutchence. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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04.13.2007, 10:01 AM	#32
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	i wrote a song "obscene machine" shes my lover shes made of rubber shes emma the obscene machine i come up from behind never age, for ever mine shes emma the obscene machine more to come __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.13.2007, 10:21 AM	#34
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	sex is teh sexorz. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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04.13.2007, 10:42 AM	#35
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	.... Sex is probably the least boring thing in the world. __________________
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04.13.2007, 10:51 AM	#36
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	You're right. Some people are worse than sex.
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04.13.2007, 11:04 AM	#40
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Did you actually read my post? I don't know how it works for you straights but in some cases it's different if you're gay. You can still go out and sleep with someone without having sex with them .And be happy too.
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