worst. friday. ever. - Page 2

flophousefloozie · 11.30.2007, 11:15 PM

I feel like I've posted this idea before, but I always thought it would be funny to put viagra in some poor sucker's drink at a party. Of course, I would never go through with it...

ALIEN ANAL · 11.30.2007, 11:21 PM

yeh thats kinda dangerous, whats if he dies
then youll have wasted viagra

i havnt had sex in ages... for some reason im not overly interested in having sex with my girlfriend..i just dont think of her like that..whats wrong with me?

avantgarde1 · 11.30.2007, 11:41 PM

maybe yr gay. nah seriously, i know this fucking gorgeous chick, i mean like one of the top 5 hottest women i've ever seen in my life, and i would totally stab her guts! about 4 months ago we were in a pool skinny dipping and we started making out... but i just couldn't bring it upon my self to "tickle her innards". i guess she's just one of those chicks that's "too hot", like you can't touch her cuz she's on a pedestool or some shit. i kick myself damn near everyday for not doing it. now she thinks i don't like her and we hardly ever talk anymore. eh, fuck it, she lives in a different state anyways.

davenotdead · 11.30.2007, 11:43 PM

dude, come on...making out while naked and in water...you shouldve gone for it

ALIEN ANAL · 11.30.2007, 11:43 PM

i find that i dont want to have sex with "cute" girls
i put cute and sexy next to each other, so they are the same level
and i prefer a cute girl
my last girlfriend was a sexy girl and she was damn damn fine, and we banged like rabbits..if i was shallow id still be with her

but my girlfriend at the moment is cute..and i just dont feel like sexing a cute girl..not even pre sex stuff..we just do heavy making out..

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.01.2007, 03:40 AM

i had some people over, got wasted, and we painted some really neat stuff on the walls of my studio
fun night overall

i met a really cute girl
she's a folk singer
got beautiful wavy hair and a beautiful voice
we recorded some tunes
she's amazing

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.01.2007, 03:43 AM

she's spending the night so she can record in the morning
something about how her voice sounds a lot better right after she wakes up

what a weird girl.

!@#$%! · 12.01.2007, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

i had some people over, got wasted, and we painted some really neat stuff on the walls of my studio
fun night overall

meh

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

i met a really cute girl
she's a folk singer
got beautiful wavy hair and a beautiful voice
we recorded some tunes
she's amazing

now you're talking

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

she's spending the night so she can record in the morning
something about how her voice sounds a lot better right after she wakes up

what a weird girl.

isn't it fucking cool to know someone who's really into what they are into?

another weirdo

pay attention to the shit she says there. there's a reason why she's good. try it.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.01.2007, 04:32 AM

this sounds mad gay, but i think i'm in love even though i've only known her for 5 hours

!@#$%! · 12.01.2007, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

this sounds mad gay, but i think i'm in love even though i've only known her for 5 hours

how is it gay? that's hetero lust.

anyway, watch your kidneys tonight & enjoy the morning

im out

king_buzzo · 12.01.2007, 04:38 AM

hah, even i had something to do.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.01.2007, 04:48 AM

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hah, even i had something to do.

i ended up doing something, tool

king_buzzo · 12.01.2007, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

i ended up doing something, tool

ahh silly me

Norma J · 12.01.2007, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

this sounds mad gay, but i think i'm in love even though i've only known her for 5 hours

Sometimes I think that I love you, but I know it's only lust...

Norma J · 12.01.2007, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

i havnt had sex in ages... for some reason im not overly interested in having sex with my girlfriend..i just dont think of her like that..whats wrong with me?

That's human nature, I think. I've been going out with my girl for nearing 3 years now and fucking is not a priority anymore. Sex is a very lustful thing for me, it's like a new bike, you want to ride it and shine it all the time but then after a while that excitement wears off but yet you have a far deeper respect for your bike. I see the notion of screwing other girls exciting (I wouldn't) - like I could have sex with a million girls but not want to spend quiet times with any one of them, unlike my girlfriend. I guess the excitement has worn off for you, which is indeed inevitable, as unfortunate as that may be.

avantgarde1 · 12.01.2007, 06:46 AM

i fall in love every 5 minutes... anytime i see a girl i think is attractive. i think i mistake lust for love. maybe that's why my marriage failed?

Everyneurotic · 12.01.2007, 10:11 AM

fuck it, crypto is (was?) alone and feels like shit and he still manages to meet interesting girls.

when i get my million bucks.

"oooh baby, ooh-eeh, ooh baby, ooh-eeh, my million dollar bash!"

ALIEN ANAL · 12.01.2007, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Norma J

That's human nature, I think. I've been going out with my girl for nearing 3 years now and fucking is not a priority anymore. Sex is a very lustful thing for me, it's like a new bike, you want to ride it and shine it all the time but then after a while that excitement wears off but yet you have a far deeper respect for your bike. I see the notion of screwing other girls exciting (I wouldn't) - like I could have sex with a million girls but not want to spend quiet times with any one of them, unlike my girlfriend. I guess the excitement has worn off for you, which is indeed inevitable, as unfortunate as that may be.

i understand what your saying..but i think it would only apply to me if me and my girlfriend have had sex..we havnt...like i said..im just not keen for some reason.

finding nobody · 12.01.2007, 11:41 AM

My Friday turned out to be less than awesome. Looking forward to tonight. Sposta ta get sum acid laterz

krastian · 12.01.2007, 11:55 AM

Man, I miss being in high school on acid.

11.30.2007, 11:15 PM	#21
flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	I feel like I've posted this idea before, but I always thought it would be funny to put viagra in some poor sucker's drink at a party. Of course, I would never go through with it...
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11.30.2007, 11:21 PM	#22
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	yeh thats kinda dangerous, whats if he dies then youll have wasted viagra i havnt had sex in ages... for some reason im not overly interested in having sex with my girlfriend..i just dont think of her like that..whats wrong with me? __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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11.30.2007, 11:41 PM	#23
avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	maybe yr gay. nah seriously, i know this fucking gorgeous chick, i mean like one of the top 5 hottest women i've ever seen in my life, and i would totally stab her guts! about 4 months ago we were in a pool skinny dipping and we started making out... but i just couldn't bring it upon my self to "tickle her innards". i guess she's just one of those chicks that's "too hot", like you can't touch her cuz she's on a pedestool or some shit. i kick myself damn near everyday for not doing it. now she thinks i don't like her and we hardly ever talk anymore. eh, fuck it, she lives in a different state anyways. __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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11.30.2007, 11:43 PM	#24
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	dude, come on...making out while naked and in water...you shouldve gone for it __________________
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11.30.2007, 11:43 PM	#25
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	i find that i dont want to have sex with "cute" girls i put cute and sexy next to each other, so they are the same level and i prefer a cute girl my last girlfriend was a sexy girl and she was damn damn fine, and we banged like rabbits..if i was shallow id still be with her but my girlfriend at the moment is cute..and i just dont feel like sexing a cute girl..not even pre sex stuff..we just do heavy making out.. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.01.2007, 03:40 AM	#26
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	i had some people over, got wasted, and we painted some really neat stuff on the walls of my studio fun night overall i met a really cute girl she's a folk singer got beautiful wavy hair and a beautiful voice we recorded some tunes she's amazing
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12.01.2007, 03:43 AM	#27
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	she's spending the night so she can record in the morning something about how her voice sounds a lot better right after she wakes up what a weird girl.
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12.01.2007, 04:32 AM	#29
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	this sounds mad gay, but i think i'm in love even though i've only known her for 5 hours
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12.01.2007, 04:38 AM	#31
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	hah, even i had something to do.
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12.01.2007, 06:46 AM	#36
avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	i fall in love every 5 minutes... anytime i see a girl i think is attractive. i think i mistake lust for love. maybe that's why my marriage failed? __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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12.01.2007, 10:11 AM	#37
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	fuck it, crypto is (was?) alone and feels like shit and he still manages to meet interesting girls. when i get my million bucks. "oooh baby, ooh-eeh, ooh baby, ooh-eeh, my million dollar bash!" __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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12.01.2007, 11:41 AM	#39
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	My Friday turned out to be less than awesome. Looking forward to tonight. Sposta ta get sum acid laterz
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12.01.2007, 11:55 AM	#40
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Man, I miss being in high school on acid. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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