[Pookie]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Whatever the missus buys.
What do you sleep in?
A bed, in shorts and t-shirt usually.
How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
By "bathroom" I take it you mean toilet. If so, who the fuck keeps tabs.
What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Tea (this would most likely be the answer any time you asked).
Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
What do you think I am, some kind of poofter?
What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
I'd say masturbation, but I only feel guilty if I'm doing it when there's housework to be done.
What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Supernanny.
How many windows do you have in your house?
6 I think. Without getting up to look.
What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
I once bought a jacket from Zara that cost me about £60. What a twat.
What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
Probably about £10 for steak.
Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
I've recently rediscovered the joys of a playground swing. No feeling like it.
What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
Nothing strange that I can think of. A few have had the honour of various of my bodily fluids.
Would you say you are "normal"?
Yes.
What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
We have various animal skulls.
Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
South Africans are annoying in my experience.
Would you say you're a nationalist?
Nationalism: "The belief that nations will benefit from acting independently rather than collectively, emphasizing national rather than international goals". No
I think that about sums it up.
No by a long chalk.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by Pookie

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Supernanny.

Wow. That is just a flabbergasting admission.

[Pookie]

Shit, people actually read these things?

[Glice]

To be perfectly honest, no. No-one reads them.

[MellySingsDoom]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Head and Shoulders

What do you sleep in?
Sometimes boxers, sometimes nowt

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
Dunno, about 4-5 times

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Cigarette

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
Yeah, I guess

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Liking the Ting Tings (I don't count "wanking" as a guilty pleasure, just a pleasure).

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Christ, I can't think of one (mainly cos I loathe "celebrities")

How many windows do you have in your house?
Three

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
A couple of hundred pounds for a nice suit

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
£120? at Nobu restaurant in Park Lane (on my birthday about 5 years ago)

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
No.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
I was once accosted by a very excitable man wanting "a bus fare" - then spent the next 10 mins trying to get rid of him.

Would you say you are "normal"?
Mentally? No. Otherwise - very much so.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
A rather gruesome-looking German tankard.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
Nope

Would you say you're a nationalist?
Nope

[EMMAh]

Wow, some people seriously lack windows.

[Ripchord]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Pantene Red Expressions Color Enhancing Shampoo. I'm a brunette.

What do you sleep in?
Large tee shirt and shorts.

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
1-2. I'm constantly dehydrated, it's a little bit of a problem. But it does make traveling easy.

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Slice of cucumber.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
I've never gotten a pedicure. But I wouldn't say I'm ashamed of how my feet look right now. I don't really show my feet very often because I have vitiligo on them so they look odd.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Perez Hilton.

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Thurston Moore. No one gets it.

How many windows do you have in your house?
About 30.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
I've gotten dresses that were maybe $250?

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
Uhm, I have no idea. But sometimes I go to this buffet at the golf club with my family and I usually eat the children's food (mac & cheese and chicken fingers) because it's hella good there. But the buffet charges $40 per person. Which is a bit much for mac & cheese no matter how good it is.

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
No.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
I don't think I've ever been in a dark alley. Oh, my protected suburban upbringing...

Would you say you are "normal"?
Probably not.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
My 10.6 pound Art History text book, two boxes of stale girl scout cookies I never had the intention of eating.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
Do Republicans count?

Would you say you're a nationalist?
No, I would not.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Oh hai, that's my old sig.

[pbradley]

What kind of shampoo do you use?

Pantene Pro-V. Doesn't really matter what kind, though.

What do you sleep in?

Pajama bottoms and a white shirt... a bed... blankets.

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?

Probably twice on average.

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?

Dr. Pepper.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?

No.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?

Smoking while drinking.

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?

I don't pay that much attention to celebrities nor would I think my friends would give a fuck.

How many windows do you have in your house?

I have two windows in my apartment room.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?

Probably fifty bucks.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)

60 bucks.

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?

No.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?

Taken a piss.

Would you say you are "normal"?

Yes and no. I don't know.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?

Monster gloves... a screaming plushie of Edvard Munch's The Scream.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?

No.

Would you say you're a nationalist?

No.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by EMMAh

Wow, some people seriously lack windows.

EMMah dear, people in glass houses shouldn't boast.

[shentov]

i'm glad we don't have nationalists here on the board.
or at least in this exact thread

[greedrex]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
>> nobody cares

What do you sleep in?
>> who gives a fuck?

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
>> i bet nobody ever gives a flying fuck.

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
>> coffe/ rollup ciggie

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
>> myeah.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
>>> eating while my wife is asleep. Listening to a couple MUSE songs (oh my gawd i said it)

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
>>> melissa theriau but everybody thinks she's hot so...

How many windows do you have in your house?
>>> mmm 10 i think

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
>>> not much i'm into generic clothing , black with no brands.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
>>> i don't have a clue, not much though.

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
>>> yeah cuz i play with my kid and he's got loads of them. I read him a story every night before he goes to sleep. How cliché is that? i luv it.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
>>> made out, is that "strange"?

Would you say you are "normal"?
>>> pretty much, but this question is biased. What is supposed to be "normal"? I'm not a weirdo, that's all.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
>>> mmmm a massive dildo.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
>>> i'm not telling

Would you say you're a nationalist?
>>> yes

I think that about sums it up.
>>> no

[Death & the Maiden]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Fructis
What do you sleep in?
Shirt and pyjama pants
How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
About seven
What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Apple
Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
I guess so
What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
I don't know
What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Don't pay attention to celebrites
How many windows do you have in your house?
Enough
What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
Maybe $30
What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
I don't know
Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
No
What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
I wouldn't go into a dark alley
Would you say you are "normal"?
I guess so. I don't think I'm unique or special really
What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
Nothing comes to mind
Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
No
Would you say you're a nationalist?
No

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Glice

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Kelly Osborne (mind says no, balls say go).

Originally Posted by Pookie

Supernanny.

Originally Posted by Glice

Wow. That is just a flabbergasting admission.

You and Kelly are currently being twatted 6-1.

Totally asseptable!

[Ripchord]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

Oh hai, that's my old sig.

This has been my sig for a month.

[ZEROpumpkins]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Wella
What do you sleep in?
Boxers/pants+boxers in the winter with an old shirt and beanie.
How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
3..? Don't count
What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Coffee
Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
No!! Hahahaha
What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
I have no guilt
What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Ellen Page (Friend said she looks like a little girl)
How many windows do you have in your house?
>15 (double story)
What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
$100 for shoes
What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
$16 for a salad. Seriously, wtf?
Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
Sometimes LEGO
What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
N/A (I avoid alley's in Sydney)
Would you say you are "normal"?
No one is normal
What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
Left-Handed Ice-Hockey Stick (I'm right handed and don't play ice hockey)
Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
White people
Would you say you're a nationalist?
Hell no

[Villain Bird]

One time I thought my master was about to get some, then after a few awkwards pauses I had to speak up and tell the lady I was not a rooster, and it was pronounced "cock'atiel" not....

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Originally Posted by Ripchord

This has been my sig for a month.

Cool, I was just saying
I'm not upset about it
It was more like a "Oh haiiii, girl"

[EMMAh]

Originally Posted by Glice

EMMah dear, people in glass houses shouldn't boast.

My house most definitely isn't glass. It used to be a cottage and it's fucking old.

[!@#$%!]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
some hemp thing

What do you sleep in?
in the nude

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
1 early morning + 1 late night
say 2-3 pisses in the morning, 2-3 in the afternoon
maybe 2 more in the evening
3-4 toothbrushings
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approx total = 14

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
tootbrush

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
well no, i'd say they are pedicured, but they aren't.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
biggest in pleasure or biggest in guilt? cos they are different

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
i don't know & don't care. my friends can eat a bag of dicks.

How many windows do you have in your house?
like 20. i had to count them the other day.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
for an item or in total?

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
$300 maybe. not sure.

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
no. i use "adult" toys. rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
shoot a video

Would you say you are "normal"?
no fucking way! a freak and proud of it.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
my bed

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
no. how does that work?

Would you say you're a nationalist?
no