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Old 02.01.2008, 01:13 AM   #21
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yeah i suppose
what strikes me though is that people are so serious about sex and whatnot. i mean, come on. it's supposed to be fun. what a great moment it is when you both burst out laughing. enjoy it, no point in getting embarassed.

True, I always make some comments that make both of us laugh. I always use the word rape, when I am tired.
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Old 02.01.2008, 03:18 AM   #23
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Old 02.01.2008, 03:34 AM   #24
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one time these girls in my class spent an hour and a half nursing a bird that had flown into a window. it was stunned, but otherwise fine. they were getting all attached to it and everything. when it looked energetic enough to fly away on it's own, they released it. it got about 4 feet away when a huge hawk swooped down and snatched it up. i laughed. they hated me.



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Old 02.01.2008, 03:36 AM   #25
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Old 02.01.2008, 03:38 AM   #26
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one time these girls in my class spent an hour and a half nursing a bird that had flown into a window. it was stunned, by otherwise fine. they were getting all attached to it and everything. when it looked energetic enough to fly away on it's own, they released it. it got about 4 feet away when a huge hawk swooped down and snatched it up. i laughed. they hated me.



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that is fucking priceless.
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Old 02.01.2008, 04:01 AM   #27
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Old 02.01.2008, 07:29 AM   #28
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I didn't laugh, but I did feel stupid one of the times we did the roleplay of a teacher/student thing.. when she was screaming "GIVE ME THAT FUCKING A+, MY NAUGHTY FUCKING TEACHER!" I was like "hmm.."
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Old 02.01.2008, 10:32 AM   #29
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one time these girls in my class spent an hour and a half nursing a bird that had flown into a window. it was stunned, but otherwise fine. they were getting all attached to it and everything. when it looked energetic enough to fly away on it's own, they released it. it got about 4 feet away when a huge hawk swooped down and snatched it up. i laughed. they hated me.



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Old 02.01.2008, 11:23 AM   #30
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i was at school with some friends, this girl kept saying i was with a hard-on, i kept saying that i wasnt but then decided to pull my pants down to prove it.
i didnt had a hard-on but my dick was out of my boxers.
Yeah, they try to escape once in a while.
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Old 02.01.2008, 11:28 AM   #31
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i was at school with some friends, this girl kept saying i was with a hard-on, i kept saying that i wasnt but then decided to pull my pants down to prove it.
i didnt had a hard-on but my dick was out of my boxers.
girls get hard ons too?
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Old 02.01.2008, 11:31 AM   #32
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Did you hit her back?

that would be my reaction

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one time these girls in my class spent an hour and a half nursing a bird that had flown into a window. it was stunned, but otherwise fine. they were getting all attached to it and everything. when it looked energetic enough to fly away on it's own, they released it. it got about 4 feet away when a huge hawk swooped down and snatched it up. i laughed. they hated me.



not kinky.

FUCKING LOL!!!
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Old 02.01.2008, 01:51 PM   #33
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There is this little dangly thing near the top of their slit. Rub that for a little bit and it will get stiff.
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Old 02.01.2008, 04:17 PM   #34
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Old 02.01.2008, 04:25 PM   #35
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^that diagram made me think; can a cock be inserted into to the urethra?
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Old 02.01.2008, 04:33 PM   #36
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Old 02.01.2008, 04:34 PM   #37
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women's urethra's are less than one inch long on average, so you would actually, if it could be done or if you had a thin pencil dick, would be entering her Bladder

YUCKO
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Old 02.01.2008, 04:36 PM   #38
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Old 02.01.2008, 04:37 PM   #39
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women's urethra's are less than one inch long on average, so you would actually, if it could be done or if you had a thin pencil dick, would be entering her Bladder

YUCKO

people should do this and make a shock site.
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Old 02.01.2008, 05:15 PM   #40
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