[Pookie]

Originally Posted by fishmonkey

yeah i "love to hate" paris hilton, shes just a skank from a rich family, did the online porn, did the dumbass reality TV show and so the next step in the system is the dumbass song which is handed to her while a team of record producers and music tutors do their level best to try and teach her to sing it and pray to god she can actually remember the lyrics when the camera's are rolling on top of the video is all done in true Helena Christensen/Chris Isaak style, when she come on the box i just get a sick thrill from pointing and laughing.

shes a twat

thats hot

I love a good un-punctuated rant.

[candymoan]

you said it, jerry...

[porkmarras]

Miscreants.Paris will stick her Prada stilettos into you big mouths.Watch out.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

You wanna be nice to J-Lo.She's my bitch.Go play 'Play' and jump up and down with your cock dangling like an old purse.

A good friend of mine calls her Jenny peg-leg. She sings, "Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got/ I'm still, I'm still Jenny peg-leg".

Not terribly amusing on-line, but it absolutely destroys me every time.

[fishmonkey]

Originally Posted by Pookie

I love a good un-punctuated rant.

yeah i know, my grammer is fair bad, its the irish in me, especially where i come from in ireland, we all talk in one big sentence..

itcanbesometimeshardtounderstand!

[Glice]

Ah, sher iss notaas bad'sif yer talken'n th'ffernaayculayr, sher?

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Glice

A good friend of mine calls her Jenny peg-leg. She sings, "Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got/ I'm still, I'm still Jenny peg-leg".

Not terribly amusing on-line, but it absolutely destroys me every time.

Did you know that apparently Johnny Borrell has been nicknamed J-Bo because of his diva-like tamtrums?

[fishmonkey]

Originally Posted by Glice

A good friend of mine calls her Jenny peg-leg. She sings, "Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got/ I'm still, I'm still Jenny peg-leg".

Not terribly amusing on-line, but it absolutely destroys me every time.

theres an irish film called Spin the Bottle about a young irish musician called Rats from Dublin's inner city flats trying make it in the business, he has a song that goes..

Dont be fooled by the rocks that i got
i'm just i'm just rats from the flats
used to have a little now i have fuck all

its a funny flick.

[fishmonkey]

Originally Posted by Glice

Ah, sher iss notaas bad'sif yer talken'n th'ffernaayculayr, sher?

haha! i totally understood that, thats hillarious!

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by fishmonkey

yeah i know, my grammer is fair bad, its the irish in me, especially where i come from in ireland, we all talk in one big sentence..

itcanbesometimeshardtounderstand!

One of my Irish uncles spoke like that, but had a stutter and was permanently pissed (no racial stereotype intended, he just WAS) so he would start a sentence very slowly I-I-I-I-I- etc. and then accelerate to 100 mph in one long continuous un-punctuated incomprehensible flow.

Work slow again for you too fishmonkey?

[fishmonkey]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Did you know that apparently Johnny Borrell has been nicknamed J-Bo because of his diva-like tamtrums?

i didnt know that, i will be sure to tell my friend as he is a huge Razorlight fan

[Glice]

Originally Posted by fishmonkey

haha! i totally understood that, thats hillarious!

D'you speak any Gaelic perchance? I keep hearing hoiyrish songs and wanting to know what the buggery they're on about. Probably potatoes and William of Orange still.

[fishmonkey]

Originally Posted by Pookie

Work slow again for you too fishmonkey?

yeah, its a little slow again today, counting down the minutes for lunch then i get a nice healthy slice of Home and Away*, where i get to baske in the lives of the Summer Bay residents for a half hour....ahhh bliss..



*no laughing please, Home and Away is my favorite show.

[fishmonkey]

Originally Posted by Glice

D'you speak any Gaelic perchance? I keep hearing hoiyrish songs and wanting to know what the buggery they're on about. Probably potatoes and William of Orange still.

no, i did Irish in school - but its a dying language i'm afraid, its a shame though as i didnt like it as a subject in school but as i got older i realised it is a very big part of being Irish, i can still hold a conversation in Irish but you'd be hard pushed to find someone to have one with.

[_slavo_]

no, really.
the song's not THAT bad.
I mean, when I saw the title of 'artist' in the beginning of the song I though it would have been much much worse

[fishmonkey]

i will listen to the song with a bit more intent next time, i might mean i will have to stop pointing and laughing though.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by fishmonkey

no, i did Irish in school - but its a dying language i'm afraid, its a shame though as i didnt like it as a subject in school but as i got older i realised it is a very big part of being Irish, i can still hold a conversation in Irish but you'd be hard pushed to find someone to have one with.

Shame. Me Ma spoke it but lost it about 20 years ago (comes from being in England). Seems that since it's gone legal less people want to speak it. Bring back hedge schools I say.

[Toilet & Bowels]

i wouldn't give it to paris hilton in a million years. jennifer lopez is a dead cert though, i'm in favour of bigger than anorexic size arse.

[porkmarras]

J-lo is well fit in the butt department.Paris has got more of a cocksucking face wich makes her incredibly popular with a lot of men.Have you ever seen the porn video of her and Fred Durst?It's what made me love her.

[porkmarras]