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Old 05.16.2007, 05:12 AM   #21
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Doggy Style. It's a pet shop.
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Old 05.16.2007, 05:38 AM   #22
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Old 05.16.2007, 05:43 AM   #23
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Austin Flowers in Camden.
 
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Old 05.16.2007, 05:45 AM   #24
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Houghton Regis, Bedfordshire
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Old 05.16.2007, 05:48 AM   #25
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If Melon Cauli is not the best name for a shop, i don't know what is.
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Old 05.16.2007, 05:48 AM   #26
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well i dont think this counts, but in this op shop i went into today there was a mis printed sign that said

Mens T-Shorts

We laughed lots
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Old 05.16.2007, 05:52 AM   #27
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I think Kumquat Mae is one of my favourites so far. Ace, keep them coming.

Also, someone told me there's a shop in Cardiff called Buyology. I quite like that one.
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Old 05.16.2007, 07:02 AM   #28
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Pane in the Glass
I'd say that'd be my favourite in that picture.
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Old 05.16.2007, 08:07 AM   #29
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There's a Thai resturant called Thai-tanic in Sydney.
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Old 05.16.2007, 08:14 AM   #30
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Fishcoteque in Waterloo. London.
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Old 05.16.2007, 10:44 AM   #31
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I walked past a couple of new ones today.

First: Peter's Plaice (fish and chip shop) which is an alright, standard, run of the mill pun. However, it is right next door to Hel's Kitchen which is a cafe presumably run by a lady named Helen. The fact that these were right next to each other on a street with hardly any houses makes me feel warm inside. I like to imagaine that the owners of both are a pun loving married couple.
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Old 05.17.2007, 01:19 AM   #32
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There's a Thai resturant called Thai-tanic in Sydney.
Isn't that in the yellow pages ad?
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Old 05.17.2007, 02:42 AM   #33
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a haircutting place in seymour indiana called "curl up and dye". no kidding. i want to take a picture of it and use it for an album cover. it's hilarious. it's got a big sign with this chick with curly hair next to "curl up" and she looks hilarious. and there's a dude's face next to the "Dye" part with blue hair. it's amazing.
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Old 05.17.2007, 03:34 AM   #34
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Ok that takes the cake for the best one so far.
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Old 05.17.2007, 04:13 AM   #35
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Old 05.17.2007, 12:20 PM   #36
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Starchip Enterprise is a good one.

I have heard only good things about Pieminister pies but I have yet to taste one. I'll probably be in Bristol at the end of the month so I'll sample one then.

Give us a shout if you fancy a pint or somesuch, unless it's the Saturday/ Sunday of the bank-holiday weekend
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Old 05.17.2007, 01:04 PM   #37
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Old 05.17.2007, 02:08 PM   #39
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Get The Funk Out is a laundry place not too far from here
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Which is Bank Holiday weekend? It'll be the weekend of Venn festival if at all. 1st and 2nd of June I think it's be. The festival runs for 4 days but I might only go to two of them.
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