Why do girls... - Page 2

Glice · 11.12.2007, 03:07 PM

This is a very good point, Mr Course. If a ladyfriend of mine were to not want to talk to guys, I would not want to continue filling her crevices with my love. If, likewise, a ladyfriend felt threatened by me talking to girls, she'd have to have a ridiculously great arse for me to keep filling her crevices with my love. Grown-ups, unlike what the telly says, rarely have affairs, unless they're a bit tragic.

Rob Instigator · 11.12.2007, 03:38 PM

why do girls
suddenly appear
everytime
I am near?
Could it be
they long to be
Fucked balls deep....

luxinterior · 11.12.2007, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

why do girls
suddenly appear
everytime
I am near?
Could it be
they long to be
Fucked balls deep....

HAHAHAHA.

avantgarde1 · 11.12.2007, 04:48 PM

becuz a good portion of them are whores.

Anngella · 11.12.2007, 04:48 PM

There's so many fucking little "rules" for this dating stuff ..I'm going to be so so clueless when I end up in said situations.

!@#$%! · 11.12.2007, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anngella

There's so many fucking little "rules" for this dating stuff ..I'm going to be so so clueless when I end up in said situations.

rules are bullshit.

just search & destroy.

Anngella · 11.12.2007, 04:53 PM

I'll get some binoculars and a cleaver.

Rob Instigator · 11.12.2007, 05:01 PM

anngela the only "rules" are for people who are not straightforward in their dealings with their paramours.

the only real rule is treat them kindly, even in breakup.
the truth always helps.

girlgun · 11.12.2007, 05:05 PM

i think some of the girls who do that are pretty passive and just don't know how to say no. so yeah they may give you their number, but they'll probably only ever answer once (now that they know YOUR number).

Rob Instigator · 11.12.2007, 05:09 PM

exactly girlgun.

lots of ladies are either too shy/quiet/reserved/nice to just tell you to your face "NO."

the ones with boyfriends who actively say YES are looking for some backdoor dong.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.12.2007, 05:10 PM

must... not.... say....

girlgun · 11.12.2007, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

the ones with boyfriends who actively say YES are looking for some backdoor dong.

agreed. and i feel that's it pretty easy (if you're paying attention) to differentiate between the two.

if someone is looking only to be friends... i feel that they'll usually start out by giving their email or even their myspace.

Rob Instigator · 11.12.2007, 05:16 PM

and you better believe they wold sell yr ass out to their boyfriends in a HEARTBEAT

Everyneurotic · 11.12.2007, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit

"Do you want to be my boyfriend?"
she said.
he walked away.
she cried.
cut!

damn you nic for finding holes in my rules!!!

every rule has an exception so take that!

the ikara cult · 11.12.2007, 08:20 PM

Did i mention?
Women *tuts*

the ikara cult · 11.13.2007, 09:24 PM

*tut Tut Tut Fucking Tuts*

Confucious is sex · 11.15.2007, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

At the risk of sounding like a cunt... let's just stop a moment there to soak up the irony... at the risk of sounding like a cunt. Great isn't it?

Anyway.

At the risk of sounding like a cunt you can either deal with it or fail to chat to girls again. It's hard, you're a chap, all chaps are horny, all 'lady-killers' are actually pricks, very rarely will a girl come and chat to the shy-looking chap. However, the important thing to remember - if they are giving you their number they may want a friend. As such, they will doubtless have non-attached female friends, who may be hotter. Having women/ girls who are 'friends' is a good thing - you have minge-in-potentialus and you're not hanging round with guys (shittest way to get laid ever).

Wikipedia defines risk as: "a concept that denotes a potential negative impact to an asset or some characteristic of value that may arise from some present process or future event."

Furthermore, Wikipedia defines potential as: "existing in possibility"

And finally, Wikipedia defines possibility as: "something that "could happen", that is not precluded by the facts, but usually not probable."

Keeping all this in mind, I would argue that the use of the word 'risk' as preface to your 'being a cunt' was somewhat of an erroneous understatement.

jon boy · 11.15.2007, 11:33 AM

bring back tests for witches i say. witch hunt.

sonicl · 11.15.2007, 11:38 AM

Dear Confucious is Sex,

While it is very nice to see you post after such a long period of non-posting, it would be much appreciated if you were to remember that this is not a suitable arena for anything approaching intellectual discussion.

Thank you.

Regards,
sonicl (Mr)

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.15.2007, 11:59 AM

you guys shouldn't be so scared of a challenge. if a girl gives you the time and her number, her boyfriend must not be very important to her, at least at the moment. they don't call it game for nothing.

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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	anngela the only "rules" are for people who are not straightforward in their dealings with their paramours. the only real rule is treat them kindly, even in breakup. the truth always helps. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	i think some of the girls who do that are pretty passive and just don't know how to say no. so yeah they may give you their number, but they'll probably only ever answer once (now that they know YOUR number).
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	exactly girlgun. lots of ladies are either too shy/quiet/reserved/nice to just tell you to your face "NO." the ones with boyfriends who actively say YES are looking for some backdoor dong. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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