[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by acousticrock87

I beg to differ...

hey! you beat me to it while i was looking for the photo.

grrrrrr.....

[pbradley]

acousticrock87 wants to fuck dogs

And so does !@#$%^&*()_

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by crprte.idnty

i watched linda loveless dog fucker once.

hubba hubba!

[!@#$%!]

should i repost this? the last post of the page always gets lost...

 

[pbradley]

Looks like a guy that won't shut up and shits on the carpet.

[floatingslowly]

kanye? is that you?

[Glice]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

how is fucking a dog a crime? wouldn't the dog be happy he's getting fucked? i mean-- you can't get a hardon if you're not excited, right?

just saying...

meanwhile, chimpy is trying to open up some montana wild forests to sprawl. now that's rape.

Society tends to protect those with diminished voices. Children, people with specific mental disabilities and the mute. In the case of animals I suspect the crime of inter-species sex will see these dogs put down, though the question of their complicity in the matter is an interesting one.

There was a story of a chappy who was caught by his family having sex with the family dog. Thing was, he was on the receiving end of the 'love'. There's some kids out there who must be absolutely petrified of drunk truth or dare.

Also, I read once that if you rub a dolphin in the right way its belly will turn pink, at which point you're ok to 'enter'. Dolphins have very, very large penises though, so wise to check it's not a chap.

There's another story of a duck, I wish I could remember which sort, that has a penis that's about 15-20 inches, three times its body-length.

I have more animal-sex related anecdotes if anyone's interested.

[✌➬]

Originally Posted by Glice

.

I have more animal-sex related anecdotes if anyone's interested.

Flots iz interested.

[greedrex]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

 

wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Glice

[yadda....yadda....dolphin penis....yadda....yadda]
I have more animal-sex related anecdotes if anyone's interested.

what a wonderful story!

am I shocked that you apparently keep charts of the comparitive girths of various animals? why, no I'm not!

[acousticrock87]

This thread has effectively made me nauseous.

[Glice]

Cats and dogs have interesting sex organs. Male Dogs have little spikes at the end that come out when they enter, meaning they're clamped in until they ejaculate. Any male dog is a very effective rapist, by certain accounts.

Female Cats, meanwhile, have clamps in their lady hole (I'm likely wrong, but I'm pretty sure it needs a labia to be described as a vagina), which means that they keep hold of their partner until they've had their pleasure.

Female foxes, meanwhile, don't like having sex, which is why they make that awful sound as they're fucking.

[floatingslowly]

omg I so want to fuck a cat now!!

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by acousticrock87

This thread has effectively made me nauseous.

i would get nauseous too but laughter wins.

this is better than jerry springer.

[MellySingsDoom]

That woman accused of doggy-lovin' looks well ruff.

Anyone seen any of the Bodil films? Pretty, um, interesting in you're into farmyard fun...and what about the guy in Enumclaw, Washington, who literally got buggered to death by a stallion?

[pokkeherrie]

I'll never forget reading a story about the Spanish guy who got crushed by a rock while having sex with a chicken. It was in the school newspaper and it was the first time my young and innocent self was conftronted with this phenomenon of people having sex with animals.

edit:
http://www.pksweb.iofm.net/gal4/fowl.html
I remember the article having a different picture though... imagine how embarassing his funeral must have been... same with the guy who was buggered to death by that stallion.

[floatingslowly]

how does one go about fitting their penis inside a chicken?

no, really.....I want a step-by-step account.

speak slowly please.

[Savage Clone]

I once knew a guy who released a record that had a picture of a guy fucking a chicken on the front.

I also once knew a girl who argued that a man having sex with a female dog is rape because it can be forced on the dog without consent, but a woman having sex with a dog isn't, because they can be enticed to participate willingly.

She was a big animal rights person.

[floatingslowly]

what if the dog puts it in the guy's butt?

hmmm?

WHAT THEN, MS. PETA?

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

She was a big animal rights person.

Translation: She bummed dogs with strap-ons. And then blamed a man for it.