03.01.2009, 04:30 PM | #21 |
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I'm weak in bed with a fever today.
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Both of those things, I'd imagine. But I see her as more Einsturzende than Nitzer.
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03.01.2009, 04:44 PM | #23 |
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Yeah but Neubauten are another one. As much as I like them I do inevitably think of the 80s. They're like Bang & Olufsen, or cans of Top Deck.
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03.01.2009, 05:30 PM | #24 | |
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I think it almost certainly proves you right that I have no idea what either of those things are.
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03.02.2009, 10:03 AM | #25 |
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I often day dream of making Diamanda Galas put her money where her mouth is.
Here's something from the internet that made me laugh: Superfan Gordon Gilbey-Burnett has been rockin the music scene since before rubber hit the road. Among other things, he claims to have given David Crosby his first line of coke. He also says that he was drawn into rock & roll initially as a child clairvoyant. But one person didn't want to listen. "I told the Big Bopper, I said 'Bop, don't get on that plane', recounts Burnett, 'I gotta funny feelin about this"! In the mid 70's he had a short lived band, Habeas Corpuscle, who never got around to playing live or even recording, which has left Burnett bitter, yet reflective. "I have forgotten more about music than you'll ever know"! boast's the Geeg after a few negroni's. And who knows, maybe he's right. For the past few yrs, Burnett has been frantically buying & trading contempo outsider releases, amassing a gigantic collection of New Weird America tapes, cdr's, cd's, lp's, lathe cuts, 10"ers, 7"ers, 3"ers, roll calls, et al. If you fall under that umbrella of sound, chances are he's got yr shit. "I have separated them into 2 camps" he explains, "DC & Marvel. For instance, band's like Wolf Eyes or Hair Police, they're DC. Matt Valentine, Wooden Wand, that sorta stuff is lumped into Marvel. I can't explain it. It's just easier that way." Dude, I hear ya! Presently Burnett is busy filling a notebook (in blue ink) w/the names & titles of all the music he has ever heard in his life. And in conjunction, he is also drawing charcoal illustrations of every band he can remember, whether he liked them or not. This Jukebox took place in a driveway in Camden, New Jersey. Mouthus Side Cousins Of Reggae/Mouthus Split lp (OESB, 2006) GGB-Let's see.....this is definitely a new release, right? SB- Yes, it's just out. GGB-I recognize it. It's DC material. Hmmm...Is it Double Leopards? Sb-No. GGB-Skaters? SB-No. GGB-Dead Machines? SB-No. GGB-Magik Markers? SB-No. GGB-Hair Police? SB-No. GGB-Burning Star Core? SB-No. GGB-Hototogisu? SB-No. GGB-Hive Mind? SB-No. GGB-Wolf Eyes? SB-No. GGB-Kites? SB-No. GGB-16 Bitch Pileup? SB-No. GGB-Black Dice? SB-No. GGB-Prurient? SB-No. GGB-Fat Worm Of Error? SB-No. GGB-Axoltol? SB-No. GGB-Vertonen? SB-No. GGB-Metalux? SB-No. GGB-Lightning Bolt? SB-No. GGB-Gang Wizard? SB-No. GGB-Mouthus? SB-CORRECT! How did you know? GGB-Oh, that was easy. They have a sound that is instantly recognizable. Magik Markers-Inverted Belgium (1 sided lp, Hospital 2006) GGB-(immediately) I know this, it's a trick! It's the Mouthus record again! SB-No, I wouldn't do that. Hint, it's new as well. GGB-(puzzled) Really? Wow, okay.....is it Cousins Of Reggae? SB-No. GGB-Skaters? SB-No. GGB-NNCK? SB-No. GGB-Lightning Bolt? SB-No. GGB-Sunburned Hand Of The Man? SB-No. GGB-Workbench? SB-No. GGB-Wolf Eyes? SB-No. GGB-Double Leopards? SB-No? GGB-Hototogisu? SB-No. GGB-Dead Machines? SB-No. GGB-You sure it's not Mouthus? SB-Yes. I mean, no! It's not Mouthus. GGB-Hive Mind? SB-No. GGB-Axoltol? SB-No. GGB-Kites? SB-No. GGB-Burning Star Core? SB-No. GGB-Magik Markers? SB-AMAZING! Your a natural at this. GGB-Hey, when you've been around the block as many times as I have, the good shit just sticks out. Trust me! Tested by Roland Woodbe. Photo by Ansel Adams |
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03.02.2009, 10:38 AM | #27 |
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I worked at an art museum when I was young.
It's how I met Henry Kaiser. |
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03.02.2009, 10:42 AM | #28 |
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I worked in a department store kitchen when I was young.
It's how I met an ex-member of The Soup Dragons. |
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03.02.2009, 11:09 AM | #29 |
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if you wanted to take my piss, you should have just asked!
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03.02.2009, 11:14 AM | #30 |
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My statement was one hundred percent serious. I don't want your piss, really.
REALLY. |
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03.02.2009, 11:17 AM | #31 | |
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Mine's true too. Tell me more about your piss. |
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03.02.2009, 11:50 AM | #32 |
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well, for starters, it's green and smells like motor oil.
but then again, that's a little off-topic... speaking of, what is the topic? goth girls or why I <3 teh interwebs? I have different answers involving different degrees of love/hate. |
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03.02.2009, 01:51 PM | #33 |
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I pretty much always prefer the topic to be in the area of Goth Girls.
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03.02.2009, 01:55 PM | #34 |
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you may be happy to know that yesterday's top Walmart demographic was Goth Girls in Pony Tails with The Facially Pierced in at a close second.
Couples That Shouldn't Be Together did all their shopping last week. I hope this helps. |
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03.02.2009, 01:58 PM | #35 |
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Glandular Atrocity, meet Tyroid Condition.
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03.02.2009, 01:59 PM | #36 |
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are you looking at my goiter? I think yr looking at my goiter.
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03.02.2009, 03:12 PM | #37 |
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Ha! Good one.
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ha ha-- yeah she's still a great singer though but (re:glice's talk about marrying her) there are better looking trannies |
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03.02.2009, 04:08 PM | #39 |
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trannies don't ovulate
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03.02.2009, 05:54 PM | #40 |
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i've seen her perform her own impalement twice.
it's not that exciting anymore. |
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