Today I Am Officially Off Of Probation! - Page 2

floatingslowly · 03.03.2008, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by avantgarde1

LOL! parole officer cracks me up!

nevermind my previous question.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 03.03.2008, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by avantgarde1

so tonite after work imma spark a big green monster! just thought i'd share. any one in the DFW area of texas this friday (and ganja friendly) is more than welcoem to show up at my "finally off of fucking probation" house party! that is all.

fuck probation, those dudes actually believe in their jobs, when in actually, blood sucking vampires I say!

Parasites - taking over the country!
Parasites - taking over your home!
Parasites - taking over your min

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h_jZ7wraQA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp2WegBxbgI

avantgarde1 · 03.03.2008, 08:06 PM

um.... ok, kool!

HaydenAsche · 03.03.2008, 08:16 PM

I think you mean 'tool'.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 03.03.2008, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

I think you mean 'tool'.

dont be haiting because he is no longer one of your ranks as slave.

HaydenAsche · 03.03.2008, 08:32 PM

Oh, fuck off. Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? Leave our fucking country, hippie scum.

avantgarde1 · 03.03.2008, 08:38 PM

who's a slave? what did i miss? i'm confused...... and i'm not even high yet.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 03.03.2008, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by avantgarde1

who's a slave? what did i miss? i'm confused...... and i'm not even high yet.

I am using strong lesene abyotäña [reactionary language] to break hayden's balls. no body has actually been a slave in this country since 1993.

m1rr0r dash · 03.03.2008, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Oh, fuck off. Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? Leave our fucking country, hippie scum.

i always liked that phrase, because it implies that you are not in fact a hippie, but rather the scum one might scrape off of an unwashed hippie. which is pretty rank stuff IMO.

avantgarde1 · 03.03.2008, 09:02 PM

let's stick to the topic at hand

imma get totally throwed tonite!

m1rr0r dash · 03.03.2008, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by avantgarde1

let's stick to the topic at hand

sorry bra.

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Originally Posted by avantgarde1

imma get totally throwed tonite!

rawk out with yr cock out.

HaydenAsche · 03.03.2008, 09:09 PM

Word! Get throwed!

avantgarde1 · 03.03.2008, 09:28 PM

oh but f'sho! you know, sometimes i get really drunk at my regular bar.... and i have in fact been known to on occasion strip down to my draws and chase people around w/ my "cat brains" hanging out.

HaydenAsche · 03.03.2008, 09:31 PM

That's funny. I don't usually do crazy funny stuff. I just get really loud and angry and threaten people and shit.

avantgarde1 · 03.03.2008, 09:35 PM

nah no tme... i'm a hilarious drunk. untill some jackass slips me some tequila q/ out me knowing. that shi tmakes me violent

HaydenAsche · 03.03.2008, 09:38 PM

Yeah. Tequila is my favorite. I love Jose Black. Whiskey used to be my favorite but it's such a sad drunk. I still love it. Windsor is the shit.

avantgarde1 · 03.03.2008, 09:41 PM

i drink southern comfort on the rocks (pussy whiskey i know) and gin and pineapple or tonic. and shots of soco and lime or jager! i'm convinced SOCO is the nectar of the gods.

HaydenAsche · 03.03.2008, 09:44 PM

I used to love Southern Comfort but they taste started to irritate me. Windsor is my favorite. Whiskey should be dranken at room temperature. No ice. Straight. It's my favorite.

!@#$%! · 03.03.2008, 09:47 PM

soco is utter shit for fucks sakes people

you shouldnt be parading the shame of drinking it in public just like that

avantgarde1 · 03.03.2008, 09:47 PM

nah it burns my throat if it's room temperature. i don't usually drink othe rwhiskey cuz i don't drink soda... although soemtimes i have some jamesons w/ cream soda.

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avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	um.... ok, kool! __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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03.03.2008, 08:16 PM	#24
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I think you mean 'tool'. __________________ rip
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03.03.2008, 08:32 PM	#26
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Oh, fuck off. Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? Leave our fucking country, hippie scum. __________________ rip
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03.03.2008, 08:38 PM	#27
avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	who's a slave? what did i miss? i'm confused...... and i'm not even high yet. __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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03.03.2008, 09:02 PM	#30
avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	let's stick to the topic at hand imma get totally throwed tonite! __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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03.03.2008, 09:09 PM	#32
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Word! Get throwed! __________________ rip
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03.03.2008, 09:28 PM	#33
avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	oh but f'sho! you know, sometimes i get really drunk at my regular bar.... and i have in fact been known to on occasion strip down to my draws and chase people around w/ my "cat brains" hanging out. __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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03.03.2008, 09:31 PM	#34
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	That's funny. I don't usually do crazy funny stuff. I just get really loud and angry and threaten people and shit. __________________ rip
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03.03.2008, 09:35 PM	#35
avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	nah no tme... i'm a hilarious drunk. untill some jackass slips me some tequila q/ out me knowing. that shi tmakes me violent __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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03.03.2008, 09:38 PM	#36
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Yeah. Tequila is my favorite. I love Jose Black. Whiskey used to be my favorite but it's such a sad drunk. I still love it. Windsor is the shit. __________________ rip
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03.03.2008, 09:41 PM	#37
avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	i drink southern comfort on the rocks (pussy whiskey i know) and gin and pineapple or tonic. and shots of soco and lime or jager! i'm convinced SOCO is the nectar of the gods. __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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03.03.2008, 09:44 PM	#38
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I used to love Southern Comfort but they taste started to irritate me. Windsor is my favorite. Whiskey should be dranken at room temperature. No ice. Straight. It's my favorite. __________________ rip
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03.03.2008, 09:47 PM	#39
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	soco is utter shit for fucks sakes people you shouldnt be parading the shame of drinking it in public just like that
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