I jumped off my balcony - Page 2

Cantankerous · 08.12.2008, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by vegans4veal

yeah, if you want to kick any habit only you can do it.

this is absolutely true. i should know, i did. twice.

davenotdead · 08.12.2008, 02:41 AM

i never quit. never. unless it involves more work to keep it going, then i quit

nicfit · 08.12.2008, 03:06 AM

MellySingsDoom · 08.12.2008, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i've done it a million times
i've actually jumped off the roof of the garage into the pool, not just out the window

I could just imagine you talking me into doing something like that, and then wincing when I miss the pool and hit the concrete

Hi's to nicfit and nefeli from meeee.

Cantankerous · 08.12.2008, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

I could just imagine you talking me into doing something like that, and then wincing when I miss the pool and hit the concrete

"come on, don't be a pussy!"

splat.

MellySingsDoom · 08.12.2008, 03:34 AM

"Why did you land on the concrete for, you pussy? I TOLD you not to hit the concrete!

"
"Sorry, Cantanky...argggghhh!"
"Pfft, well don't expect me to call you an ambulance"
*Cantanky does perfect dive into pool, swims around for a bit*

Cantankerous · 08.12.2008, 03:42 AM

oh come on, i wouldn't be that much of a bitch.

MellySingsDoom · 08.12.2008, 03:45 AM

Ha ha ha, only joking.

08.12.2008, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

and survived!!!!!!!!!!

why? (jumping not surviving)

gmku · 08.12.2008, 06:01 AM

Just the other day I jumped off our front porch. It was awesome!

In the Air Force I took an expedition out into the desert in one of those open-door helicopters. I was right next to the door. I was strapped in, though, so there was any opportunity to jump out.

mangajunky · 08.12.2008, 06:41 AM

In the 80's I jumped off the roof of my garage so my parents wouldn't see me leaving the house @ 10PM to go into NYC to see the Dead Kennedys play the World. I hurt my back but still went to the show.

terriblecanyons · 08.12.2008, 06:46 AM

I jumped out my window once.

I think.

I don't remember, I was like, 11.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 08.12.2008, 04:14 PM

Getting surgery next week

FUCKING AWESOME

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.12.2008, 04:19 PM

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 08.12.2008, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

Hahahaha
You are so awesome

Rob Instigator · 08.12.2008, 04:24 PM

best f luck crypttttt

enjoy the painkillersssss

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 08.12.2008, 04:29 PM

I don't like being medicated
I feel like a zombie right now

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 08.12.2008, 04:31 PM

But very relaxed and enjoying the shit out of "moonage daydream"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR_96VazFXw

This Is Not Here · 08.12.2008, 04:33 PM

This thread reminded me of the Blue Jam sketch Suicide With An Escape Clause (basically a sketch about a suicidal guy who jumps off a 1st story balcony 40 times in case he decided he didn't want to die afterall). I can't find it on youtube sadly. Anyone know it/have a link?

floatingslowly · 08.12.2008, 04:35 PM

forget the toe, I want to know WHY you jumped out the window!

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08.12.2008, 03:06 AM	#23
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08.12.2008, 03:34 AM	#26
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08.12.2008, 03:42 AM	#27
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08.12.2008, 03:45 AM	#28
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08.12.2008, 06:01 AM	#30
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Just the other day I jumped off our front porch. It was awesome! In the Air Force I took an expedition out into the desert in one of those open-door helicopters. I was right next to the door. I was strapped in, though, so there was any opportunity to jump out. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.12.2008, 06:41 AM	#31
mangajunky expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Englewood, NJ Posts: 1,247	In the 80's I jumped off the roof of my garage so my parents wouldn't see me leaving the house @ 10PM to go into NYC to see the Dead Kennedys play the World. I hurt my back but still went to the show. __________________ -Franky Don't let yer meat loaf.
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08.12.2008, 06:46 AM	#32
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I jumped out my window once. I think. I don't remember, I was like, 11.
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08.12.2008, 04:14 PM	#33
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	Getting surgery next week FUCKING AWESOME
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08.12.2008, 04:19 PM	#34
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08.12.2008, 04:24 PM	#36
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08.12.2008, 04:29 PM	#37
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	I don't like being medicated I feel like a zombie right now
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08.12.2008, 04:31 PM	#38
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	But very relaxed and enjoying the shit out of "moonage daydream" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR_96VazFXw
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08.12.2008, 04:33 PM	#39
This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	This thread reminded me of the Blue Jam sketch Suicide With An Escape Clause (basically a sketch about a suicidal guy who jumps off a 1st story balcony 40 times in case he decided he didn't want to die afterall). I can't find it on youtube sadly. Anyone know it/have a link? __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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08.12.2008, 04:35 PM	#40
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	forget the toe, I want to know WHY you jumped out the window!
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