[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by dazedcola

who the fuck is pete doherty ?

Babyshambles. Pretentious shit from the UK.

[soapbars]

shock horror, nmes poll is unpopular with alt. rocker types

[Pablitzen]

 

[soapbars]

pete doherty isnt so bad himself, its all the little shitfaced cunts that worship him that need their knees capping,

[LifeDistortion]

Wow, the height of rock goddom was the seventies, and they act like rock and roll wasn't invented till the late eighties early ninties. Makes me want to shout that old Rodney Bingenhimer mantra, "I hate the nineties!" They think they are so alternative because they put Liam Gallagaher over anyone from The Who.

[LittlePuppetBoy]

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

One of the worst list ever. 5 of them deserve it.

That's exactly what I thought.....even though I don't consider Thom Yorke a God so to speak, but Radiohead are a godly band. I'm glad Billy Corgan got a mention, but where's Thurston? or Kevin Shields? and why was Kurt #1?

[HaydenAsche]

Billy Corgan was the one I was most pissed about getting mentioned. Thom, Elliott, and Morrissey were the only ones even worth mentioning on that list. Many people should have been on there that weren't.

[jennthebenn]

i've never said "fuck off!" so much while reading a list.

[Glice]

Ok, I usually avoid commenting on these things, but I so enjoyed SpectralJulian's lambasting I thought I'd go over it with all the bits he missed.


1. Kurt Cobain - is a dead junkie, ie, one better than a living one. 1 half-decent album, a heap of shit otherwise.
2. Pete Doherty - is a living junkie, one better than a vegetarian.
3. Morrissey - is a vegetarian.
4. Liam Gallagher - amusing cunt, no tunes.
5. Carl Barat - Crap hair cut.
6. Thom Yorke - looks like a freak. Wouldn't trust my daughter with him, if I had one.
7. Noel Gallagher - Men with one eyebrow are paedos. FACT.
8. David Bowie - Is a paedo. And can't sing. And the pre-80's period was shit as well.
9. Ian Brown - see 7. Also, ugliest man alive.
10. Ian Curtis - Spazz, one half-alright album. Luckily, he died, and no one notices that you're shit if you're dead (see 1, 11, 18, 22...)
11. Richey Edwards - The Manics are lucky that u2 exist.
12. Jack White - Seriously though, jokes over, shit singing, bad drumming, ugly, ugly band.
13. Joe Strummer - Stop breathing through your nose and being a wanker. Oh, sorry, you're dead.
14. Matt Bellamy - Posh boys like to kill babies. FACT.
15. Axl Rose - washes his teeth with cum.
16. Bob Dylan - Can't sing, writes like a child, kill children. FACT.
17. Julian Casablancas - Sexy fucker who is probably a paedo.
18. John Lennon - Dead, and not a moment too soon. In fact, about 20 years to late for my liking.
19. Elliott Smith - Dead. This is the only thing he has ever done to make me aware of his existence, ironically.
20. Alex Kapranos - If this is the guy who works in my local kebab shop, then he's OK by me.
21. David Gedge - Oh, for fucks sake. English, we get it. Fuck off now.
22. Jimi Hendrix - Dead dead dead dead dead. And secretly utter turgid shit.
23. Billy Corgan - Is save my vitriol by me seeing 24.
24. Bono - Is the worst thing to happen to mankind, ever.
25. Alex Turner - Yes. Who exactly? My paperboy, something like that?
26. Dave Grohl - Is a drummer. What kind of a world encourages people to think drummers are cool?
27. Johnny Marr - Johnny Shit more like.
28. Courtney Love - Hooray! A lady. Good on you for having breasts, lady.
29. Jarvis Cocker - Damn. My cynicism meets a sheer rockface. Still, he wears corduroy, probably a bummer.
30. Johnny Rotten - Posh art-school bastard with delusions of articulacy.
31. Marc Bolan - Post art-school bastard who could masturbate on a cup and students would think is genius. Cunt.
32. Neil Young - Is not good enough to be proper country.
33. Kim Deal - Is not good enough to be proper pop.
34. Shaun Ryder - Is a junkie. See 1 & 2 (although Ryder operates on the borders between life and death).
35. Antony Hegarty - Bummer, sings weird.
36. Syd Barrett - Junkie, would probably be saying plastic bags were governments spy receivers if mercy hadn't shown him the door.
37. Elvis Presley - THE SEX.
38. Billie Joe Armstrong - The Billy Joel Ubermensche 1.x
39. Marvin Gaye - Hehe. Gaye. Only in the list because he's black.
40. Brian Wilson - Hello, spacker. Write a decent song, won't you?
41. Paul McCartney - Second to Boneo in cuntchops of music list.
42. Bruce Springsteen - Has never done anything. Yes, I've heard the early stuff. You're point?
43. Frank Black - Works in a Pizza store.
44. Iggy Pop - Entertainer: No tunes.
45. Jimmy Page - Plugs his guitar into his own shit. FACT.
46. Johnny Cash - Dead, weird face, would've been a scarecrow in another life.
47. Keith Richards - Posh junkies are worse than dead junkies.
48. Patti Smith - Another lady. This one isn't as pretty, so she goes lower down.
49. Prince - THE SEX.
50. Shane MacGowan - Junkies come in many shapes.


There, that was fun.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Babyshambles. Pretentious shit from the UK.

'Pretentious'? On a fucking Sonic Youth message board? Irony, anyone?

[who loves ya baby?]

[Rob Instigator]

who is pete doherty??????
I asked in another thread ...

[Trasher02]

Pete doherty?!?
DOOCHEBAG!!!

[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

Pete Doherty is some guy from some overrated British band I think. I don't know. I looked all the guys I didn't know on wikipedia, and his name blends in with all the others to me.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Pablitzen

 

He hehe

[noisemachine]

Do people still read, or care about NME? Worst publication of all time. Period.

[Rob Instigator]

Rock Gods


1. Kurt Cobain - he is dead. JImi Hendrix is dead too. so is John Lennon. Either of those two should be higher than Kurt Cobain.
2. Pete Doherty - I just found out who he is. libertines? never heard em. baby shambles? went to their website and it looks stupid and no audio could be found. i think he is what the brits call a "wanker".
3. Morrissey - The Moz is and has been and always will be a rock GOD. Now, whether he should be in the top 3 is questionable. top 50 certainly.
4. Liam Gallagher - this monkey's anus? fuck this idiot. fuck his music. why are the beatles not atop this list if the biggest beatle-teat-sucker out there is ranked number 4?
5. Carl Barat - never heard of him
6. Thom Yorke - i think the collective known as radiohead deserve the accolades, not just the singer.
7. Noel Gallagher - first the donkey's anus then the donkeys scrotum. fuck these guys. Oasis? Oasis? these are worthless fucks.
8. David Bowie - certified rock god. with his output it is ridiculous that the oasis cunt creams are ahea dof him.
9. Ian Brown - is this the guy from jethro tull? terrible
10. Ian Curtis - rock god, by virtue of death. 3...5...0...1...2...5...go!~
11. Richey Edwards - never heard of him
12. Jack White - ha ha ha. he is great but he would tell you he is no rock god
13. Joe Strummer - rock god fo sure.
14. Matt Bellamy - never heard of him
15. Axl Rose - more like a rock idiot. a truly cat-voiced waste of what minimal talent he may have had. fucking loser supreme. GNR must be inordinately huge in UK huh?
16. Bob Dylan - definitely
17. Julian Casablancas - do not know who that is.
18. John Lennon - rock god for sure. should be top 3.
19. Elliott Smith - another dead guy who sang sad songs about love and heartbreaka nd being a sad lonely guy in love with a broken heart. BARF
20. Alex Kapranos - is this the guywho played WEBSTER'S DAD?
21. David Gedge - never heard of him
22. Jimi Hendrix - definite rock GOD. should be number 1
23. Billy Corgan - rock toad. stupid fucking whiny bitch.
24. Bono - he qualifies as a rock god.
25. Alex Turner - who?
26. Dave Grohl - rock god? naaah. even he would tell you that.
27. Johnny Marr - in UK I guess he is a rock god. I would list him one below a rock god, but great nonetheless.
28. Courtney Love - fuck this stupid shitty whore.
29. Jarvis Cocker - never heard of him
30. Johnny Rotten - he is the rock anti-christ.
31. Marc Bolan - fuck marc bolan. fuck glam. fuck his stupid fucking shit songs. fuck it all.
32. Neil Young - rock god of highest caliber
33. Kim Deal - rock goddess. guess they could not find enough women to put on the list.
34. Shaun Ryder - never heard of him
35. Antony Hegarty - never heard of him. was he the singer in Dexy's Midnight Runners?
36. Syd Barrett - rock god. took rock to another level.
37. Elvis Presley - rock god, first rock god. as long as people have music they will play elvis, whether you like it or not.
38. Billie Joe Armstrong - rock weasel. fucking poser fuck. stupid loser. hate him. go suck a dog dick billie joe wannabe
39. Marvin Gaye - not rock at all, but a soul GOD.
40. Brian Wilson - I guess.
41. Paul McCartney - rock god who has his godhead stained by everything post 1970.
42. Bruce Springsteen - rock god. you may not like his brand of rock, but he does it 3-4 hours a NIGHT and he rocks and he gives you everything he has in the tank.
43. Frank Black - rock god by virtue of Pixies. his solo stuff is bland.
44. Iggy Pop - ROCK GOD of the highest caliber. took rock performance and rock singing to a new level.
45. Jimmy Page - rock god.
46. Johnny Cash - not rock at all. music god, but not rock.
47. Keith Richards - rock god in the highest order. he is still rocking, and still hates the establishment and still gives mick shit for kissing ass to the queen and her powdered undies.
48. Patti Smith - rock goddess, but should be higher than kim deal. and courtney love.
49. Prince - rock/funk god.
50. Shane MacGowan - don;t know who this is. another "wanker?"

[Glice]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

29. Jarvis Cocker - never heard of him
35. Antony Hegarty - never heard of him. was he the singer in Dexy's Midnight Runners?
50. Shane MacGowan - don;t know who this is. another "wanker?"

I'm sorry, how do you not know who these people are? Surely they're not that paroichial English, are they?

Pulp, Anthony and the Johnsons and the Pogues respectively.

Bloody kids these days, they don't educate 'em right, I tells you...

*Edit - missed one. Shaun Ryder was in Black Grape and the Happy Mondays.

[Rob Instigator]

ahhh, anglo-centric.

I do not know Pulp. I have no clue who nanthony & the johnsons are, and I have heard of the pogues, but everyone I know that loves them is a drunk ass pubcrawler loser. ha!

for real though. I had no idea who any of them were.

I remember the happy mondays. used to dig their records.

[Laila]

when the hell did jack white become a rock god?

[Sheriff Rhys Chatham]

none of those are correct.
fuck them man!