[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

It's always the cutesy wholesome ones that start stickin their fists up elephants...

ploesj is now the kinky hotness queen

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

my snatch and i care. and we already have won.

im sorry but zombie flesh smells too funky.

THANK YOU I'LL PASS

but generally speaking the snatch wins. obviously.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

skull fuckin is my thing!

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

4) Commence skull-fucking - The most satisfying part of the skull fuck is penetrating the eye socket with your penis. Thrust away until you climax.

you have a PENIS? what in the fuck is this shit?!?!

I knew that finding a girl who was into sarlaccs was too good to be true!

Originally Posted by dirty bunny

is that a command or a request?

I thought you was a bunny.

bunnies jump fast.

you jump back slow.

means something, don't it?

means something to me.

[Zombie Robot]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

you have a PENIS? what in the fuck is this shit?!?!
I knew that finding a girl who was into sarlaccs was too good to be true!

my penis is detachable.

[davenotdead]

when do you detach?

[Zombie Robot]

i only attach to skull fuck. otherwise i enjoy my female naughty bits.

[floatingslowly]

I'm sorry I ever doubted you. it won't happen again.



now...shhhh be vewy vewy qwiet. I'm hunting wabbits with my SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET.

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

i only attach to skull fuck. otherwise i enjoy my female naughty bits.

this pleases me

[Zombie Robot]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

im sorry but zombie flesh smells too funky.
THANK YOU I'LL PASS
but generally speaking the snatch wins. obviously.

fyi- i was not offering. but if i want, i get. see, im zombie robot. half and half, the best of both. so my snatch is robotic, kinda like a pocket pussy. non rotted and smells sorta like a sweet metallic polyethylene.

Originally Posted by davenotdead

this pleases me

im glad, now do my bidding.

 

[dirty bunny]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I thought you was a bunny.

bunnies jump fast.

you jump back slow.

means something, don't it?

means something to me.

alright. fuck me I'm a bunny

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

fyi- i was not offering. but if i want, i get. see, im zombie robot. half and half, the best of both. so my snatch is robotic, kinda like a pocket pussy. non rotted and smells sorta like a sweet metallic polyethylene.

you sure know how to use pleasant words

im glad, now do my bidding.

 

yes ma'am

ps- this is becoming a great thread

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by dirty bunny

alright. fuck me I'm a bunny

some day, honey, I will!
but I gotta get goin'!

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

my snatch is robotic

o, you minx.

[dirty bunny]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

some day, honey, I will!
but I gotta get goin'!

you tease! *hops away*

[Anngella]

CLiT PoWER

[Zombie Robot]

Originally Posted by dirty bunny

alright. fuck me I'm a bunny

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

some day, honey, I will!
but I gotta get goin'!

Originally Posted by dirty bunny

you tease! *hops away*

 

[pbradley]

 

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

the vagina is basically the sheath to the sword! right?


how can a weapon holding device beat the weapon!?

The penis sheath is the foreskin.

The vagina is the virgin soil that needs to be subdued by man's will... lol not rly

[Zombie Robot]

Originally Posted by pbradley

The vagina is the virgin soil that needs to be ravaged by man's will...

fixed.

[ploesj]

i'm a girl who thinks this whole elephant-fisting thing is going to follow her around for some time.

[[Sandbag]]

I'm a boy, so..i vote for girls.