What 's the last illegal thing you did? - Page 2

Savage Clone · 10.12.2007, 05:28 PM

That would be telling.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.12.2007, 05:35 PM

I plead the 5th. (just incase people out to get me are reading this)

king_buzzo · 10.12.2007, 05:39 PM

jaywalking.

Savage Clone · 10.12.2007, 06:06 PM

Nice edit.

HaydenAsche · 10.12.2007, 06:17 PM

smoking a cigarette?

Savage Clone · 10.12.2007, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by mangajunky

well - vintage bike = problems

the keys fell out of my ignition and I was backtracking to try and find them.

I was on the shoulder - but the cops got very angry...ha ha!

Damn!
Driving WITH traffic on the New Jersey Turnpike is deadly enough, but you are a total badass.

!@#$%! · 10.12.2007, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mangajunky

well - vintage bike = problems

the keys fell out of my ignition and I was backtracking to try and find them.

I was on the shoulder - but the cops got very angry...ha ha!

ha ha. damn. 2 people on the board had traffic accidents... glad you were not the 3rd one.

and it sounds like you need to keep a roll of duct tape handy!

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

That would be telling.

oww... how coy...

sonicl · 10.13.2007, 02:25 AM

Yesterday, I parked in a residents-only parking space in a place where I'm not a resident.

Dead-Air · 10.13.2007, 02:34 AM

Probably speeding.

StevOK · 10.13.2007, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Isn't it life now floatingslowly?

I think he was talking about the Statute of Limitations. Isn't it still ten years?

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 10.13.2007, 09:37 PM

Downloading music.
Speed limit.

tearaway spine · 10.13.2007, 11:00 PM

i take the fifth

m1rr0r dash · 10.14.2007, 01:11 AM

I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and someone else, I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people.

m1rr0r dash · 10.14.2007, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

Drivin some bronco like o.j. simpson
Nervous smokin a pack of winstons
With twenty-seven dead people in pontiac, michigan
Twenty-eight in denver, twenty-eight I cant remember

...since we're quoting keith, i'm gonna have to change my answer to:

Lima beans drop down and grease your dirty jeans
National thunderstorms, step up and find your power
Your records hot melt like yogurt and you smell sour
Get my reels, Ampex, a-DAT system flex

You got polio knees, lock fell on Soul Train
The answer is Anorex, punks I'll flip your brain
Like Don Cornelious, I hide behind the scenes
Make you lick my hot dog with ketchup on two beans

ZEROpumpkins · 10.14.2007, 05:12 AM

Skated without a helmet. I think that gets you a fine here.

Hip Priest · 10.14.2007, 06:02 PM

Just, y'know, stuff.

LittlePuppetBoy · 10.14.2007, 09:13 PM

Going through a red light. Can't remember when though.

k-krack · 10.14.2007, 09:17 PM

Jaywaling or pissing somewhere not a bathroom.
Shortly after the pissing, I went into a bathroom to wash my hands... so that defeated the purpose...

Inhuman · 10.14.2007, 09:25 PM

-Speed limit
-Removed the plates off of street lamps

PAULYBEE2656 · 10.15.2007, 06:14 AM

smoked a joint.
listened to a pirated cd
watched a copied dvd
crossed the road without looking (it was 5am and there was nothing around)

10.12.2007, 05:28 PM	#21
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	That would be telling.
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10.12.2007, 05:35 PM	#22
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I plead the 5th. (just incase people out to get me are reading this)
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10.12.2007, 05:39 PM	#23
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	jaywalking.
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10.12.2007, 06:06 PM	#24
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Nice edit.
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10.12.2007, 06:17 PM	#25
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	smoking a cigarette? __________________ rip
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10.13.2007, 02:25 AM	#28
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Yesterday, I parked in a residents-only parking space in a place where I'm not a resident.
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10.13.2007, 02:34 AM	#29
Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	Probably speeding. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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10.13.2007, 09:37 PM	#31
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	Downloading music. Speed limit. __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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10.13.2007, 11:00 PM	#32
tearaway spine little trouble girl Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: somewhere Posts: 34	i take the fifth __________________ i never plan to let go of the hand that has been clinging by its sick country skin to my yellow country teeth
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10.14.2007, 01:11 AM	#33
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and someone else, I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people.
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10.14.2007, 05:12 AM	#35
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Skated without a helmet. I think that gets you a fine here. __________________
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10.14.2007, 06:02 PM	#36
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Just, y'know, stuff. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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10.14.2007, 09:13 PM	#37
LittlePuppetBoy expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Aylmer(now Gatineau), Quebec Posts: 1,756	Going through a red light. Can't remember when though. __________________
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10.14.2007, 09:17 PM	#38
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Jaywaling or pissing somewhere not a bathroom. Shortly after the pissing, I went into a bathroom to wash my hands... so that defeated the purpose... __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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10.14.2007, 09:25 PM	#39
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	-Speed limit -Removed the plates off of street lamps __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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10.15.2007, 06:14 AM	#40
PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	smoked a joint. listened to a pirated cd watched a copied dvd crossed the road without looking (it was 5am and there was nothing around) __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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