Ultimate sexual fantasies... - Page 2

Keeping It Simple · 01.30.2010, 01:41 PM

I was joking, knox.

chicka · 01.30.2010, 01:49 PM

My fantasy has been and always will be female twins in a hotel room with a hot tub a message table and a dumbwaiter. If they were as attractive as Knox that would be a BONUS.

knox · 01.30.2010, 02:06 PM

doesn't that bother you. that they would be twins?
isn't that very close to incest or something.

akprodr · 01.30.2010, 02:10 PM

Fantasy? I'll settle for having sex!

atsonicpark · 01.30.2010, 03:24 PM

I've already had all of mine fulfilled.

Hello Kitty panties and lots of eyeliner and a finger in my ass is enough for me.

knox · 01.30.2010, 03:28 PM

humble man.

Dead-Air · 01.30.2010, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I've already had all of mine fulfilled.

Hello Kitty panties and lots of eyeliner and a finger in my ass is enough for me.

How does one have sex with an under 40 21st Century female and not have that scenario?? I thought it was a NW thing, but you live in the midwest.

atsonicpark · 01.30.2010, 04:14 PM

Haha, right on.

My old lady has 7 pairs of Hello Kitty panties. One for every day of the week!

jon boy · 01.30.2010, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

I was joking, knox.

humour has long since left.

davenotdead · 01.30.2010, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

I was joking, knox.

shut up

Lone Flanger · 01.30.2010, 05:47 PM

"I should like one day to spy some female (attractive preferred) licentiously lifting her dress and exposing her shapely nude ankles. Though I know it veers dangerously close to self-pollution, the very thought (which I only permit myself to ponder for no more than ten seconds, after which I put on a hair shirt and jump into a tub of iced water, where I then have Hooboo, my Negress housekeeper, thrash me with a length of braided cord whilst I recite the rosary) causes blood to route to my unspeakables. I am glad this "messaging-board" is anonymous, as such knowledge would surely be the end of my wife, whom I believe is named Eliza. I love her dearly, but our relationship has not been the same since my beating-cane broke and I had to resort to more creative methods of reprimand, such as sticking pins in her feet the time she dared to address me by my first name in front of mixed company. Advice welcome."

I'm looking for a blind, Amish guy to ravage me sexually. He must be squattish, warty and have no leg hair. He must prove his Amishness either through a certificate of authenticity or by bringing a newly made piece of Amish furniture. Preferably oak.

Me: Blond, 5'4", 110 lbs. Tattoo of Ed McMahon on my right cheek and Olivia Newton John on the other.

phoenix · 01.31.2010, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I've already had all of mine fulfilled.

pretty much, same

DeadDiscoDildo · 01.31.2010, 05:09 AM

fantasies are for people who dont ge laid.

Thats right I said it

am I drunk? maybe
but
pheonix
meow
thats a sexula fantasie

Toilet & Bowels · 01.31.2010, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

I have zero imagination with sex nowadays. I used to when I was a sex-crazed teenager but, today, nothing. Perhaps it's because I'm in such a spell that any good sex would be fantastic. I can always just gesture to the common fantasies: the librarian, the business woman, the dilettante... perhaps anything where the woman's clothing aren't shit.

i don't have zero imagination now, but i don't cook up intricate & bizarre ongoing fantasies with convoluted plotlines about lesbian dominatrix teachers and their drug fuelled satanic sex rituals with my female classmates the way i did when i was 15 or 16 either, i'm not sure whether this is because i'm older and can't be bothered or if it's because internet porn negates the need for creative thought

knox · 01.31.2010, 07:21 AM

yeah i think internet porn will eventually lower your sexual IQ.

the whole amish talk was hot tho.

and ankles, must have been nice back then.
so dirty.

phoenix · 01.31.2010, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

fantasies are for people who dont ge laid.

Thats right I said it

am I drunk? maybe
but
pheonix
meow
thats a sexula fantasie

are you easy when yr drunk?

actually I take it back, I haven't done all of them, but definately most.

I'd quite like a japanese girlfriend. Not just any, I'd like an attractive one. But yeh.

phoenix · 01.31.2010, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

pheonix
meow
thats a sexula fantasie

you know I'm posting on SYG, in a t shirt and mah panties.

actually I've been this way the whole day. 30 celcius in the house completely sucks.

Genteel Death · 01.31.2010, 07:55 AM

Sexual fantasies are tacky and a let down when you put them into practice with the wrong person, anyway. Improvisation I find is more cathartic.

Anngella · 01.31.2010, 02:27 PM

I've always wanted to be tied up and blindfolded etc.

And then there's the whole massage therapist thing..

Keeping It Simple · 01.31.2010, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella

I've always wanted to be tied up and blindfolded etc.

And then there's the whole massage therapist thing..

Want to arrange a time and place?

01.30.2010, 01:41 PM	#21
Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	I was joking, knox.
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01.30.2010, 01:49 PM	#22
chicka expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: wormtown MA Posts: 1,549	My fantasy has been and always will be female twins in a hotel room with a hot tub a message table and a dumbwaiter. If they were as attractive as Knox that would be a BONUS. __________________ some men just want to watch the world burn
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01.30.2010, 02:06 PM	#23
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	doesn't that bother you. that they would be twins? isn't that very close to incest or something. __________________
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01.30.2010, 02:10 PM	#24
akprodr the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mt Clair Posts: 1,129	Fantasy? I'll settle for having sex! __________________ Odi profanum vulgus et arceo
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01.30.2010, 03:24 PM	#25
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I've already had all of mine fulfilled. Hello Kitty panties and lots of eyeliner and a finger in my ass is enough for me. __________________
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01.30.2010, 03:28 PM	#26
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	humble man. __________________
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01.30.2010, 04:14 PM	#28
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Haha, right on. My old lady has 7 pairs of Hello Kitty panties. One for every day of the week! __________________
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01.30.2010, 05:47 PM	#31
Lone Flanger little trouble girl Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: 22066 Posts: 79	"I should like one day to spy some female (attractive preferred) licentiously lifting her dress and exposing her shapely nude ankles. Though I know it veers dangerously close to self-pollution, the very thought (which I only permit myself to ponder for no more than ten seconds, after which I put on a hair shirt and jump into a tub of iced water, where I then have Hooboo, my Negress housekeeper, thrash me with a length of braided cord whilst I recite the rosary) causes blood to route to my unspeakables. I am glad this "messaging-board" is anonymous, as such knowledge would surely be the end of my wife, whom I believe is named Eliza. I love her dearly, but our relationship has not been the same since my beating-cane broke and I had to resort to more creative methods of reprimand, such as sticking pins in her feet the time she dared to address me by my first name in front of mixed company. Advice welcome." I'm looking for a blind, Amish guy to ravage me sexually. He must be squattish, warty and have no leg hair. He must prove his Amishness either through a certificate of authenticity or by bringing a newly made piece of Amish furniture. Preferably oak. Me: Blond, 5'4", 110 lbs. Tattoo of Ed McMahon on my right cheek and Olivia Newton John on the other. __________________ registered: 10/27/2001 00:00 posts: 2428 and all that jazz.
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01.31.2010, 05:09 AM	#33
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	fantasies are for people who dont ge laid. Thats right I said it am I drunk? maybe but pheonix meow thats a sexula fantasie
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01.31.2010, 07:21 AM	#35
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	yeah i think internet porn will eventually lower your sexual IQ. the whole amish talk was hot tho. and ankles, must have been nice back then. so dirty. __________________
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01.31.2010, 07:55 AM	#38
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	Sexual fantasies are tacky and a let down when you put them into practice with the wrong person, anyway. Improvisation I find is more cathartic.
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01.31.2010, 02:27 PM	#39
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	I've always wanted to be tied up and blindfolded etc. And then there's the whole massage therapist thing.. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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