[floatingslowly]

when Ms. Ray opens her mouth to speak, I hear Fran Drescher (this is not a good thing).

however, a dollar isn't much to spend for seeing Nigella teach her what being a dirty girl is all about.

[Danny Himself]

I'm a domestic goddess too! Yay!

This evening I made potato-bake with a cheese sauce, ham, and sprinkled crushed 'smoky bacon' crisps/potato chips on top. Mmmm.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

good! add something good to your pasta.

i don't know about her arms, but she's a shorty, and a little thick, and has a nice pair of boobs, and hm, yeah, i like that. lucky for me i don't watch tv so i don't get annoyed by her tv presence, but i've noticed there's a magazine in the supermakets with her picture on it every time. wtf is up with that?

you know who's hot is that giada chick on the food network. she's got a nice pair of tits and she's always wearing low cut tops and she has pretty teeth.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

I'm a domestic goddess too! Yay!

This evening I made potato-bake with a cheese sauce, ham, and sprinkled crushed 'smoky bacon' crisps/potato chips on top. Mmmm.

you VIXEN!

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

you know who's hot is that giada chick on the food network. she's got a nice pair of tits and she's always wearing low cut tops and she has pretty teeth.

oh no, she's cute to look at, but too fragile for my taste, i'd snap her like a twig a couple of manly thrusts. she's pretty and quasi-angelic, yes, a kind of rennaisance beauty, but not good sex fantasy material for yours truly.

i likes them grabbable.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

good! add something good to your pasta.

i don't know about her arms, but she's a shorty, and a little thick, and has a nice pair of boobs, and hm, yeah, i like that. lucky for me i don't watch tv so i don't get annoyed by her tv presence, but i've noticed there's a magazine in the supermakets with her picture on it every time. wtf is up with that?

oh, PS, my sauce is fucking delicious, i've been sneaking tastes of it all day and i put big ass hunks of italian sausage in it and bay leaves and i don't use no prego bullshit. SCRATCH.

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

oh no, she's cute to look at, but too fragile for my taste, i'd snap her like a twig a couple of manly thrusts. she's pretty and quasi-angelic, yes, a kind of rennaisance beauty, but not good sex fantasy material for yours truly.

i likes them grabbable.

she doesn't look that fragile to me!

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

oh, PS, my sauce is fucking delicious, i've been sneaking tastes of it all day and i put big ass hunks of italian sausage in it and bay leaves and i don't use no prego bullshit. SCRATCH.

she doesn't look that fragile to me!

sweet. i ate my rigatoni with black bean & buffalo chili-- lotsa smoky chipotle.

snap her. like a twig.

[Danny Himself]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

you VIXEN!

I've been called a 'sex cheetah', a 'sex panther', and now a 'vixen' on this board. This bodes well for my resumé.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

sweet. i ate my rigatoni with black bean & buffalo chili-- lotsa smoky chipotle.

snap her. like a twig.

yeah, she doesn't have a lot going on in the waist area now that you mentioned but she still has a nice set of boobs.

 

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

I've been called a 'sex cheetah',

i saw that and forgot to ask-- is it because you're very fast & last only 30 seconds? that can't be a good thing...

[Cantankerous]

hahahaha

[Cantankerous]

she is extremely smiley.

i might add that i felt immediately drawn to this thread because my mom always used to refer to herself as a domestic goddess.

[phoenix]

okay no posting weird looking women wearing yellow in the thread pls.

ummm nigella is sex.


and. while its a kind of women getting it on with women thing.... last week on one of our talk shows.. Megan Gale was asked who she'd turn gay for. and she said Angie. And I spent the next ten mins visualising.

 

+

 

prow.

[phoenix]

my god that other woman up there is really gross and scary.

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

and i thought phoenix was into the ladies--oh sweet ladies. what is she doing with a pantyhead?

Im into both. atm I have a boyfriend. and Im allowed to makeout with girls.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by phoenix

Im into both. atm I have a boyfriend. and Im allowed to makeout with girls.

ah, now i know why flotz hates him--he's jealous.

so whats the story with this torch you're carrying for whatser name?

sounds all very mysterious. can i play detective?

[jico.]

fuck yes, more bisexual girls to this world please.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by jico.

fuck yes, more bisexual girls to this world please.

hah, they are not all they're cracked up to be-- what makes you think she won't dump you for the next girl you think she's just "making out with"?

(i see a bleak future for pantyhead)

but dont jump the plot young man, let it develop...

[jico.]

there's this myth you know...

that that would increase our chance to get sex with two of them at the same time.

not sure if would be able to handle two girls at the same time, but fuck yes i would love to try.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by jico.

there's this myth you know...

that that would increase our chance to get sex with two of them at the same time.

yeah, more likely it is like a woody allen movie where he gets dumped for a lesbian.

but it does make for good fantasies.