[Derek]

I'm Scottish.

[blunderbuss]

Hello.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by sonicpixie

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr... yes a bit westcountry there indeed! i dont understand our obsession with cider, its disgusting.
ok so there are a few of ye locals (ish) i dont feel quite so lonely now, england sucks balls yaaaaaaaaaaay
hehe yes bernard is the man, i wish i was irish with irish hair

Mint! We definitely need more of our sort on yarr. Fair shout mind. Where biss 'ee now then? I's down Brissol buss frahm wessonsupprmayr, innum?

[Glice]

Also, I find it laughable how Americans will quite often say 'I'm 1/26th Peurto Rican, 4/8ths Welsh etc etc' when the majority of Europe just say they're from where they're from and if pushed will say, "well, my grand/parents are x, but I'm essentially y" rather than tersely fabricate an interesting heritage.

I do have Irish hair though.

[blunderbuss]

Originally Posted by Glice

Mint! We definitely need more of our sort on yarr. Fair shout mind. Where biss 'ee now then? I's down Brissol buss frahm wessonsupprmayr, innum?

I can't understand a word that you're saying. Could you remove that piece of straw from between your teeth, please?

[Glice]

Racist.

[Toilet & Bowels]

we had some morris dancers booked for a work event yesterday, most of them either looked like glice, or what i imagine glice to look like when he reaches the ages of 40. 50, 60, grows a beard, gets fat, etc.

[blunderbuss]

Originally Posted by Glice

Racist.

Now that's a word I haven't seen used on here for a while.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

we had some morris dancers booked for a work event yesterday, most of them either looked like glice, or what i imagine glice to look like when he reaches the ages of 40. 50, 60, grows a beard, gets fat, etc.

I'm going to take that as a compliment. Morris men are awesome.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

hi sonicpixie. im not from uk.
(sorry i have to do this)



i yawned.

i did a fart in your mouth

[SYRFox]

I'm from Lille in France. Hello.

[Keeping It Simple]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i did a fart in your mouth

What an odd thing to say.

[Lurker]

I is frum da UK! But my parents aren't.

Originally Posted by sonicpixie

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr... yes a bit westcountry there indeed! i dont understand our obsession with cider, its disgusting.
ok so there are a few of ye locals (ish) i dont feel quite so lonely now, england sucks balls yaaaaaaaaaaay
hehe yes bernard is the man, i wish i was irish with irish hair

And I'm a westcountrian too! I don't like cider either, it is disgusting...or do you mean the obsession is disgusting?

[sonicpixie]

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

What an odd thing to say.

that literally made me laugh out loud (not in a gay lol way it was more an involunary 'heeee' that took me by surprise) not sure why but then i do laugh at odd things

i biss furtherer down from brissol in zumerzet long time ago when i tries to get to brissol oi got lost and noirly drove to wales on toll bridge//
*i assure u i can do a local accent far better than i can type it?!! wtf am i on about??*

so you have irish hair eh? how do you cultivate it? i must learn from you

to Lurker: both the obsession and the cider are digusting.

my dad was a morris dancer!!!! im not making it up i have already bewailed this in the complain thread i think____

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

What an odd thing to say.

maybe you need to get out more?

[Kloriel]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

maybe you need to get out more?

ya the guy is right. when you go out more then you will probably see more people farting into more peoples' food despotries.

however if you go out less then be prepared to face the many faces of internal gaseous discomfort.

Sometimes I think when you're 25+ yrs you should be able to just fucking hire a backwater nerd to expel your life with a crossbow bolt. These thoughts correlate directly to accomplishments. Not crapping your pants = accomplishment. Thus your crossbow bolt assassination sallies backwards.

See?

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Glice

Splitter.

i am spreading the word in the streets.

[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Isn't everyone in the US originally from the UK anyway? I'm sure most of them can trace their heritage back to dear old Blighty.

at least 25% trace heritage back to Africa.

At least 25% trace heritage back to mesoamerica and or spain

[demonrail666]

belize here, but i do watch monty python

[sonicpixie]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

belize here, but i do watch monty python

ah then ye have become a local... yes but ye may appear small as being very far away...