[static-harmony]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

hey man i hear you like swordfights

 

Those must be asians sword-fighting.

[viewtiful_alan]

Either that or we are unkowingly looking at kiddie porn.

[static-harmony]

The latter is more disturbing to think. I'll stick to asians.

[viewtiful_alan]

Agreed. A federal inspection of SYG would yield humorous results though

[ploesj]

i remember a biology publishing silly answers from 14-year olds on their biology exam in he school paper. we do get sexual education at school, but some seem to have a problem remembering it.

what is the function of the inner labia? welcoming the sperm and hitting it with a stick (??)

what is sterilization? cutting the man's ovaries.

name the numbered parts of the female reproductive system: 'cotovis' was one of them

name the primary and secondary sex characteristics: (primairy): hands and senses, you get hurt easily (secondary): pubes on boobs, penis

name the parts of the male reproductive system: ovaries, clitoris

give the function of the following body parts:
ovaries: fertilization/catch the eggs
testicles: storing eggs
prostate: makes the sperm happier/protection against diseases/saves a man from dehydration/feeds the uterus

we describe it, you give the right word:
synonym for orgasm for the man: uterus, sperm travel, evacuation, seed loss, translation
bag the embryo is in: problem
partial closure of the vagine with a young girl: periods/mother's membrane/beardslimes
this happens halfway the menstrual cycle: ibitation
synonym for organic matter: prostate

[infinitemusic]

Originally Posted by SuperCreep

the first and third sound too ridiculous to be true.

or at least i'd hope so.

Never, ever, underestimate the stupidity of people. Ever..

[ploesj]

Originally Posted by infinitemusic

Never, ever, underestimate the stupidity of people. Ever..

very true.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by ploesj

bag the embryo is in: problem

amen to that.

[Satan]

Originally Posted by viewtiful_alan

Agreed. A federal inspection of SYG would yield humorous results though

federal inspection?


DIPSET.

[floatingslowly]

omg I want to be a federal board inspector soooo bad.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by viewtiful_alan

Agreed. A federal inspection of SYG would yield humorous results though

hey, I don't need that kind of heat, I ain't tryin to go to Guantanamo...

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

it is a societal thing. Parents are afraid to be frank with their kids, schools are completely afraid to get sued by prude parents, and so kids learn about human reproduction from pornos and from their friend's stories.

this is true. since I myself was a youth, even and especially today, its all good to smoke pot in public or in front of yr house so long as there are not any kids around. people will walk/drive by and they will either a) mind their business or b) get a laugh or a coy smile but:

if they are with their kids, they get all pissed off and defensive and will more than likely snitch on yr ass out their offense.. this is because they do not want to have to explain cannabis to their kids when they ask what those people are smoking over there.. they themselves may be cool with pot, but they do not want to seem like they are condoning or inspiring it in their kids, so they would rather hear no evil see no evil speak no evil instead of just being honest..

always tuck the joint low when some folks are passing by with they kids..

[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by Elder.

If you have sex with the bitch on top gravity will keep the c-men from hitting her tubes.

so many people believe this. semen move. they have tails ya know. They also stay alive for 2 days, wriggling all up in a chicks cervix and such

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

This was sent to me by my brother who works at a clinic in Austin TX.

so I did a two hour sex ed presentation to a bunch of adolescents...here are the questions of the day

"so sir is it true that after I am done stabbing her and I done nut inside, I can just piss in her and it'll wash out all that nut so she can't get pregnant, right?"

from a young girl- "after I fuck ten guys and my pussy is all loose, will it go back to normal?"


from a guy- " is it true that pussy juice clears up pimples, cauise I used to have pimples and then I started eating out my bitch and I ain't got pimples no more"


ahhh youth and idiocy

yeh some people never grow up.

[Rob Instigator]

I like the wordsmith sing-song quality of

and I done nut inside

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

so many people believe this. semen move. they have tails ya know. They also stay alive for 2 days, wriggling all up in a chicks cervix and such

its five days actually, and sperm trip me out. those motherfuckers are alive, millions and millions of them.. what the fuck kind of crazy shit is that?

I mean, just watch the scene from Look Who's Talking..

 

[Rob Instigator]

and there are multiple types of sperm. some are the straight tailed attack the ovum kind. some are predastory and attack and "kill" any foreign sperm in the vaginanad uterus. Some of the sperm are curly tailed, like springs, and what they do is form a barrier locking themselves together like velcro to prevent any other sperm that may get in there from crossing the cervix.

for real. reproduction is CRIZAZY.

[notyourfiend]

I'm glad that I grew up in a home where sexuality was discussed openly.

I am actually relatively close family friends with this lady.

 

[Rob Instigator]

My parents taught my brother and I early on abou human sexuality and reproduction. it is the only fair thing to do.

[ploesj]

i've always grown up with the idea that sex is a normal thing, part of a normal relationship, also between two people from the same sex. hearing some people from my age group, i'm very happy about this.