[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I hope that you know that I was just joking earlier.

my wife's hot (like hellfire), it's hard to blame people for agreeing with me.


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the only friend of mine that's married is married to an ice queen. no fucking way. kthx.

my best friend may be gay for all I know. he doesn't really have time for a woman, but he spends A LOT of time pondering whether action X, Y or Z "makes him gay". I try to tell him that makes him gay more than the fact that he used to work in a gay porno store. I plan to tell him that I posted this FIRST CHANCE I GET. hi Jason! *waves*

My best friend just might be gay too.
I know this because he talks about having had sex with men and wanting to do it over and over again with any number of others.
And how he thinks vajayjays are "gross."

[alyasa]

Hmm... yeah... I was referring to SC's post...

[alyasa]

Am I the only dick here who uses his real name?

[sonicl]

That's your real name? And you're a guy?

This board is full of surprises.

[alyasa]

I think floatingslowly knows... Not sure how though... Do I know you?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

My best friend just might be gay too.
I know this because he talks about having had sex with men and wanting to do it over and over again with any number of others.
And how he thinks vajayjays are "gross."

that's a pretty sure sign, I'd say (if there is one).

maybe we should hook our friends up with each other!

here's some facts about my friend so you can tell yr friend:

• he knows all about gay porn.
• he's in medical school (so he's super smart)
• he's funny (not as funny as me, but that's how it goes)
• his face is an all access pass (he seems to know everybody)
• he doesn't smoke or use drugs (anymore)

I can't really think of anything else that might be appealing to another man right now, but I'll let you know if I think of it.

gawd. I can't wait to tell him I posted this. HE'S GOING TO BE SO EXCITED!!!!

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by alyasa

Am I the only dick here who uses his real name?

my real name is floatingslowly too.

Originally Posted by alyasa

I think floatingslowly knows... Not sure how though... Do I know you?

echelon sub_node:007

 

[sonicl]

Was there once a floatingslowly one?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by sonicl

Was there once a floatingslowly one?

do AIM names count? if so, yes.

prior to that, there was only spacerock.

Originally Posted by rapaz maldito

your friend... yeah, yeah.

are you trying to hit on me??

[alyasa]

I feel like that Stone Roses song, I Wanna Be Adored... Luckily, I don't feel like that Marvin Gaye song, I Want You...

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

do AIM names count? if so, yes.

prior to that, there was only spacerock.

I that as in "In the beginning there was spacerock... and the spacerock was good... but God saw that Spacerock was lonely, so he created noiserock..."?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by sonicl

I that as in "In the beginning there was spacerock... and the spacerock was good... but God saw that Spacerock was lonely, so he created noiserock..."?

close enough.

do you mind if I get that tattooed on my forehead?

I'll give you full credit, of course.

although, for me, spacerock is more about the ending of epochs than some funny lil' german guys.

Originally Posted by rapaz maldito

not me, my best friend.

yr best friend is gay too? it's all the rage these days.

[alyasa]

Hey, check out my signature!

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

close enough.

do you mind if I get that tattooed on my forehead?

I'll give you full credit, of course.

although, for me, spacerock is more about the ending of epochs than some funny lil' german guys.

You're welcome to tattoo it if you want to, but it has to be in very small letters and in the shape of a swastika.

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

yr best friend is gay too? it's all the rage these days.

My best friend isn't gay, but I do know some people whose best friends are gay.

[floatingslowly]

Mother of All Quote Posts:

Originally Posted by alyasa

Hey, check out my signature!

I like yr style.

Originally Posted by sonicl

You're welcome to tattoo it if you want to, but it has to be in very small letters and in the shape of a swastika.

here's another true story. my other friend (the one married to an ice queen) is covered in WWII german tattoos. so far, he's stayed away from the SS lightning bolts and swastikas, but he has the unit badge for the 12th SS - Hitler Youth Brigade (along with other things). he's NOT an Nazi, and one of the least racist people I know, yet....it's odd. it's one of those things that if you didn't know him, you would assume he joined a gang in prison.

Originally Posted by sonicl

My best friend isn't gay, but I do know some people whose best friends are gay.

well then yr still welcome to join the Best Friends of Gay Men for Men Club with Rapaz, Clone and I. membership is free, and quite honestly, it marks you as enlightened (which looks good on business cards and resumes).

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by rapaz maldito

i see gay people.

when you say "see" do you mean "date"?

as in "would you like to meet my friend Jason?", "no, I see John"?

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Mother of All Quote Posts:



I like yr style.





here's another true story. my other friend (the one married to an ice queen) is covered in WWII german tattoos. so far, he's stayed away from the SS lightning bolts and swastikas, but he has the unit badge for the 12th SS - Hitler Youth Brigade (along with other things). he's NOT an Nazi, and one of the least racist people I know, yet....it's odd. it's one of those things that if you didn't know him, you would assume he joined a gang in prison.

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Well, you can't deny the stylish nature of the SS design aesthetic. Plus there's all the occult whatnot in there...
I know a guy with a museum quality collection of authentic German WWII militaria; he enjoys wearing an SS jacket around, and occasionally breaks out the officer hat to go with it. He's a Native American.
Confuses people.

[alyasa]

This is the gayest thread ever...

[alyasa]

2 words. polyvinyl chloride.

[sonicl]

Chloride of many vinyls. What about it?