Porkmarras and Saturnine vs the rest of the board - Page 2

Phonic Susie · 07.07.2006, 12:01 AM

the rest of the board. theres no contest with those two idiot.s

Toilet & Bowels · 07.07.2006, 03:36 AM

looks like you two are going to get destroyed

Lurker · 07.07.2006, 11:07 AM

The only reason so many people like Saturnine is because they want to fuck her.

porkmarras · 07.07.2006, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

The only reason so many people like Saturnine is because they want to fuck her.

Call that a small reason.Same coulnt be said for you i'm sure.

gmku · 07.07.2006, 11:31 AM

Between the two of you, PM, you may have the more winning personality, but Saturnine's got the looks (although there's no short supply of cute girls out there--so where does that get her, and what's my point? I have no answers.)

Savage Clone · 07.07.2006, 11:32 AM

I begrudge no one a bit of ego when they have youth, good looks and a quick wit on their side.

Savage Clone · 07.07.2006, 11:36 AM

"Is that a walking stick or are you just happy to see me?"

porkmarras · 07.07.2006, 11:37 AM

*strokes his own chin*

Lurker · 07.07.2006, 11:37 AM

At his age he really is happy to see you but he can only express that with the walking stick.

gmku · 07.07.2006, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Thanks.You don't know what it's like to have to make do with false teeth and a walking stick

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Naw, you're okay looking. Just not my type. Your hair's too short. And not green.

porkmarras · 07.07.2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

At his age he really is happy to see you but he can only express that with the walking stick.

Yes madame?

Lurker · 07.07.2006, 11:42 AM

Ooooh

porkmarras · 07.07.2006, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Naw, you're okay looking. Just not my type. Your hair's too short. And not green.

You wouldn't believe the sort of chat up lines i get from da boyz.They're too rude even for this board.

Savage Clone · 07.07.2006, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

At his age he really is happy to see you but he can only express that with the walking stick.

Sadly, I am even older than him!

Lurker · 07.07.2006, 11:48 AM

Do you use a walking stick to give the message to the ladies?

porkmarras · 07.07.2006, 11:49 AM

Who?What ladies?Walking sticks?I'm merely born.Two hours ago to be exact.

gmku · 07.07.2006, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

You wouldn't believe the sort of chat up lines i get from da boyz.They're too rude even for this board.

Oooh, try us!

Like, fer example...?

gmku · 07.07.2006, 12:02 PM

Meh. Yeah, not terribly rude, though. I was imagining worse. I've thought the same words about some female booty--although I've never expressed the thought, that I can recall anyway.

gmku · 07.07.2006, 12:10 PM

It's pretty visceral, physical. I like the image.

I used to say to my wife, "I could suck the lips right off your face." She has nice lips.

Psychologists and others tell us that we want to consume the ones we love. It's not surprising that the things we say and the images we use to describe our intense feelings of love and attraction, then, often have to do with literally eating up our objects of love and desire.

gmku · 07.07.2006, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Psychologists and others tell us that we want to consume the ones we love.

Tell that to Jeffrey Dahmer and co. hehe.

Yeah! He fully understood the concept. And took it a tiny step farther.

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07.07.2006, 12:01 AM	#21
Phonic Susie empty page Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4	the rest of the board. theres no contest with those two idiot.s
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07.07.2006, 03:36 AM	#22
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	looks like you two are going to get destroyed
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07.07.2006, 11:07 AM	#23
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	The only reason so many people like Saturnine is because they want to fuck her.
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07.07.2006, 11:31 AM	#25
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Between the two of you, PM, you may have the more winning personality, but Saturnine's got the looks (although there's no short supply of cute girls out there--so where does that get her, and what's my point? I have no answers.)
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07.07.2006, 11:32 AM	#26
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I begrudge no one a bit of ego when they have youth, good looks and a quick wit on their side.
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07.07.2006, 11:36 AM	#27
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	"Is that a walking stick or are you just happy to see me?"
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07.07.2006, 11:37 AM	#28
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	strokes his own chin __________________
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07.07.2006, 11:42 AM	#32
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Ooooh
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07.07.2006, 11:48 AM	#35
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Do you use a walking stick to give the message to the ladies?
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07.07.2006, 11:49 AM	#36
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Who?What ladies?Walking sticks?I'm merely born.Two hours ago to be exact. __________________
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07.07.2006, 12:02 PM	#38
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Meh. Yeah, not terribly rude, though. I was imagining worse. I've thought the same words about some female booty--although I've never expressed the thought, that I can recall anyway.
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07.07.2006, 12:10 PM	#39
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	It's pretty visceral, physical. I like the image. I used to say to my wife, "I could suck the lips right off your face." She has nice lips. Psychologists and others tell us that we want to consume the ones we love. It's not surprising that the things we say and the images we use to describe our intense feelings of love and attraction, then, often have to do with literally eating up our objects of love and desire.
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