there's a place in my heart for you - Page 2

pbradley · 03.26.2010, 03:57 PM

^ terrible advice

!@#$%! · 03.26.2010, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox

this is where i offer my ruthless advice, on anything, if you can take it.

i don't want any goddamned advice-- i pay a professional for that!

i want horny, desperate love letters, panties in the mail, phone sex, webcam stripping and promises of sexual slavery -- otherwise, what's the point of being in someone's "heart"? unless we're talking blood relatives-- in which case, that's yucky.

--

ps: ha!

knox · 03.26.2010, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i don't want any goddamned advice-- i pay a professional for that!

i want horny, desperate love letters, panties in the mail, phone sex, webcam stripping and promises of sexual slavery -- otherwise, what's the point of being in someone's "heart"? unless we're talking blood relatives-- in which case, that's yucky.

--

ps: ha!

you can also pay a professional for that.

EVOLghost · 03.26.2010, 07:36 PM

K thanks Knox. This one is a little time sensitive. Should I go lasertagging which I don't want to do unless I'm pretty drunk or should I stay at home for the while is empty for a little while and drink. Btw I kind of don't want to do that either.

knox · 03.26.2010, 07:54 PM

you should stay home drunk.

phoenix · 03.26.2010, 08:01 PM

evol what are you talking about laser tag is awesome. Go pew pew some eleven year olds!

phoenix · 03.26.2010, 08:02 PM

knox i have a work mates leaving event tonight then volunteer work afterward. How many drinks am i allowed to have?

knox · 03.26.2010, 08:11 PM

i don't know, with people from work i'd be very careful.

knox · 03.26.2010, 09:08 PM

amerikangod:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cshuY...eature=related

floatingslowly · 03.27.2010, 09:17 AM

sunbeams are at a premium high.

knox · 03.27.2010, 09:53 AM

just made my day

Glice · 03.27.2010, 10:29 AM

I shouted at it. It still doesn't work. Could you tell it to cunt off? The prick.

phoenix · 03.27.2010, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox

i don't know, with people from work i'd be very careful.

I had 3 and part of someone elses. It was fineeee. My boss just gave me coffee when I turned up 10 mins late.

Then we all played scrabble.

wellcharge · 03.27.2010, 02:04 PM

i simply can't find a pair of pants that fits well, 34 is too small and 36 falls down. can't find any 35s. strangely the only pants i own that i can get in are 32 waist.

i've been wearing those 2 pairs of pants everyday for about 6 months

Keeping It Simple · 03.27.2010, 02:09 PM

Dear knox,

How can I get fake tan off my leather seats in my car?

pbradley · 03.27.2010, 03:00 PM

To whom it may concern:

What kind of pro-active strategy can I develop that would help me to navigate through people's landmine hang-ups?

Please deliver the answer in a self-addressed envelope with a $20 processing fee in check or money order.

knox · 03.27.2010, 06:28 PM

phoenix - congratulations, it takes a lot of strenght to have 3,5 drinks.

wellcharge - you know all you have to do is get them adjusted.

kis - leather seats and fake tans are criminal in my world, so i can't help.

Pookie · 03.27.2010, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wellcharge

i simply can't find a pair of pants that fits well, 34 is too small and 36 falls down. can't find any 35s. strangely the only pants i own that i can get in are 32 waist.

i've been wearing those 2 pairs of pants everyday for about 6 months

Ever thought of braces?

akprodr · 03.27.2010, 07:01 PM

I knead a yob and I knead to get layd

Not necessarily in that order

pbradley · 03.27.2010, 08:11 PM

Prostitution.

Killing two birds with one stone should be an innuendo for threesome.

03.26.2010, 03:57 PM	#21
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	^ terrible advice
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EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	K thanks Knox. This one is a little time sensitive. Should I go lasertagging which I don't want to do unless I'm pretty drunk or should I stay at home for the while is empty for a little while and drink. Btw I kind of don't want to do that either.
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03.26.2010, 07:54 PM	#25
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	you should stay home drunk. __________________
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phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	evol what are you talking about laser tag is awesome. Go pew pew some eleven year olds! __________________ tiny and lost.
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03.26.2010, 08:02 PM	#27
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	knox i have a work mates leaving event tonight then volunteer work afterward. How many drinks am i allowed to have? __________________ tiny and lost.
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knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	i don't know, with people from work i'd be very careful. __________________
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knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	amerikangod: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cshuY...eature=related __________________
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wellcharge expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cold and boring kanada Posts: 1,297	i simply can't find a pair of pants that fits well, 34 is too small and 36 falls down. can't find any 35s. strangely the only pants i own that i can get in are 32 waist. i've been wearing those 2 pairs of pants everyday for about 6 months
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Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	Dear knox, How can I get fake tan off my leather seats in my car?
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03.27.2010, 03:00 PM	#36
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	To whom it may concern: What kind of pro-active strategy can I develop that would help me to navigate through people's landmine hang-ups? Please deliver the answer in a self-addressed envelope with a $20 processing fee in check or money order.
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03.27.2010, 06:28 PM	#37
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	phoenix - congratulations, it takes a lot of strenght to have 3,5 drinks. wellcharge - you know all you have to do is get them adjusted. kis - leather seats and fake tans are criminal in my world, so i can't help. __________________
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03.27.2010, 07:01 PM	#39
akprodr the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mt Clair Posts: 1,129	I knead a yob and I knead to get layd Not necessarily in that order __________________ Odi profanum vulgus et arceo
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03.27.2010, 08:11 PM	#40
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Prostitution. Killing two birds with one stone should be an innuendo for threesome.
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