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Old 03.25.2006, 09:36 PM   #21
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What do trash and ugly girls have in common?

Nothing. Trash gets taken out.
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Old 03.25.2006, 09:43 PM   #22
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How about some "yo mama" jokes.

Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in first grade/she still owes Moses a quarter.

Ya mama so fat she Australia for a continental breakfast.
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Old 03.25.2006, 09:54 PM   #23
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Yo mama so stupid she had you.

lame. i am sorry.
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Old 03.25.2006, 10:00 PM   #24
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This joke is pretty off color and offensive, but here it is anyways

What does a sex ed teacher call two gay guys?

Visual aids.
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Old 03.25.2006, 10:06 PM   #25
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What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?

One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
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Old 03.25.2006, 10:09 PM   #26
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yo moma so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip.

what does every rascist joke start with?

[...*look left then right,] whats the difference...
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Old 03.25.2006, 11:11 PM   #27
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Yo mama is so dumb she thought heaven was another amusement park
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Old 03.26.2006, 11:25 PM   #28
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who can read binary and those who can't.
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Old 03.26.2006, 11:42 PM   #29
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OK, this one's my claim to fame:

A female brain cells goes into a man's head in search of male brain cells. Inside, the skull is empty. She yells, "Hello, anybody out there? Hello?"
After a few moments she hears a quite, far off voice say "we're down here!"
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Old 03.27.2006, 03:05 AM   #30
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Q. What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

A. A pilot, you racist!
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Old 03.27.2006, 05:02 AM   #31
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Old 03.27.2006, 06:11 AM   #32
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I like the crap jokes. Reminded me of: http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/jokes.html

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Old 03.27.2006, 06:12 AM   #33
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who can read binary and those who can't.

This one's only funny when you tell it to people who say, "But that's only two types." And then you do that mirthless laugh of superiority.
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Old 03.27.2006, 08:06 AM   #34
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  • A: Air blows through them
    • Q: What do you wish for?
    • A: That your dad was as fun as me!
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    A: Because they're evil mutants!
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Old 03.27.2006, 08:11 AM   #35
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whats grey, sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss?







a kidney dialasis machine.
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Old 09.21.2006, 05:32 PM   #36
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at thesky and tell me what you see"

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars"

"What does that tell you?" enquired Holmes.

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful clear day tomorrow. What does it tell YOU?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, some bastard has stolen our tent"
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Old 09.21.2006, 05:41 PM   #37
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A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They send him away and after seven years he returns. "Uncomfortable beds", he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."
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Old 09.22.2006, 02:44 AM   #38
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a woman goes to the doctor and says she is being sick in the morning and her periods have stopped. after a few tests the doctor comes back and tells her that he hopes she likes changing nappies in the morning. am i pregnant? the woman says. no says the doctor you have bowel cancer.
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Old 09.22.2006, 02:54 AM   #39
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so i did well i am gonna put the edit tool to good use then.
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Old 09.22.2006, 04:20 AM   #40
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A man went into a library, walked up to the counter and boldly said:

"I'd like a Big Mac, fries and a coke please."

The librarian said:

"Sir, this is a library."

The man replied in a whisper:

"Sorry... I'd like a Big Mac, fries & a coke please".

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