Shit - David Carradine died! - Page 2

floatingslowly · 06.04.2009, 12:24 PM

why the fuck would a 72 year old hang themself?

dude...you've only got a little bit further to go!

maybe he was masturbating...

jon boy · 06.04.2009, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

why the fuck would a 72 year old hang themself?

dude...you've only got a little bit further to go!

maybe he was masturbating...

maybe, if they found a lemon in his mouth then for sure.

floatingslowly · 06.04.2009, 12:42 PM

although I consider myself an expert, I have no earthly clue how a lemon would help.

am I being dense right now or is this some new wanking method that I'm not privy to?

davenotdead · 06.04.2009, 12:43 PM

jon boy · 06.04.2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

although I consider myself an expert, I have no earthly clue how a lemon would help.

am I being dense right now or is this some new wanking method that I'm not privy to?

people into the whole auto erotic asphyxsiacian put a lemon in the mouth so that they dont black out. at the moment they start to go under they bite on the lemon, or as a reflex action and the shock of it is supposed to jolt them back from the brink. it doesnt always work though.

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.04.2009, 12:47 PM

Ok, I just checked and his character's name in Crank: High Voltage was Poon Dong (no joke), so this is why he is dead, I'm sure of it.

Rob Instigator · 06.04.2009, 01:03 PM

it's official. he hung himself with a nylon rope taken from the curtains in his hotel room. he hung himself in the closet.

hop he took a doodoo before hand, cuz when you die yr bowels release all contents.

floatingslowly · 06.04.2009, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

maybe he was masturbating...

^^^ looks like this was the case.

they are now saying that as well as his neck, he had the cord around "other parts of his body".

on a related note, I met one of my best friends at a funeral for someone who hung themselves wanking. I'm goth like that.

MellySingsDoom · 06.04.2009, 03:55 PM

So he goes from Kung Fu to Cum Goo?

......

I'll get me coat.

Rob Instigator · 06.04.2009, 04:23 PM

the wrapping around other parts of his body happens as the suicide flails about, twisting and turning and such.

autoerotic asphyxiation does not wrap a cord around the body does it?

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 06.04.2009, 04:26 PM

R.I.P.

Rob Instigator · 06.04.2009, 04:40 PM

maybe he was just mentally drained from dealing with rob schneider?

LifeDistortion · 06.04.2009, 05:02 PM

Wasn't he a Buddist in real-life or am I just thinking that cause of those stupid commericals he did? Just practice tantric sex, just as silly and less death risk.

gmku · 06.04.2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Florya

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8083479.stm

Rest in Peace Grasshopper

Yes, this has been on the news.

Why is is always such a shock when celebs die when people everywhere die every day, often for horrible reasons, like the war in Iraq?

Bertrand · 06.04.2009, 05:30 PM

I had nearly forgotten Dead Race which was fun.

Thanks for letting me know so much more on lemon, it makes the news rather cool. Had it been Keith, I'd have shaken my head in affliction.

Last year Heath Ledger died while shooting a movie.
And years ago Jack Nance, that wasn't natural either but no suicide (oh and you should read what's said about the loss of his wife in wikipedia).

hevusa · 06.04.2009, 06:13 PM

Taking the chance that you are going to off yrself just to get off????

People never cease to amaze me.

tw2113 · 06.04.2009, 07:13 PM

bill killed?

EVOLghost · 06.04.2009, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by hevusa

Taking the chance that you are going to off yrself just to get off????

People never cease to amaze me.

The guy was like 70....from what I've heard...it's pretty hard to get off at that age. You're almost dead....so hey...why not?

floatingslowly · 06.04.2009, 07:28 PM

for being 72, he sure as hell didn't strike me as being almost dead.

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.04.2009, 07:30 PM

Ditto, I thought he'd outlive us all.

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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	although I consider myself an expert, I have no earthly clue how a lemon would help. am I being dense right now or is this some new wanking method that I'm not privy to?
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Ok, I just checked and his character's name in Crank: High Voltage was Poon Dong (no joke), so this is why he is dead, I'm sure of it. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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06.04.2009, 01:03 PM	#27
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,943	it's official. he hung himself with a nylon rope taken from the curtains in his hotel room. he hung himself in the closet. hop he took a doodoo before hand, cuz when you die yr bowels release all contents. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	So he goes from Kung Fu to Cum Goo? ...... I'll get me coat. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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06.04.2009, 04:23 PM	#30
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,943	the wrapping around other parts of his body happens as the suicide flails about, twisting and turning and such. autoerotic asphyxiation does not wrap a cord around the body does it? __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.04.2009, 04:26 PM	#31
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	R.I.P.
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06.04.2009, 04:40 PM	#32
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,943	maybe he was just mentally drained from dealing with rob schneider? __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.04.2009, 05:02 PM	#33
LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	Wasn't he a Buddist in real-life or am I just thinking that cause of those stupid commericals he did? Just practice tantric sex, just as silly and less death risk.
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06.04.2009, 05:30 PM	#35
Bertrand expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Rennes, France Posts: 1,259	I had nearly forgotten Dead Race which was fun. Thanks for letting me know so much more on lemon, it makes the news rather cool. Had it been Keith, I'd have shaken my head in affliction. Last year Heath Ledger died while shooting a movie. And years ago Jack Nance, that wasn't natural either but no suicide (oh and you should read what's said about the loss of his wife in wikipedia).
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06.04.2009, 06:13 PM	#36
hevusa expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: rain hell Posts: 1,535	Taking the chance that you are going to off yrself just to get off???? People never cease to amaze me.
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06.04.2009, 07:13 PM	#37
tw2113 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,132	bill killed? __________________ Shake shake
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06.04.2009, 07:28 PM	#39
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	for being 72, he sure as hell didn't strike me as being almost dead.
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06.04.2009, 07:30 PM	#40
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Ditto, I thought he'd outlive us all. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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