[gmku]

You know that line from the Simon and Garfunkel song, "there were times I was so desparate, I took some comfort there..."

I'm thinking, not, no, never, in this case.

[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by █████████

 

I'LL HOLD YOUR JUNK, TWO-FIST IT EVEN, AND SCRATCH YOUR ITCHES

hahahahhah! you telling me that tubbo is not british? I can see the pastie crumbs on her face!

[gmku]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I hope that proud Americans wash their hands after they fiddle with their thingy. That's all.

Generally we do. But when you're just touching the crotch area of your khakis or your jeans, it's not like you're fiddling with your bare thingy.

[stu666]

if you ever goto Dubai be sure not to fart in public or at least don't get caught doing it as this could land you with a long stretch behind bars

[gmku]

Where the hell is Dubai? Is that a suburb of London?

[█████████]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

hahahahhah! you telling me that tubbo is not british? I can see the pastie crumbs on her face!

i'm telling you, that i know that are some hot women in texas, but 37% of women are highly obese.

[gmku]

Oh come on. It's too hot in Texas for obese women. You sweat off your obesity in Texas.

Besides, only two things come from Texas, and one of them ain't heffers!

Originally Posted by gmku

Generally we do. But when you're just touching the crotch area of your khakis or your jeans, it's not like you're fiddling with your bare thingy.

You do know what me are generally like when it comes to body contact with their own trunk, don't you?

[gmku]

You mean they can't stop and what it leads to? Public masturbation? It's a problem, true enough.

Originally Posted by gmku

You mean they can't stop and what it leads to? Public masturbation? It's a problem, true enough.

Oh, ok, so drinking in public is not ok but stimulating your proboscis in the local telephone box is something that goes on the states with men getting out of it unscathed, then? Hmmm....

[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by █████████

i'm telling you, that i know that are some hot women in texas, but 37% of women are highly obese.

Obesity has been more precisely defined by the National Institutes of Health (the NIH) as a BMI of 30 and above. (A BMI of 30 is about 30 pounds overweight.)

so that means that a woman who is suppsoed to be around the weight range of 110-120lbs, but is instead 140-150 is OBESE? Bullshit I say!

that huge load of blubb you posted is at least TWIce her supposed weight!

[gmku]

She might be a candidate for beriatric surgery. Poor thing.

[floatingslowly]

im still scratvhching tjem but nobidy elsr is.'

i guess rthat im a 1 man protest/?

fuck yuo guys i can handle this myseldf.

[gmku]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Oh, ok, so drinking in public is not ok but stimulating your proboscis in the local telephone box is something that goes on the states with men getting out of it unscathed, then? Hmmm....

I don't see the harm in either practice.

By the way, we don't have many telephone boxes left here in the states. Most of us have this thing called a cellphone, now.

[floatingslowly]

power to the peeholes!

Originally Posted by gmku

I don't see the harm in either practice.

By the way, we don't have many telephone boxes left here in the states. Most of us have this thing called a cellphone, now.

Is the cellphone the same as a mobile phone or an object stuck inside a cage that rings?

[gmku]

I don't know. I am not of the modern world.

Originally Posted by gmku

I don't know. I am not of the modern world.

Stop scratching your crotch in public, then.

 

Scratch me! Scratch me!

[nicfit]

I clicked on it, nothing happened