09.08.2009, 05:53 PM | #21 |
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09.08.2009, 05:53 PM | #22 |
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Ha ha. Yeah, I see--Army, gay. Air Force, straight. I made the right choice.
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09.08.2009, 05:55 PM | #23 |
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F!6 pilot fighter zero coming into "refuel", big goose. stick yr boom in me.
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09.08.2009, 05:56 PM | #24 | |
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09.08.2009, 05:58 PM | #25 |
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now that you guys mention it, I bet them gays are EVERYWHERE.
too bad there's not a test, huh? we could round 'em all up at once! |
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09.08.2009, 05:58 PM | #26 |
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Foxholes. While there may be no aetheists in foxholes, there will be lovers.
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09.08.2009, 06:06 PM | #27 | |
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09.08.2009, 06:07 PM | #28 |
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^^^ I expected that. something's wrong.
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09.08.2009, 06:11 PM | #29 |
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thx boys.
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09.08.2009, 06:16 PM | #31 |
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fuck, i didn't delete my gay revealing phrase fast enough.
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09.08.2009, 06:16 PM | #32 |
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It's the foxholes. I'm telling you, it's the foxholes.
In a "cockpit," you're separated by all the mechanical stuff. There's no way.
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09.08.2009, 06:23 PM | #33 | |
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09.08.2009, 06:25 PM | #34 |
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Not really, but if verme wishes to expose himself, who am I to be critical.
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09.08.2009, 06:27 PM | #35 |
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isn't a 'cock pit' more fitting as a euphenism for a vagina?
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09.08.2009, 06:30 PM | #36 |
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No. A vagina is a loving cup and don't you forget it!
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09.08.2009, 06:35 PM | #37 | |
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vagina is so passe. the word vagina itself is phallo-centric. it comes from a Latin word that means "sheath" (a sheath is where you put your sword). i prefer snatch. and im bringing back cooter.
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09.08.2009, 06:36 PM | #38 | |
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I can't stand most lesbian porn (and I usually f other girls). It's a huge turn off when the girls don't seem like they are into it. Gay male porn is more like an odd fascination...
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09.08.2009, 07:32 PM | #39 | |
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here, you want me to confess something? i used to eat my scabs when i was little. guilty.
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09.08.2009, 08:28 PM | #40 |
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^ ew dood.
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