[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

actually does that mean i could legally adopt you? because i'm an "adult"?

check yr state laws, u usually have to be like 10 years older i think... for legal guardianship

[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

actually does that mean i could legally adopt you? because i'm an "adult"?

I don't know. We could do a black market adoption.

[Cantankerous]

from what i gather i think you just have to be at least 18 to adopt. here anyway.


come on over hayden. you can sleep in my bed.

[davenotdead]

well yer situation is different, so yeah i'm no sure... but here in the south, they like this 10 year rule

[HaydenAsche]

Be there in 10.

[davenotdead]

http://laws.adoption.com/statutes/ne...tion-laws.html

[Cantankerous]

i want someone else to come and live with me so it's not just two people in a huge ass apartment because i have another bedroom but all it is in there is amps and guitars and shit. there is not enough chaos in my palace anymore.

Originally Posted by davenotdead

http://laws.adoption.com/statutes/ne...tion-laws.html

yeah i was just on that

i actually would adopt a kid because i really don't like the idea of going through pregnancy, much less squeezing a bowling ball sized object out my vagina.

[acousticrock87]

Who May Be Adopted

Statute: Dom. Rel. § 110

• Any person

Wow. That seems a bit odd.

[Cantankerous]

haha it's like slavery.

[HaydenAsche]

I wish I could adopt a kid until it was old enough to start saying no and asking for shit and then trade it in.

[acousticrock87]

I'm totally adopting myself.

[Cantankerous]

i used to really not like kids when i was younger until i started taking care of my youngest niece who is two now and absolutely the greatest human being alive. we went to the zoo to pet the goats and she just randomly yells "oh the goats! they're so BEAUTIFUL!"

[davenotdead]

i could use a few slaves

[HECKLER SPRAY]

You really want a kid ?
You crazy fool !!! You probably don't have any brother/sister....

[HECKLER SPRAY]

Do you really want this :

 

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

You really want a kid ?
You crazy fool !!! You probably don't have any brother/sister....

i didn't have any sisters until i was 17 years old and i'm not even related to them by blood.
but my dad's wife is having a baby girl in november so i will have one i'm related to.

Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

Do you really want this :

 

i do. that kid is awesome.

[HECKLER SPRAY]

I have two older brothers, one little brother, plus twins from the social assistance ( I consider them as my brothers).

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

...
i actually would adopt a kid because i really don't like the idea of going through pregnancy, much less squeezing a bowling ball sized object out my vagina.

but think of all the big lebowsky quoting that would be occurring!

[gmku]

Originally Posted by al shabbray

and chances they are not going to be cool afterwards are only for 50% in your hand I think, hrhrhr
its like the lottery
but I want kids, too in a few years maybe

I have just this advice: Tennis lessons, the best you can afford, and start them early.

[✌➬]

Originally Posted by _slavo_

you're gay, aren't you?

Yeah. There is adoption.