Did Jabba the Hutt rape princess Leia? - Page 2

floatingslowly · 05.02.2007, 12:10 PM

think of all the anal-probes could you get!!

SynthethicalY · 05.02.2007, 12:12 PM

Yes exactly. Anyways, never really been a big fan of Star Wars (is this a movie right?). So I have no idea of what you guys are talking about.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.02.2007, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

why would Jabba even want a piece of Leia when he has a stable full of Twi'lek dancers?

surely, there's nothing hotter than getting a lekku-job!

need I say more?

True true

ALIEN ANAL · 05.02.2007, 12:13 PM

hey hey some one mention Alien Anal?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.02.2007, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Yes exactly. Anyways, never really been a big fan of Star Wars (is this a movie right?). So I have no idea of what you guys are talking about.

Well aren't you like 12? You probably never saw the original trilogy before they added all the lame-ass special effect in for the "special edition." Get your hands on the original theatrical trilogy and watch it. It is very good.

SynthethicalY · 05.02.2007, 12:36 PM

I am not twelve, my mind is. My flesh is twenty-two.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.02.2007, 12:40 PM

I know, I just felt like insulting you for no reason.

SynthethicalY · 05.02.2007, 12:41 PM

It is my beauty that is all, you are just jealous of my beauty. Admit it.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.02.2007, 12:47 PM

Is that you in the yellow avatar picture? If so, I'm sorry no. Your eyes are too far apart for my tastes.

SynthethicalY · 05.02.2007, 12:55 PM

Oh don't insult my lover porky.

floatingslowly · 05.02.2007, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Oh don't insult my lover porky.

porky is a Time Lord, not a space alien!

has he shown you his TARDIS?

SynthethicalY · 05.02.2007, 12:58 PM

Oh I must need to watch more than that one episode of Doctor Who.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.02.2007, 01:10 PM

Ok, well if that is porkie, I don't even know what you look like.

!@#$%! · 05.02.2007, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Does posting sexually disturbed threads make me sexually disturbed?

Because I don't have any weird fetishes or anything. I think about weird shit, but I don't get off to weird shit.

posting doesn't make you anything, i guess it's the other way around.

i'm not trying to say you're a major deviant, but since you're a self-proclaimed "virgin" (whatever that means, i don't see how the term applies to men), i'm going to hypothesize that the overheated testicular vapors seeking release rise to your brain for lack of a better outlet, and make you start fantasizing about jabba the hut. that's just a hypothesis. but personally, i believe it's pretty damn accurate!

Tokolosh · 05.02.2007, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

But seriously, the sarlacc pit is one giant vagina.

Word! Your idea of a vagina is worrying.

Toilet & Bowels · 05.02.2007, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Yes. What are the animals Luke used to bullseye in his T-16 on Tatooine?

womp rats, that is too easy.

floatingslowly · 05.02.2007, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

womp rats, that is too easy.

no bigger than 2 meters.

see also: Beggers Canyon.

!!!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.02.2007, 01:54 PM

You mean Beggars Canyon!

king_buzzo · 05.02.2007, 01:55 PM

Yes, with his tounge. In her bum.

Toilet & Bowels · 05.02.2007, 01:56 PM

which character has the funniest haircut in star wars?

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SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Yes exactly. Anyways, never really been a big fan of Star Wars (is this a movie right?). So I have no idea of what you guys are talking about.
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SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	It is my beauty that is all, you are just jealous of my beauty. Admit it.
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SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Oh don't insult my lover porky.
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SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Oh I must need to watch more than that one episode of Doctor Who.
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