[cuetzpalin]

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my 8 months old cat Black

 

[!@#$%!]

my cat is WAY too smart to trample on the keyboard now. put it before him made him walk over it 3 or 4 times and in every time he managed to go perfecty over it, with his cautious paws. proof that he's a genius.

 

[king_buzzo's cock]

Originally Posted by pbradley

O RLY?

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[Prisstina]

my doggy isn't allowed upstairs. she'd break the keyboard anyway with her lard ass.

 

[pantophobia]

Originally Posted by amyvega

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^^that is simon. i also made him a scarf recently:

 

OH NO IT'S THE COOKIE MONSTER

your dog should hangout with my sister's dog Caiden and share a stick

 

my dog has a heart murmur and IE7 confuses him (he's a firefox dog), so he is sleeping right now

 

[ploesj]

% U

i guess that means meow meow get me off this thing.

the first time i tried, he closed the internet, the second time he typed this ^ and turned the keyboard qwerty. he doesnt like keyboards since my brother put him on the electric piano and turned it on.

[ALIEN ANAL]

I Am Not An Animal!!!!! Rahhhhhhhh Grllllll Grglulglrlflylglrl

[val-holla-ing]

i would, but miles davis (my cat) likes to pull the keys off my powerbook.

[EMMAh]

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That's all Mamouse the ratatatat has to say to you fuckers.

[jimbrim]

Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

i would, but miles davis (my cat) likes to pull the keys off my powerbook.

What an awesome name for a cat.

[val-holla-ing]

Originally Posted by jimbrim

What an awesome name for a cat.

thanks! he looks and acts just like him.

 

My name is Glen, although I also go under the alternative monikers of ’premium fat cat’ and ’chinchilla.’ I am consistently friendly to people and have been ruling the family for a number of years now. Despite being a bit of a bully I have a very camp meow and can often be engaged in conversation. It’s no secret that poultry is my favourite meat, turkey in particular and I am always vocal in spearheading the campaign for more meat at dinner time. I am also top of the pecking line, which means my head gets into the first bowl on the floor. Belly rubs are my favoured affection. The belly must be offered first though, never just taken without prior consent. I have been married to ’Soots’ for six years now and we have one daughter ’Kitbags’ who is 5+ years of age despite her scrawny appearance. I aprehensively adopted stepdaughter ’Nicola Dobson’ who was added to my family late in 2004, we are best of friends, despite her having madame tendencies and not always adhering to my authority.Tricks Glen can do: belly rubs for hours on end. moving empty bowls around the kitchen floor in hunger protests.

 

Voted most pointess pet of the year for 2002, 2003 and 2004, kitbags is a scruffy, flea-ridden, ridiculous hybrid of a spider and a very dusty bat. Kitbags has been on heat for nearly two years now, her incessant and unforgiving howls are often accompanied by her found frolicking around in the most unusual and akward places. She likes lying in the bath, kitchen sinks, above kitchen cupboards and have a tendency to go into cupboards that she will get locked into. Most often you will find her infront of another cat with her tail high in the air, backing herself onto their faces. Occasional, sporadic rushes of affection can come from me in relation to my mother and father who will tolerate pinning me down and washing me. I have, however, never understood the point of being affectionate to humans and view them with equal amounts of suspicion and absurdity. By picking me up I protest quite vocally and will scratch and lash out in order to free myself from the shackles of domesticity. I see little point looking after my appearance as my body is simply a vessel for carrying kittens. Hopefully when this dream is achieved I will take on a sudden maturity and it will define a point to my existance, much like it did to my mother ’Soots’. I’m not a great eater, which is just aswell as I seem to survive soley on scraps left behind from the other cats, I am last in the pecking order, but choose to saviour my dominance for my sexual needs instead of food. Am prone to unexpected, unjustified and unreasonable bouts of viciousness towards other catsTricks Kitbags can do: act strange meow loudly

 

Soots

A shy, recalcitrant and fickle entity, I was married to Glen a few months after the birth of our daughter ’kitbags.’ I am very much a lady with a nervous preposition, I prefer to keep to my own company and tend not to get involved with the hierachial squabbles of the family. Partial to cheese and crisps I can be a fussy eater and can often be found scratching my masters arm in a desperate attmept to be fed, or in a very rare occassions simply just for affection. Affection I have found is best delivered on a bed, whereby my faint purs give way to an avalanche of sticky cat saliva spewing all over the bed covers. I’m a lovable cat who certainly is nobodies fool. I like most motown and ambient music but have also had a soft spot for all-girl garage bands. Despite the scuffy outward appearance of ’Kitbags’ I was a good, loving and loyal mother.

Tricks Soots can do: droolHobbies: motown knitting craft activities rambling feminist politics cookingFavorite Toys: am too refined for playFavorite Snacks: cheese

[Tokolosh]

Are you a cat breeder? Must be a nightmare, moving from home to home on a regular basis.

Unfortunately they're not staying with me at the moment, but at a friend's house. Not until I'll get a bigger place with a garden and we can be reunited.

[mellonmellow]

 

[floatingslowly]

my cat cannot type, however he still wanted to pass on a message.

he says: "fuck yrself"

 

[Washing Machine]

A lot of you people have Cats.

Im scruffy and smelly Dog kinda of a guy. I find Cats to be extermely bitter animals. Perhaps its because they know that no matter how much they swan around like they own the place, there will always be a dog to come along and kick feline arse.

[samuel]

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