my boyfriend thinks he has swine flu - Page 2

phoenix · 06.22.2009, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

Try a leather belt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NThK_...layer_embedded

hahahahhahahahahahaa The guy to his right's face at the end..

I'm pretty sure the fact he is trashing the only CRT in the room means its fake tho.

floatingslowly · 06.22.2009, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

My diet has everything on that list

you can try over-the-counter antacids, but it wouldn't make it go away completely.

for now, just try to avoid that stuff in the evening. hopefully this is the problem and it can be easily treated.

most of the causes of actual chronic pleuritic chest pain aren't very nice. but if yr pain is only in the morning, after sleeping, it makes this less likely.

when was yr last chest x-ray?

Tanzende Schauspieler · 06.22.2009, 10:24 AM

well ., that's tough girl
you better school him not to be such a crybaby ! !!

phoenix · 06.22.2009, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Tanzende Schauspieler

you better school him not to be such a crybaby ! !!

he would only enjoy the punishment I would dish out.

phoenix · 06.22.2009, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

when was yr last chest x-ray?

That I can remember.. when I had pneumonia/pleurisy in about 2003(?).

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.23.2009, 01:35 PM

Let em have the swine flu and come get the swching flu with me baby

!@#$%! · 06.23.2009, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

because my niece got taken to hospital ( she doesnt have it, it turns out )

meanwhile..

"what are the symptoms.. I have them. I have it"
Phoenix: "Im not telling you, you'll just make it up anyway and say you have them"
*googles* "SEE! see I have four.. out of nine of them"
Phoenix: "you dont have the swine flu"
Phoenix: *touches his forehead and takes temp* "you have a mild temp.. no where near like ***(niece) had, you are fine, take another panadol"
"my head hurts now, where you touched me"
Phoenix

"how long is this going to go on?"

he lacks a name? he might have more problems than being a hypochondriac, you know

phoenix · 06.24.2009, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

Let em have the swine flu and come get the swching flu with me baby

Sorry, maybe you should ask dream phoenix, she seems to be having all the sex with random people type fun at the moment. The other night she was getting it on in the snow with detective Goren from Criminal Intent.

A few nights before that with one of her friends who is moving to Russia.. in New York.

Glice · 06.24.2009, 07:06 AM

I haven't any snout for 6 months. Since that time, I've had a persistent cough, which became a lung infection, which is now a sinus infection. All I'm saying is that not smoking is a very dangerous thing, and should be done only after careful consideration.

Glice · 06.24.2009, 07:07 AM

Incidentally, my new drugs make me feel like shit and I can't drink on them. RUBBISH.

Kloriel · 06.24.2009, 07:33 AM

the cock and balls pixies album cover was a subject of discussion on my vacation. incidentally, so was swine flu. We were trying to figure out if it would be good to get to build up antibodies or some shit, sorta like floats suggested. But then we, or I, realized none of of us were close to having a shit clue what we were talking about. So we had an orgy with tide pools.

Kloriel · 06.24.2009, 07:34 AM

shit glice we both said incidentally. does this mean we have to be lovers? or can we just chalk it up to linguistic dexterity?

Glice · 06.24.2009, 07:48 AM

Incidentally is a word I over-use. It's one of those that, personally, I see as a sign of weakness. It's like the ellipsis - that's just bad form. A good writer doesn't need to qualify saying something else, you feel me?

verme (prevaricator) · 06.24.2009, 08:59 AM

you might have to kill him and burn his remains. you don't want to get the plague.

phoenix · 06.24.2009, 09:05 AM

I have a sore throat now..

phoenix · 06.24.2009, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Kloriel

does this mean we have to be lovers?

yes probably. give it a go.

verme (prevaricator) · 06.24.2009, 09:20 AM

it has started... hypochondriacal mechanisms to reach critical levels within the next hours.

phoenix · 06.24.2009, 09:22 AM

Not fake. ! The rest of me is fine, just one of my glands is up and sore to swallow. Though I did spend the day driving around in the car with boyshape, with the windows up and the heater on.

phoenix · 06.24.2009, 09:24 AM

When I was little (6 or 7) and felt sick, I always used to say I had a 'stomach' ache.. because the words tummy and belly sounded so pussy and immature and I didn't think they'd believe me if I used those.

verme (prevaricator) · 06.24.2009, 09:43 AM

i was a pussy, and if you called me stomach i'd sulk and tell my mommy.

06.22.2009, 10:24 AM	#23
Tanzende Schauspieler little trouble girl Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: klo-ken fantasie Posts: 72	well ., that's tough girl you better school him not to be such a crybaby ! !!
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06.23.2009, 01:35 PM	#26
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Let em have the swine flu and come get the swching flu with me baby
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06.24.2009, 07:33 AM	#31
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	the cock and balls pixies album cover was a subject of discussion on my vacation. incidentally, so was swine flu. We were trying to figure out if it would be good to get to build up antibodies or some shit, sorta like floats suggested. But then we, or I, realized none of of us were close to having a shit clue what we were talking about. So we had an orgy with tide pools.
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06.24.2009, 07:34 AM	#32
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	shit glice we both said incidentally. does this mean we have to be lovers? or can we just chalk it up to linguistic dexterity?
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06.24.2009, 08:59 AM	#34
verme (prevaricator) 100% Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 744	you might have to kill him and burn his remains. you don't want to get the plague.
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06.24.2009, 09:05 AM	#35
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	I have a sore throat now.. __________________ tiny and lost.
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06.24.2009, 09:20 AM	#37
verme (prevaricator) 100% Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 744	it has started... hypochondriacal mechanisms to reach critical levels within the next hours.
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06.24.2009, 09:22 AM	#38
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	Not fake. ! The rest of me is fine, just one of my glands is up and sore to swallow. Though I did spend the day driving around in the car with boyshape, with the windows up and the heater on. __________________ tiny and lost.
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06.24.2009, 09:24 AM	#39
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	When I was little (6 or 7) and felt sick, I always used to say I had a 'stomach' ache.. because the words tummy and belly sounded so pussy and immature and I didn't think they'd believe me if I used those. __________________ tiny and lost.
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06.24.2009, 09:43 AM	#40
verme (prevaricator) 100% Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 744	i was a pussy, and if you called me stomach i'd sulk and tell my mommy.
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