[king_buzzo]

blablahblahblahblah blah. BLAH.

You guys are boring today. Someone POST.

[Toilet & Bowels]

if this forum is boring you why don't you try another one?

[king_buzzo]

Because this one is the most fun. It's boring now because no one is posting.

And all my other ones are boring as hell, no one is posting anything.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

where i come from, we use the word masturbation sometimes to decribe someone who is saying or doing utterly stupid, pointless things, or fools around. and on some occasions, for longer than the rest can bear, time. usually he/she is aware of it, other times, not. sometimes can be funny, others boring.
so, cant help but thinking of intellectual masturbation, as an endless, monologue, rant of person who likes to be percieved as an intellectual. you know the type. other people are only listening to him/her.

is that like an "intellectual malaka" or just the vanilla kind???

[Glice]

It surprises me greatly that a Goldsmith's student doesn't know what intellectual masturbation is. Have you had your eyes gouged out and your ears stuck in a blender Mr & Bowels?

[atari 2600]

Originally Posted by Glice

It surprises me greatly that a Goldsmith's student doesn't know what intellectual masturbation is. Have you had your eyes gouged out and your ears stuck in a blender Mr & Bowels?

Don't be surprised, Glice, because this thread is merely a parody of another thread from yesterday:
What exactly IS the avant-garde?

(notice the capitalized "IS")
So you see, this thread isn't "surprising" at all (T&B often posts junk) once you know the deal. I know you've been absent for awhile. It's good to see you around again.

[Glice]

Aren't all threads parodies of better sense? Or did I miss a memo?

[atari 2600]

Originally Posted by Glice

Aren't all threads parodies of better sense? Or did I miss a memo?

Naw, you're just missing a few too many brain cells and are a bit too quick to kiss the ass of a bunch of idiots in a vainglorious attempt at humor.

[atari 2600]

humour

excuse me

(or is that "humor me")?

[Glice]

Originally Posted by atari 2600

Naw, you're just missing a few too many brain cells and are a bit too quick to try and kiss the ass of a bunch of idiots in a vainglorious attempt at humor.

A fly on the wall of my days at the Conservative club.

This is an example of your legendary dry wit that is the talk of all the message boards in Christendom...?

[atari 2600]

No, it's not humor. Wish it were though.

[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

I'm more of an intellectual rapist. I talk to people dumber than me and use my poor grasp of scientific and philosophical concepts to make myself look much more educated and sophisticated and make them feel like a simpleton.

[pbradley]

"In Christendom"?

Man, that sure smacks of irony in such a thread.

If you count the amount of wankers who posted on this thread in a serious manner, you'd get a rough idea of the answer to the original question.

[!@#$%!]

i just came back from john long silver's and to paraphrase that lady from vagina power, my testicles are full of hot sperm. who wants it?

im going to have an intellectual masturbation right here on this thread.

hmm.... virginia woolf... marie curie... oh yeah baby...

margaret mead...!!!

 

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

im going to have an intellectual masturbation right here on this thread.

If you could imagine what my cheeky but lovely smile looks like, you'd also understand why i don't think that you're ever short of sperm.

[!@#$%!]

ha ha ha

I never ever laughed at one of my own posts, but that took me to another internet level.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Glice

It surprises me greatly that a Goldsmith's student....

st.martin's



PS. people of the universe come, and see my degree show and you will be to gaze upon an array of appaling to mediocre art from europe's most famous art school. central saint martins college, charing cross road, london, around the 1st of june i believe.

st.martin's is not the most famous art college in europe. That's what they write on the sunday papers in england.