[afterthefact]

Plus doctors are over-rated anyways. If you go see a doctor, you will tell him what is wrong, he will look it up on his laptop, than he will give you some medicine that is probably the equivelent of something you can get in aisle 4 of Walgreens, except it comes in a nifty bottle with you name on it.

And if it isn't this simple, than it's probably a tumor. All I ask is that I get invited to the funeral, just please don't charge $200 to get in.

KIDDING! Aren't we cool enough here that we can make funeral jokes? I'd like to think so.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

your patronization is unneeded. the UMS coded laughter has long been a subject of the public domain. as a 3rd Stage Universal High Priest (Black Belt with Double Oakleaf Cluster) in the 1st Cydonian Orthodox Megafisttemple Chapter of the Wrath Xenu Resurrected Church of Mad Science, there's little you can attempt to hide from Our Eye.



your maniacal laughter was logged (with FURTHER notations) for what it truely was.
it's the laughter of evil plans alright. plans of global domination.

your attempt at cloning lucksinterior_model.2a's to serve as an elite cadre of cyberwarriors in your vampyre army will FAIL. you failed to sign all three waivers, failed to read the FAQ and we've had to buy an extra hard-drive to hold your entire watch list file.

rogue mad scientists are an abomination. for shame. for shame!!!



Exhibit A.




'tis but a flesh wound (I'm getting better)...

ha ha ha ha ha ha man, why, but why can't i rep you? oh, i just did yesterday. drat, drat & double drat!

you ever consider writing screenplays, comic books, fiction, anything of that sort?

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Originally Posted by afterthefact

Plus doctors are over-rated anyways. If you go see a doctor, you will tell him what is wrong, he will look it up on his laptop, than he will give you some medicine that is probably the equivelent of something you can get in aisle 4 of Walgreens, except it comes in a nifty bottle with you name on it.

And if it isn't this simple, than it's probably a tumor. All I ask is that I get invited to the funeral, just please don't charge $200 to get in.

KIDDING! Aren't we cool enough here that we can make funeral jokes? I'd like to think so.

i loled

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you ever consider writing screenplays, comic books, fiction, anything of that sort?

and waste my talent when it could be better spent on internet message boards?

hardly!

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

and waste my talent when it could be better spent on internet message boards?

hardly!

aha! i spot the mindset of an Ascended Master!

your secret identity has been uncovered, my zen-like friend. now that i know your plane of existence i can correctly tune the frequency of my mind-graft machine to your neural pathways. soon, the power or your Order will be mine! miiine! miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!!!

mhuahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!

igor, quickly, activate auxiliary power!

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

now that i know your plane of existence i can correctly tune the frequency of my mind-graft machine to your neural pathways. soon, the power or your Order will be mine! miiine! miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!!!

as if I hadn't anticipated that....

you should find my anti-harmonic barrier more than sufficient in preventing any such mind graft. besides....what are you? VULCAN???

should your engramatic intrusion cause further breach, there's always my tinfoil hat.

pssshaw....amateurs....

what's next or should I toss you in the shark tank BEFORE I divulge anymore secrets (curse the rules)??

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

as if I hadn't anticipated that....

you should find my anti-harmonic barrier more than sufficient in preventing any such mind graft. besides....what are you? VULCAN???

should your engramatic intrusion cause further breach, there's always my tinfoil hat.

pssshaw....amateurs....

what's next or should I toss you in the shark tank BEFORE I divulge anymore secrets (curse the rules)??

ha ha ha, anti-harmonics! your sily electromagnetic fields are nothing before my psionic field emissions!! my science defies the matrix of space!!!

as it is, you are already under control of the mind graft machine! it makes you think you can get away while in fact i am almost finished downloading the contents of your brain! and soon, all the earth's colonies will fall into my hands!!!

and then, you will all serve me like an army of ants....

 

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

in fact i am almost finished downloading the contents of your brain!

countermeasures, good sir. countermeasures.

besides, while you gleefully perceive the download of the contents of mind, the actual datastream is being fed to you via from my minion's neural output.

my investment in his recent chimpanzee-to-human medulla transplant allows for rapid dissemination of my "homemade" black ICE (you might consider jacking-out before you need a cerebral donor of your own).

I have to give it to you though.....your ant picture made me laugh.

get with the times. giant insects are all the rage now. mind control is soooo September, 2001.

 

<---- can we get a local subgenius to fix this damn smilie already? the eyes don't really roll and it doesn't convey my feelings accurately enough.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

countermeasures, good sir. countermeasures.

besides, while you gleefully perceive the download of the contents of mind, the actual datastream is being fed to you via from my minion's neural output.

my investment in his recent chimpanzee-to-human medulla transplant allows for rapid dissemination of my "homemade" black ICE (you might consider jacking-out before you need a cerebral donor of your own).

I have to give it to you though.....your ant picture made me laugh.

get with the times. giant insects are all the rage now. mind control is soooo September, 2001.

 

<---- can we get a local subgenius to fix this damn smilie already? the eyes don't really roll and it doesn't convey my feelings accurately enough.

you are still dreaming-- just as planned.... ha ha ha ha none of that exists!!

igor, increase power to module 4b

very well, i retire now to my headquarters. inform me when the subject awakes.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

you 2 having fun??


swa(y): yo thanks, i got it checked out this morning

[SynthethicalY]

What was it crypto? Just a regular headache?

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

sinus infection / headache

got some pain killers and some sizzzurup for my throat

[afterthefact]

 

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

you 2 having fun??


swa(y): yo thanks, i got it checked out this morning

fun??? this is serious man. but way to make this thread into being about YOUR headache!!

don't come crying to me after !@#$%^&*()_+! turns you into an ant.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

sinus infection / headache

got some pain killers and some sizzzurup for my throat

and i thought it was a case of the pangs of conscience!

o well.

easy w/ that, it can spread to the ear.

(of course, once your antennae are in place, it won't much matter).

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

(of course, once your antennae are in place, it won't much matter).

SEE?? here I am, trying to save the fucking world and I get no respect! NO RESPECT I TELLS YA'!!!

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

SEE?? here I am, trying to save the fucking world and I get no respect! NO RESPECT I TELLS YA'!!!

Superheroes died a long time ago.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Superheroes died a long time ago.

delusional child! he's not a superhero. he's one of the lone gunmen.

 

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

delusional child! he's not a superhero. he's one of the lone gunmen.

 

Then he is my hereo.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Then he is my hereo.

your worship is accepted.

services start at 8:30.

juice and crackers are at the bar!