Tackiest Pet Name - Page 2

!@#$%! · 10.04.2007, 08:19 PM

"honey" has to be the most detestable pet name of all.

no wait. "pumpkin". EWWWWWWW.

who sez that shit?

nobody has ever called me THAT but i've heard couples use it. disguting.

any food, really.

Inhuman · 10.04.2007, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

I dump them right after they give good head.

Nice, I did that once. She started crying afterwards so I went home.

ZEROpumpkins · 10.04.2007, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

"spider-pig"

Haha

pbradley · 10.04.2007, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

"honey" has to be the most detestable pet name of all.

no wait. "pumpkin". EWWWWWWW.

who sez that shit?

nobody has ever called me THAT but i've heard couples use it. disguting.

any food, really.

Yeah, those are pretty old folks-ish.

val-holla-ing · 10.05.2007, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

if it isn't up to par then they don't give good head plus annoying pet names, OUT

the dude does not abide charity cases

such aggression will not stand.

10.05.2007, 10:08 AM

Poopy and Mortimer.

Savage Clone · 10.05.2007, 10:13 AM

"Poopy?"
What?
How is a name like that supposed to be endearing?

HaydenAsche · 10.05.2007, 10:16 AM

Baybay

10.05.2007, 10:17 AM

They are one of my ex's cats. They are lovely Chinese cats that were saved from being restaurant material by an English woman just as they were about to be drowned. Poopy likes to suck your balls while you are asleep and has had problems with his eyes ever since that tragic episode. Mortimer is a lovely fat queen of a cat.

10.05.2007, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Baybay

Ha!

floatingslowly · 10.05.2007, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Poopy likes to suck your balls while you are asleep.

I had a girlfriend like that, but her nickname wasn't Poopy, it was "the convict" (because she was).

sonicl · 10.05.2007, 10:24 AM

My girlfriend and I have pet names for each other, but if you lot think I'm going to give you piss-taking material by telling you what they are, you've got another thing coming.

girlgun · 10.05.2007, 10:26 AM

sometimes i get called "memaw" after my horrible and obnoxious grandmother.
isn't that sweet?

girlgun · 10.05.2007, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

My girlfriend and I have pet names for each other, but if you lot think I'm going to give you piss-taking material by telling you what they are, you've got another thing coming.

you should pm me with them! i never take the piss/bust balls. your secret is safe with me!

jon boy · 10.05.2007, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

My girlfriend and I have pet names for each other, but if you lot think I'm going to give you piss-taking material by telling you what they are, you've got another thing coming.

sure thing poky.

my ex called me poik.

sonicl · 10.05.2007, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

sometimes i get called "memaw" after my horrible and obnoxious grandmother.
isn't that sweet?

Are you sure it's not after the sound the police sirens make as they rush to stop you from getting up to yet more dodgy antics?

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Originally Posted by girlgun

you should pm me with them! i never take the piss/bust balls. your secret is safe with me!

I'm sure you're a very nice person, but I still trust no-one.

pbradley · 10.05.2007, 10:35 AM

floatingslowly · 10.05.2007, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

I'm sure you're a very nice person

don't you believe it.

all through lunch I was made to endure "the spider-pig" song.

yr wise not to tell anyone yr pet names in public.

just ask my wife's friend "greggles".

Savage Clone · 10.05.2007, 11:34 AM

"Greggles?"

I am still shuddering.

floatingslowly · 10.05.2007, 11:44 AM

yes, and not only does she call him that (after he told her someone at work did), she tells everyone to do it as well.

shame is her business, and business is good.

10.04.2007, 08:19 PM	#21
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	"honey" has to be the most detestable pet name of all. no wait. "pumpkin". EWWWWWWW. who sez that shit? nobody has ever called me THAT but i've heard couples use it. disguting. any food, really.
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10.05.2007, 10:08 AM	#26
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Poopy and Mortimer.
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10.05.2007, 10:13 AM	#27
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	"Poopy?" What? How is a name like that supposed to be endearing?
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10.05.2007, 10:16 AM	#28
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Baybay __________________ rip
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10.05.2007, 10:17 AM	#29
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	They are one of my ex's cats. They are lovely Chinese cats that were saved from being restaurant material by an English woman just as they were about to be drowned. Poopy likes to suck your balls while you are asleep and has had problems with his eyes ever since that tragic episode. Mortimer is a lovely fat queen of a cat.
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10.05.2007, 10:24 AM	#32
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	My girlfriend and I have pet names for each other, but if you lot think I'm going to give you piss-taking material by telling you what they are, you've got another thing coming.
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10.05.2007, 10:26 AM	#33
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	sometimes i get called "memaw" after my horrible and obnoxious grandmother. isn't that sweet?
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10.05.2007, 10:35 AM	#37
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621
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10.05.2007, 11:34 AM	#39
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	"Greggles?" I am still shuddering.
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10.05.2007, 11:44 AM	#40
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	yes, and not only does she call him that (after he told her someone at work did), she tells everyone to do it as well. shame is her business, and business is good.
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