If you could choose how you would die... - Page 2

m1rr0r dash · 02.07.2008, 04:50 PM

put one of these up my nose.

immediately followed by a large chaser shot.

...when the blow wears off, you river phoenix. cause when the blood begins to flow, when it shoots up the dropper's neck, when I'm closing in on death... bliss.

Green_mind · 02.07.2008, 04:50 PM

how heroic! you always seem so bloody nice nicfit, not complaining!

Tokolosh · 02.07.2008, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you suicidal bastards

my proposed sex death is the stuff of french & italian 70s movies-- a joke

the truth is, i'd like to die of old age, in my bed, surrounded by the people i love, not in some cheesy premature-death melodrama.

all you silly fans of dying young should watch antonia's line to learn the example of a cool fucking death.

anyway. yeah. death-obsessed emos.

Now you've gone and spoilt it by being serious.

Green_mind · 02.07.2008, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

you should slice them vertically and not horizontally.

even when offering advice on suicide, haha you pro

afterthefact · 02.07.2008, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you suicidal bastards

my proposed sex death is the stuff of french & italian 70s movies-- a joke

the truth is, i'd like to die of old age, in my bed, surrounded by the people i love, not in some cheesy premature-death melodrama.

all you silly fans of dying young should watch antonia's line to learn the example of a cool fucking death.

anyway. yeah. death-obsessed emos.

Who's talking about dying young? Did I mention that I wanted the car accident to happen at age 102?

!@#$%! · 02.07.2008, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Now you've gone and spoilt it by being serious.

why? i just called everyone a suicidal bastard emo. i think that counts as a positive thing.

afterthefact · 02.07.2008, 05:01 PM

I'm not emo. I'm anti-emo. I hate them so much that it makes me cry, and I go home and write about it on my MySpace blog. Oh wait, crap...

davenotdead · 02.07.2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

Hopefully someone who's walking around beneath you that day wishes to die by being stabbed in the head by a falling fork or knife haha.

im always helping people

!@#$%! · 02.07.2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

I'm not emo. I'm anti-emo. I hate them so much that it makes me cry, and I go home and write about it on my MySpace blog. Oh wait, crap...

kentucky bourbon-glazed pork chop, then?

king_buzzo · 02.07.2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

yep! but, not from the back like he did, they should have added another part where like a hundred guys come in and they just blow him to hell.

forget this.

i wanna take a bunch of nails, drink them with sulphluric acid and then, take strong magnets and hold them out of my body so that the nails rip through me.

or

dress up as a teletubbie and jump down a well

or

sacrifice myself in space to save other comrade astronauts

or

play live while its raining and get struck by lightning through my guitar.

afterthefact · 02.07.2008, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

kentucky bourbon-glazed pork chop, then?

That there's good eatin', an' I don't care who you is.

davenotdead · 02.07.2008, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

forget this.

i wanna take a bunch of nails, drink them with sulphluric acid and then, take strong magnets and hold them out of my body so that the nails rip through me.

yes

ChocolateJesus · 02.07.2008, 05:14 PM

I would like to be nailed to a cross, please. It is cool, I will come back in just a bit.....

afterthefact · 02.07.2008, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ChocolateJesus

I would like to be nailed to a cross, please. It is cool, I will come back in just a bit.....

But you are chocolate, so it may not work as well for you...

Everyneurotic · 02.07.2008, 05:17 PM

i don't care which method, as long as a take as many of you assholes with me.

afterthefact · 02.07.2008, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

i don't care which method, as long as a take as many of you assholes with me.

Gonna go Postal on us there? Cause if you are, remember, I've always thought you were the coolest...

ChocolateJesus · 02.07.2008, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

But you are chocolate, so it may not work as well for you...

Just heat the nails up a little bit, they will slide right through....

afterthefact · 02.07.2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ChocolateJesus

Just heat the nails up a little bit, they will slide right through....

But then you will have to hang in a freezer so you don't slide down...

See, that's your problem, you don't think about the IMPORTANT things. I'm like your freakin' mom or something...

Green_mind · 02.07.2008, 05:26 PM

why don't we just eat you, that way I can truly say jesus died for me

ChocolateJesus · 02.07.2008, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

But then you will have to hang in a freezer so you don't slide down...

See, that's your problem, you don't think about the IMPORTANT things. I'm like your freakin' mom or something...

I am jesus, for dad's sake. I can make the nail hot for you and the air cold to keep me up there and I can bleed melty choco out the slash in my side and the holes in my wrist and ankles. I can heal the sick and raise the dead, but I generally choose not too. You see? my son, you are not my mom.

02.07.2008, 04:50 PM	#21
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	put one of these up my nose. immediately followed by a large chaser shot. ...when the blow wears off, you river phoenix. cause when the blood begins to flow, when it shoots up the dropper's neck, when I'm closing in on death... bliss. __________________
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Green_mind the end of the ugly Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 827	how heroic! you always seem so bloody nice nicfit, not complaining!
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afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	I'm not emo. I'm anti-emo. I hate them so much that it makes me cry, and I go home and write about it on my MySpace blog. Oh wait, crap... __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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02.07.2008, 05:14 PM	#33
ChocolateJesus bad moon rising Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Your mom's basement. Posts: 217	I would like to be nailed to a cross, please. It is cool, I will come back in just a bit.....
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	i don't care which method, as long as a take as many of you assholes with me. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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02.07.2008, 05:26 PM	#39
Green_mind the end of the ugly Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 827	why don't we just eat you, that way I can truly say jesus died for me
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