chatroulette is the scariest site on the net - Page 2

davenotdead · 02.27.2010, 02:06 AM

man, the connecting rates are so slow now...

and lol at how many users there are now... it was usually 800-1200 back in december. now its just "users>20000" .... lol

Inhuman · 02.27.2010, 02:24 AM

I tried it out a couple of days ago and it mentally disturbed me... not only by the amount of man gristle, but the way people will sink so primitively to sexual instinct that evolution had been furtherly confirmed in my mind. Amidst people caressing their manhoods, as I sought the appeal of the site I came across what I thought could be a joker or a 'goon' from SomethingAwful displaying an interesting fluffy girl manga puppet with a giant penis that was hard to make out. After one word of engaging in conversation her primitive needs were outspoken with "Thats my toy. It's to stick in".

What obese losers dwell in front of cameras instead of bringing their asses to the gym to experience a non-virtualized non-simulation world where they can meet people of their desired sex without having to be subjected to 19 penises before finding their perfect victim to release the starting points of their future brainless scum children.

Oh, and great short doc on Chatroulette: http://vimeo.com/9669721

Anngella · 02.27.2010, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Angella, where can I chat with you while you're wearing a cat mask?

I just saw some guy play "eruption" by van halen in its entirety on here..

Stickam, duh.

ni'k · 02.27.2010, 06:32 AM

i went thru about 50 dudes/d/cs, 1 chick, 6 cocks, 5 empty screens until i finally found something worthwhile. a dude j/oing in black laced panties. truly, internet, you are the king of internet.

Genteel Death · 02.27.2010, 06:46 AM

The internet is only scary for nick. ha.

ni'k · 02.27.2010, 06:55 AM

what? it wasn't scary, i told him what he wanted to hear and later had a shower.

Genteel Death · 02.27.2010, 07:03 AM

The internet that is. Don't get too overwhelmed by it, take the stress pill, chillax madame.

ni'k · 02.27.2010, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

The internet that is. Don't get too overwhelmed by it, take the stress pill, chillax madame.

i don't need pills anymore. the dream machine does a better job with no side effects, in fact it seems to enhance cognition rather than blunt it.

Genteel Death · 02.27.2010, 07:14 AM

Genteel Death likes the dream machine.

ni'k · 02.27.2010, 07:23 AM

i wish i could do it now but its not dark enough.

floatingslowly · 02.27.2010, 06:53 PM

I'm still blissfully unaware as to what the fuck chatroulette is. I can guess by this thead, but I have no interest in chatting with the dregs of the internet.

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Originally Posted by ni'k

i wish i could do it now but its not dark enough.

you can rarely go wrong with that statement.

loubarret · 02.28.2010, 07:59 AM

It gives me flashbacks to 1984, I find it a great site.

ni'k · 02.28.2010, 08:06 AM

EDIT - i was totally projecting with that post

HaydenAsche · 02.28.2010, 04:08 PM

Greatest site ever. I wish the internet I was stealing was faster right now.

akprodr · 03.05.2010, 10:18 AM

VERY funny bit on Daily Show March 4

HaydenAsche · 03.06.2010, 05:29 PM

I just saw 4 dicks in a row. Oh, yeah. It's like Pornhub on permanent shuffle, with chatting!

pokkeherrie · 03.16.2010, 10:17 AM

this is brilliant
http://www.youtube.com/pianochatimprov

ploesj · 03.16.2010, 10:28 AM

that was great!

Derek · 03.16.2010, 10:45 AM

Hahaha excellent.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 03.16.2010, 05:13 PM

In Logan's Run don't they have something that is just like chatroulette, except with a teleporter, so you can fuck them?

02.27.2010, 02:06 AM	#21
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	man, the connecting rates are so slow now... and lol at how many users there are now... it was usually 800-1200 back in december. now its just "users>20000" .... lol __________________
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02.27.2010, 02:24 AM	#22
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	I tried it out a couple of days ago and it mentally disturbed me... not only by the amount of man gristle, but the way people will sink so primitively to sexual instinct that evolution had been furtherly confirmed in my mind. Amidst people caressing their manhoods, as I sought the appeal of the site I came across what I thought could be a joker or a 'goon' from SomethingAwful displaying an interesting fluffy girl manga puppet with a giant penis that was hard to make out. After one word of engaging in conversation her primitive needs were outspoken with "Thats my toy. It's to stick in". What obese losers dwell in front of cameras instead of bringing their asses to the gym to experience a non-virtualized non-simulation world where they can meet people of their desired sex without having to be subjected to 19 penises before finding their perfect victim to release the starting points of their future brainless scum children. Oh, and great short doc on Chatroulette: http://vimeo.com/9669721
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02.27.2010, 06:32 AM	#24
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	i went thru about 50 dudes/d/cs, 1 chick, 6 cocks, 5 empty screens until i finally found something worthwhile. a dude j/oing in black laced panties. truly, internet, you are the king of internet.
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02.27.2010, 06:46 AM	#25
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	The internet is only scary for nick. ha.
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02.27.2010, 06:55 AM	#26
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	what? it wasn't scary, i told him what he wanted to hear and later had a shower.
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02.27.2010, 07:03 AM	#27
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	The internet that is. Don't get too overwhelmed by it, take the stress pill, chillax madame.
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02.27.2010, 07:14 AM	#29
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	Genteel Death likes the dream machine.
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02.27.2010, 07:23 AM	#30
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	i wish i could do it now but its not dark enough.
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02.28.2010, 07:59 AM	#32
loubarret expwy. to yr skull Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Dutch suburbs Posts: 1,573	It gives me flashbacks to 1984, I find it a great site.
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02.28.2010, 08:06 AM	#33
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	EDIT - i was totally projecting with that post
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02.28.2010, 04:08 PM	#34
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Greatest site ever. I wish the internet I was stealing was faster right now. __________________ rip
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03.05.2010, 10:18 AM	#35
akprodr the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mt Clair Posts: 1,129	VERY funny bit on Daily Show March 4 __________________ Odi profanum vulgus et arceo
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03.06.2010, 05:29 PM	#36
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I just saw 4 dicks in a row. Oh, yeah. It's like Pornhub on permanent shuffle, with chatting! __________________ rip
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03.16.2010, 10:17 AM	#37
pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	this is brilliant http://www.youtube.com/pianochatimprov
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03.16.2010, 10:28 AM	#38
ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	that was great! __________________ blog flickr
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03.16.2010, 10:45 AM	#39
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	Hahaha excellent.
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03.16.2010, 05:13 PM	#40
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	In Logan's Run don't they have something that is just like chatroulette, except with a teleporter, so you can fuck them?
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