hey guys, clay aiken is gay - Page 2

floatingslowly · 09.24.2008, 08:52 AM

who's the baby-mommy?

also, this just in:

davesnotdead is gay. he reads people.

MellySingsDoom · 09.24.2008, 08:55 AM

I don't read People. Does that mean I'm not gay enough??

As for baby-mommy: Hmmm...could be Martina Navratilova's I suppose!

floatingslowly · 09.24.2008, 08:57 AM

no no no.

you live in Great Brit.

that's like adding 100 extra gay points.

MellySingsDoom · 09.24.2008, 08:57 AM

Ah, thanks for clarifying that fs. Phew, that was a close one!

floatingslowly · 09.24.2008, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

that was a close one!

after this last post, we've been doing some research on yr file over here at the Committee of Gay or Not.

I'm afraid that there are some indiscrepancies that have may have pushed you just over the brink (+100 Gay Brittain points or not).

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

I remember one day (w/a girl many years ago) where I was so nervous, that I got stupidly drunk and acted like a real embarrasing twat.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you are...no longer...gay. it was all a filing error. I'm so sorry. there's nothing I can do. they've made their decision.

ok. right. who wants to go play football and beat up some queers??!

MellySingsDoom · 09.24.2008, 09:45 AM

You must spread some more intergalactic high-rider bass systems around before giving floatingslowly a new Dilithuim crystal bank again.

Rob Instigator · 09.24.2008, 09:52 AM

what about the "Clay-Mates? who wanted his teeny peen in their barely warm coochifritos?

davenotdead · 09.24.2008, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

what about the "Clay-Mates? who wanted his teeny peen in their barely warm coochifritos?

hahahhaha. i want that shirt

davenotdead · 09.24.2008, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

who's the baby-mommy?

also, this just in:

davesnotdead is gay. he reads people.

it was on the Yahoo front page! it's huge news!

✌➬ · 09.24.2008, 11:37 AM

Forward it to 1:14 funny shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyuqT0WQ_rg

LittlePuppetBoy · 09.24.2008, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

Oscar Wilde, is that you?

floatingslowly · 09.24.2008, 12:10 PM

^^^ that looks more like Willy Wonka's and Liberace's love child.

Willy Wonka is the baby-mama.

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

it's huge

stop drooling. yr making a fool of yrself!

davenotdead · 09.24.2008, 12:23 PM

oh, you caught me. i'm gayer than synth, aren't i?

!@#$%! · 09.24.2008, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

I don't read People. Does that mean I'm not gay enough??

As for baby-mommy: Hmmm...could be Martina Navratilova's I suppose!

i thought you read this

that should be plenty, no?

floatingslowly · 09.24.2008, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

oh, you caught me. i'm gayer than synth, aren't i?

I'm sorry, but synth isn't gay. he's coming over to watch lesbian porn with me later.

davenotdead · 09.24.2008, 12:30 PM

my world has been turned upside down

floatingslowly · 09.24.2008, 12:44 PM

+10 gay points for suggesting kinky positions.

Everyneurotic · 09.24.2008, 12:45 PM

davenotdead · 09.24.2008, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

+10 gay points for suggesting kinky positions.

you are sharp today, sir

✌➬ · 09.24.2008, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

my world has been turned upside down

God what queers are in this board. Lesbian porn bitches.

09.24.2008, 08:52 AM	#21
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	no no no. you live in Great Brit. that's like adding 100 extra gay points.
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✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Forward it to 1:14 funny shit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyuqT0WQ_rg
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	+10 gay points for suggesting kinky positions.
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	who? __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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