Vodka - Page 2

jon boy · 12.19.2009, 07:27 PM

type smirnoff into predictive text. thats kinda how i feel about vodka.

_slavo_ · 12.19.2009, 07:42 PM

amerikangod · 12.19.2009, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

vodka is the shittest alcohol.
i am terrified of vodka because i used to have too much of it, not 3 liters much but enough to FUCK ME UP.
if hes going to travel to another country just to get drunk and beat her up i dont know what to say.
but at least you know what to ger her for christmas.

This isn't mean at all.

hevusa · 12.19.2009, 08:33 PM

3 liters a day is not possible.

automatic bzooty · 12.19.2009, 09:50 PM

there is bacon flavored vodka.

bacon
flavored
vodka

it pro'lly tastes like ass.

gmku · 12.19.2009, 10:00 PM

brewery here in town made bacon-flavored beer a couple weeks back. Yuck. Pass the Lipotor while you're at it.

_slavo_ · 12.20.2009, 04:21 AM

phoenix · 12.20.2009, 07:00 AM

nom. Vodka. But no, 3 litres, daily? Ridiculous.. Unless you're homeless perhaps.

knox · 12.20.2009, 11:57 AM

not even. dont think one can survive 3 liters daily.
not without comas.

Keeping It Simple · 12.20.2009, 01:01 PM

I spoke to her today, and it was 2 litres of vodka a day, not 3. And some of you have spelt "litres" wrong.

knox · 12.20.2009, 01:04 PM

either way.
she deserves her world record.

Keeping It Simple · 12.20.2009, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

either way.
she deserves her world record.

I also asked her if she stopped drinking all that vodka every day on her doctor's advice. She told me she stopped it herself. She clearly realised it wasn't doing her any good. I suspect her husband was behind her 2 litres of vodka a day habit. The bastard. I want to reassure her that all men are not bastards like her husband.

knox · 12.20.2009, 01:19 PM

if they were both having 2 bottles of vodka a day it would be hard to know who was beating up who. or even if they would have the strength to do so. sorry if i sound mean but the woman is clearly making up stories.

Keeping It Simple · 12.20.2009, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox

if they were both having 2 bottles of vodka a day it would be hard to know who was beating up who. or even if they would have the strength to do so. sorry if i sound mean but the woman is clearly making up stories.

If you had a husband who beat you when he was drunk, would that make you want to daily drink copious amounts of alcohol?

hevusa · 12.20.2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

I spoke to her today, and it was 2 litres of vodka a day, not 3. And some of you have spelt "litres" wrong.

Honor her favorite colored vodka you redcoat. Then you can analyze, criticize and memorize.

Keeping It Simple · 12.20.2009, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by hevusa

Honor her favorite colored vodka you redcoat. Then you can analyze, criticize and memorize.

The War of Independence still strong in the mind of Americans, eh?

chicka · 12.20.2009, 01:43 PM

I should think it would make her want to run away. 2 liters is more reasonable. 3 is possible but not very healthy nor is 2 for that matter.
I accomplished the 3 in one day but I took a nap. Drank one in the morning, slept during the afternoon then got up around 5 and by 4 am had polished of 2 more liters. Southern Comfort as the agent with no mixers to get me sick.

Keeping It Simple · 12.20.2009, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_

Despite the chivalrous response of the woman's boyfriend, she still dumped him for another fella a couple of months later.

knox · 12.20.2009, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

If you had a husband who beat you when he was drunk, would that make you want to daily drink copious amounts of alcohol?

no, i suppose itd try not to drink as much as him not to be such a cunt and id try not to make up certain stories to manipulate men.

Keeping It Simple · 12.21.2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

no, i suppose itd try not to drink as much as him not to be such a cunt and id try not to make up certain stories to manipulate men.

You've clearly led yourself to believe you wouldn't, but the actuality, which you haven't experienced, is a whole different ballgame to an hypothesis.

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12.20.2009, 07:00 AM	#28
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	nom. Vodka. But no, 3 litres, daily? Ridiculous.. Unless you're homeless perhaps. __________________ tiny and lost.
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12.20.2009, 11:57 AM	#29
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	not even. dont think one can survive 3 liters daily. not without comas. __________________
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12.20.2009, 01:01 PM	#30
Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	I spoke to her today, and it was 2 litres of vodka a day, not 3. And some of you have spelt "litres" wrong.
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knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	either way. she deserves her world record. __________________
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12.20.2009, 01:19 PM	#33
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	if they were both having 2 bottles of vodka a day it would be hard to know who was beating up who. or even if they would have the strength to do so. sorry if i sound mean but the woman is clearly making up stories. __________________
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12.20.2009, 01:43 PM	#37
chicka expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: wormtown MA Posts: 1,549	I should think it would make her want to run away. 2 liters is more reasonable. 3 is possible but not very healthy nor is 2 for that matter. I accomplished the 3 in one day but I took a nap. Drank one in the morning, slept during the afternoon then got up around 5 and by 4 am had polished of 2 more liters. Southern Comfort as the agent with no mixers to get me sick. __________________ some men just want to watch the world burn
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