Why is it the small shit that is always the last straw? - Page 2

EMMAh · 09.11.2008, 07:46 PM

I would puke if I stabbed someone. Large amount of blood is my weakness.

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ok, ms. soprano!

do you think the cunt is ever going to dare fuck with me again?

for the record i didn't stab ANYONE.

demonrail666 · 09.11.2008, 07:49 PM

I had a cab driver once who took the whole journey to tell me the best way to dispose of a body. Apparently you stab them in the stomach before dumping them in a deep river, so they don't float. So now you know.

floatingslowly · 09.11.2008, 07:49 PM

it usually takes something VERY BIG to really make me snap, but when I do, it's never pretty.

I never sweat the small stuff.

that said, I'm bat-shit crazy.

it's zen.

!@#$%! · 09.11.2008, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

do you think the cunt is ever going to dare fuck with me again?

for the record i didn't stab ANYONE.

did you leave her looking like bette davis?

EMMAh · 09.11.2008, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

for the record i didn't stab ANYONE.

I hear cut and think stab.

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 07:52 PM

you know, i have never seen that movie.
does she get cut up?

This Is Not Here · 09.11.2008, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Ever notice after maintaining your composure through a series of harrowing events, you snap at something entirely small?

A relative of mine tried to kill themselves 3 times this week, and though I've been very worried and upset, I've maintained my composure and focus.

But I just opened a package that I ordered and they got the order wrong and now I feel completely overwhelmed by everything. I can't think straight. I'm angry, I'm depressed. . .

It's slightly comedic. . .
I feel like I'm having a Steve Martin or a Larry David or a Bill Murray moment or something. Except I'm not physically getting violent or verbally getting violent, the explosions in my head.

My head hurts.

It's fucking easy to get angry or upset at the little things like this, mainly because they don't often have someone there to get upset or angry back. Don't start thinking your emotionally cold or anything, naturally we have an emotional bumper of numbness when the really heavy shit hits like it has here.

!@#$%! · 09.11.2008, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

you know, i have never seen that movie.
does she get cut up?

yep, they fuck her up for speaking against the mob.

demonrail666 · 09.11.2008, 07:54 PM

If I wanted to kill someone, I'd definitely stab them. Shooting them is too cold and impersonal. A good stabbing though, that's well intimate.

atari 2600 · 09.11.2008, 07:55 PM

Because one gets beat down so far psychologically that one figures they might as well become who they feel they think everyone thinks they are.

I wouldn't conclude that it's "always" the last straw, although you're right, something in a cooled-off reflective moment later deemed rather inconsequential by comparison is often, if not usually, what sets one off.

EMMAh · 09.11.2008, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

If I wanted to kill someone, I'd definitely stab them. Shooting them is too cold and impersonal. A good stabbing though, that's well intimate.

I would poison them.

They wouldn't see it coming and I could watch them foam at the mouth.

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 07:58 PM

i'd just shoot them. easy.

This Is Not Here · 09.11.2008, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

They wouldn't see it coming and I could watch them foam at the mouth.

Like in Kill Bill!!

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 07:59 PM

actually speaking of kill bill
if i was just going to kill one person i would shoot them
but if i had to kill, say, 100 people i would chop them all up with a sword

EMMAh · 09.11.2008, 08:00 PM

Kinda, yeah haha. Man that scene was good.

I'd probably put it in their food though. Or somehow incorporate it into one of their daily activities.

!@#$%! · 09.11.2008, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i'd just shoot them. easy.

i find that bludgeoning would be more my style.

that or a sawed-off shotgun.

then again, for certain people, hanging from a meathook = teh win

This Is Not Here · 09.11.2008, 08:01 PM

Face it. No matter how good your life gets people, you'll never have a god damned Lightsaber.

demonrail666 · 09.11.2008, 08:01 PM

I get the feeling that poisoning might be a bit difficult. Don't you need a degree in chemistry to do that? Stabbing is ace because you can be as thick as shit and it doesn't matter (as the spate of mini-brained yoofs stabbing one another in the UK right now sort of proves)

EMMAh · 09.11.2008, 08:02 PM

Forcing someone to hang themselves would be cool too. I already know how to make a proper noose.

Actually, I made one today out of a blade of grass.

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EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	I would puke if I stabbed someone. Large amount of blood is my weakness. __________________
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	I had a cab driver once who took the whole journey to tell me the best way to dispose of a body. Apparently you stab them in the stomach before dumping them in a deep river, so they don't float. So now you know.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	it usually takes something VERY BIG to really make me snap, but when I do, it's never pretty. I never sweat the small stuff. that said, I'm bat-shit crazy. it's zen.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	you know, i have never seen that movie. does she get cut up? __________________ RETIRED
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	If I wanted to kill someone, I'd definitely stab them. Shooting them is too cold and impersonal. A good stabbing though, that's well intimate.
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atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	Because one gets beat down so far psychologically that one figures they might as well become who they feel they think everyone thinks they are. I wouldn't conclude that it's "always" the last straw, although you're right, something in a cooled-off reflective moment later deemed rather inconsequential by comparison is often, if not usually, what sets one off.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	actually speaking of kill bill if i was just going to kill one person i would shoot them but if i had to kill, say, 100 people i would chop them all up with a sword __________________ RETIRED
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EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	Kinda, yeah haha. Man that scene was good. I'd probably put it in their food though. Or somehow incorporate it into one of their daily activities. __________________
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This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	Face it. No matter how good your life gets people, you'll never have a god damned Lightsaber. __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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09.11.2008, 08:02 PM	#40
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	Forcing someone to hang themselves would be cool too. I already know how to make a proper noose. Actually, I made one today out of a blade of grass. __________________
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