I haven't masturbated in over a week - Page 2

Satan · 11.01.2009, 10:06 AM

do you have blue balls yet?

artsygrrl · 11.01.2009, 10:24 AM

...this thread is strangely similar to the "I haven't taken a dump in a week" thread tho the visuals here are much easier on the eyes.

wellcharge · 11.01.2009, 10:27 AM

last year when i was in europe for 5 weeks i didn't jerk off once

man, when you finally do it,be in the shower because it'll be enough to ruin any blanket/mattress known to man

chicka · 11.01.2009, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Stop masturbating in 8th grade for a week? No fucking way. At 14 I was so horny I could barely hold it together til the end of day at school.

I used to cut class and hit the boys' room either that or go for a nice shit. The beauty of being 14 was if necessary you could bring it home in under a minute.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 11.01.2009, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by artsygrrl

...this thread is strangely similar to the "I haven't taken a dump in a week" thread tho the visuals here are much easier on the eyes.

are you saying my penis is beautiful?

!@#$%! · 11.01.2009, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

This thread is like 8th grade.

it's way worse, it wasn't started by an 8th grader

but who doesn't like watching a good train wreck?

even if the title is so repellent, there's gold... somewhere

!@#$%! · 11.01.2009, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by artsygrrl

...this thread is strangely similar to the "I haven't taken a dump in a week" thread tho the visuals here are much easier on the eyes.

i don't know if i'd agree with that. it all depends on who, when, etc.

static-harmony · 11.01.2009, 12:55 PM

HAHAHA, this thread is making me laugh.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 11.01.2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

it's way worse, it wasn't started by an 8th grader

but who doesn't like watching a good train wreck?

even if the title is so repellent, there's gold... somewhere

Well, I thought this place needed a train wreck thread. It's been quite awhile since "tittyfucking".

This thing just started out to see what it's like not to do it for awhile, because I found masturbation had become sort of more of a compulsory once-daily bodily function than a pleasurable activity. Sort of like getting bored of eating the same food everyday. If you deny yourself of that food for awhile, when you come back, it's quite great. Then of course I told my friend, and he said he could go longer, and bet me.

BTW I never saw the constipation thread. . . but that sounds seriously unhealthy. Need some fiber.

!@#$%! · 11.01.2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Well, I thought this place needed a train wreck thread. It's been quite awhile since "tittyfucking".

ha ha ha-- true!

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

This thing just started out to see what it's like not to do it for awhile, because I found masturbation had become sort of more of a compulsory once-daily bodily function than a pleasurable activity. Sort of like getting bored of eating the same food everyday. If you deny yourself of that food for awhile, when you come back, it's quite great. Then of course I told my friend, and he said he could go longer, and bet me.

my eyes went blurry there and i couldnt read--- sorry!

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

BTW I never saw the constipation thread. . . but that sounds seriously unhealthy. Need some fiber.

i may or may not have seen it (seems vaguely familiar), but it's a funny premise

i'm hoping artsy will post links-- a week without shitting is serious business

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.01.2009, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

Abstinence is boring.

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

No its not, when you're abstinent and depraved you're horny all the time.

not necessarily. during Lent, Advent and the Apostles' Fast we (well, I can't vouch for the whole church but at least myself

) are completely abstinent for 8 solid weeks
.. the first time was a bit of trouble, but now I actually look forward to it.

I think true abstinence keeps the mind clean from the overwhelming desires of sexuality. I mean, think about it, we've all been horny since we were kids, and we all gratify our sexual impulses freely, why not cut it out for a while? Not necessarily to test your will power, but rather to clean out yr mind from the sexual clutter..

There is nothing wrong with sexuality like there is nothing wrong with gummy bears, but its good to cut em out from time to time. You can't live on gummy bears

gualbert · 11.01.2009, 01:49 PM

Wanna turn catholic for a while??

Does protestantism give value to abstinence, I'm wandering?

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.01.2009, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by gualbert

Wanna turn catholic for a while??

Does protestantism give value to abstinence, I'm wandering?

the colonial Americans were EXTREME protestants.. they executed people for promiscuity and whipped people and put them in stocks for masturbation. In the Orthodox, we don't go that far, we just recommend seasonal abstinence for the mind. Again, there is absolutely nothing wrong with sex, but like all things, moderation is the key. If you are over emphasize your sexuality all the time, you inherently have a tendency to objectify to opposite sex. It is MORE humanizing to practice abstinence from time to time..

Satan · 11.01.2009, 01:56 PM

ahem.

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Originally Posted by Satan

do you have blue balls yet?

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.01.2009, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

ahem.

what are you suggesting

Satan · 11.01.2009, 03:05 PM

i just want to know, god!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.01.2009, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

i just want to know, god!

don't get so upset, it ruins the mood.

momma don't lose this one, I'm the only one, under the sun, if you make me move, then you know, you got to groove.. how do you like it? so if its all night, it got to be all right..

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 11.01.2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

not necessarily. during Lent, Advent and the Apostles' Fast we (well, I can't vouch for the whole church but at least myself

) are completely abstinent for 8 solid weeks
.. the first time was a bit of trouble, but now I actually look forward to it.

I think true abstinence keeps the mind clean from the overwhelming desires of sexuality. I mean, think about it, we've all been horny since we were kids, and we all gratify our sexual impulses freely, why not cut it out for a while? Not necessarily to test your will power, but rather to clean out yr mind from the sexual clutter..

There is nothing wrong with sexuality like there is nothing wrong with gummy bears, but its good to cut em out from time to time. You can't live on gummy bears

Like a sexual enema so to speak.

I had a dream the other night that was very sexual in nature and I started saying to myself "master of my domain" "master of my domain" and the dream ended. There seems to be a mix of not really thinking about it and not desiring it and intensely desiring it, going back and forth.

It's much like working very hard and not really stopping to rest or eat. At times you feel completely unaware of your needs, and at other times you feel very aware of them. But you work through them and they subside.

I actually like to push myself past my limit in that regard. . . in the spring some days I'd cut wood that had fallen over the winter (we had a lot this year) until I was too tired to so much as make myself food.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 11.01.2009, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

i just want to know, god!

no blue balls

I'm assuming my body will relieve itself when necessary while I sleep

I could be wrong though, I don't know if I've ever had a wet dream.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.01.2009, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

. in the spring some days I'd cut wood that had fallen over the winter (we had a lot this year) until I was too tired to so much as make myself food.

it that some kind of metaphor in relation to this thread? it sounds mystic like a parable of some kind..

11.01.2009, 10:06 AM	#21
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	do you have blue balls yet? __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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11.01.2009, 10:24 AM	#22
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	...this thread is strangely similar to the "I haven't taken a dump in a week" thread tho the visuals here are much easier on the eyes.
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11.01.2009, 10:27 AM	#23
wellcharge expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cold and boring kanada Posts: 1,297	last year when i was in europe for 5 weeks i didn't jerk off once man, when you finally do it,be in the shower because it'll be enough to ruin any blanket/mattress known to man
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	HAHAHA, this thread is making me laugh. __________________
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11.01.2009, 01:49 PM	#32
gualbert the end of the ugly Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,088	Wanna turn catholic for a while?? Does protestantism give value to abstinence, I'm wandering?
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11.01.2009, 03:05 PM	#36
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	i just want to know, god! __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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