Would you accomodate SYG boardies for a couple of days (or more)? - Page 2

ni'k · 09.16.2008, 06:24 PM

that sounds like the premise of a novel.

a mans life falls apart, he looses his home, money, friends, job, internet connection, everything - then sets out on an epic quest for a couch in texas

terriblecanyons · 09.16.2008, 06:26 PM

I would, but I cannot provide food. Sorry guys

Pookie · 09.16.2008, 06:27 PM

Why cannot you provide food?

greedrex · 09.16.2008, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

You're not his type.

and how would you know?
i'm kinda cute.
Gay people usually wanna DO ME,
i have excellent stories from the US when i was hardly 20. Went travelling all along the Westcoast. met that guy in the Greyhound bus, took me to his place in Seattle, saying he was like a pizzaplace owner or something, he turned out to be a gay speed dealer.
He for one really had a hard-on for me.
He ASKED ME plainly "if i wanted to try". And so did his huh "friend".
They wanted to "sandwich" me, like they're the bread and i'm the ham, get it?
yeah right
even high on speed, i gathered my senses to say no thanx.

Pookie · 09.16.2008, 06:28 PM

You're too fat.

Pookie · 09.16.2008, 06:29 PM

Maybe they were chubby chasers.

greedrex · 09.16.2008, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

You're too fat.

hahahaha
have i actually posted pix of me apart from the ones with my kid?
i don't rememeber.
i'm not THAT fat, honestly.
i could do with losing say 5 kilos.
I would feel way better.

EMMAh · 09.16.2008, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

Why cannot you provide food?

She probably isn't made of money.

Pookie · 09.16.2008, 06:32 PM

I don't remember seeing a picture of you. I'm just taking your word for it fatty.

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Originally Posted by greedybastard

My wife cooks me good meals everyday.
i'm a happy bunny.

i'm still a fat cunt though.
doh.

greedrex · 09.16.2008, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

Maybe they were chubby chasers.

nah they were genuinely nice guys.
fact is he really liked me when we met so he gave me his address and when i gotto seatlle two weeks after i rang him and he turned up at the station to fetch me. He told me about the lies staight from the beginning, so i wasn't too sure (i was kinda reckless at the time, looking for adventure and danger see)

But maan they wer srewed on drugs
speed is not the best.
i felt really strange leaving after 5 days really high on speed and weed.
riding the bus for two whole days from Seattle to Nebraska.... coming down , listening to the Diamond Sea and Skip tracer on my old walkman. Batteries slowly dying, Creepy.

greedrex · 09.16.2008, 06:36 PM

this one is dedicated to my own bad self
"Enjoy, self"

floatingslowly · 09.16.2008, 06:37 PM

a short list of you...maybe.

sarramkrop would be near the top of this list.

I sure hope he doesn't try to fuck me in my sleep though!! gay people do that, you know.

speaking of gay people, did you know you can spot a gay by their horns? it's true. try it.

greedrex · 09.16.2008, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

Come to think of it, he did touch my bum with his mouth while we were hugging. And he insisted that laying down whilst hugging was the way it's done in Italy.

this is no hug, it's called "sodomy".
look it up on wiki.
I think he fooled you.

yes and hence the saying "geeeez, You're soooooooooooooooooooo Italian!"

MellySingsDoom · 09.16.2008, 06:56 PM

Yer more than welcome to crash round mine for a couple of days, if you could put up with sleeping on a sofa bed in a sleeping bag, and having to listen to my interminible waffling. Mmm, sounds tempting, eh?

!@#$%! · 09.16.2008, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Yer more than welcome to crash round mine for a couple of days, if you could put up with sleeping on a sofa bed in a sleeping bag, and having to listen to my interminible waffling. Mmm, sounds tempting, eh?

that actually sounds like fun. but put a plastic on your sofa bed man-- he shits on other people's beds!

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

MellySingsDoom · 09.16.2008, 06:58 PM

*Orders plastic sheeting from poopysecure.com*

greedrex · 09.16.2008, 07:03 PM

hahahahahaha
dirtysex doesn't mean that, come on.
yeah actually i thought i might try and meet u in London, Melly, some day, but i'll PM you before and all the rest of it, if can manage something in the forthcoming year. That would be cool. You're the nicest of all.
and you wouldn't DO ME like Porky would.

would you?

MellySingsDoom · 09.16.2008, 07:13 PM

No sir. I'm waiting for Synth-man to come over, so I can do him instead

!@#$%! · 09.16.2008, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

No sir. I'm waiting for Synth-man to come over, so I can do him instead

synth needs a boyfriend upgrade

the bastard would go on vacation & leave him behind

you take him to mikonos & show him how it's done

jon boy · 09.16.2008, 07:22 PM

you could probably stay but my couch is pretty small. that is in no way an invitation to bed!

09.16.2008, 06:24 PM	#21
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	that sounds like the premise of a novel. a mans life falls apart, he looses his home, money, friends, job, internet connection, everything - then sets out on an epic quest for a couch in texas
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09.16.2008, 06:26 PM	#22
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I would, but I cannot provide food. Sorry guys
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09.16.2008, 06:27 PM	#23
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Why cannot you provide food?
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09.16.2008, 06:28 PM	#25
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	You're too fat.
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09.16.2008, 06:29 PM	#26
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Maybe they were chubby chasers.
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09.16.2008, 06:36 PM	#31
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	this one is dedicated to my own bad self "Enjoy, self" __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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09.16.2008, 06:37 PM	#32
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	a short list of you...maybe. sarramkrop would be near the top of this list. I sure hope he doesn't try to fuck me in my sleep though!! gay people do that, you know. speaking of gay people, did you know you can spot a gay by their horns? it's true. try it.
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09.16.2008, 06:56 PM	#34
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Yer more than welcome to crash round mine for a couple of days, if you could put up with sleeping on a sofa bed in a sleeping bag, and having to listen to my interminible waffling. Mmm, sounds tempting, eh? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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09.16.2008, 06:58 PM	#36
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Orders plastic sheeting from poopysecure.com __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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09.16.2008, 07:03 PM	#37
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	hahahahahaha dirtysex doesn't mean that, come on. yeah actually i thought i might try and meet u in London, Melly, some day, but i'll PM you before and all the rest of it, if can manage something in the forthcoming year. That would be cool. You're the nicest of all. and you wouldn't DO ME like Porky would. would you? __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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09.16.2008, 07:13 PM	#38
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	No sir. I'm waiting for Synth-man to come over, so I can do him instead __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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09.16.2008, 07:22 PM	#40
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	you could probably stay but my couch is pretty small. that is in no way an invitation to bed! __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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