[static-harmony]

Samara from The Ring, I'll be popping out of your t.v.

[Danny Himself]

 

[johnnywinternoshow]

 

You just mind your Ps and Qs buster and remember who you're dealing with

 

 

I'm kinda geeky but still a fun guy to be around (I hope)

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Originally Posted by johnnywinternoshow

 

who is this again???

[Norma J]

I dont know who Tom Sizemore is, but, Cantankerous, I think Courtney Loves character in that Larry Flint movie is very apt for you.

[krastian]

Travis Bickle

 

Sike, I don't know.

[nomadicfollower]

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

 

Haha. Can this be my choice as well?

[krastian]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

well?
i'm tom sizemore.

Are you banging sluts and doing coke off their asses?

[qprogeny79]

extra #3 from that 1973 b-movie you've never seen.

[Rob Instigator]

isn't tom sizemore the actor? which role dude? which role?


I am exactly 50% Dude and 50% Walter

 

[acousticrock87]

Joel from Eternal Sunshine, or Adam Sandler's character from Anger Management. You know, those character that are hard to play because they're so fucking boring.

[John Violence]

I know it's not a movie character but what the hell

 

[Norma J]

Al Bundy. HAHA. Thats a good one. So is the Dude.

It surprises me how the members of this messageboard go for more of the stoner/degenerate/lazy characters. As opposed to most messageboards which go more for the likes of Johnny Depp etc.

[atari 2600]

A way out west there was a fella,
I want to tell you about, fella
by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At
least, that was the handle his lovin'
parents gave him, but he never had
much use for it himself. This
Lebowski, he called himself the Dude.
Now, Dude, that's a name no one would
self-apply where I come from. But
then, there was a lot about the Dude
that didn't make a whole lot of sense
to me. And a lot about where he
lived, likewise. But then again,
maybe that's why I found the place
so'durned intarestin'.

They call Los Angeles the City of
Angels. I didn't find it to be that
exactly, but I'll allow as there are
some nice folks there. 'Course, I
can't say I seen London, and I never
been to France, and I ain't never
seen no queen in her damn undies as
the fella says. But I'll tell you
what, after seeing Los Angeles and
thisahere story I'm about to unfold--
wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever'
bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any
a those other places, and in English
too, so I can die with a smile on my
face without feelin' like the good
Lord gypped me.

Now this story I'm about to unfold
took place back in the early nineties--
just about the time of our conflict
with Sad'Om and the Eye-rackies. I
only mention it 'cause some- times
there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro,
'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes
there's a man.

And I'm talkin' about the Dude here--
sometimes there's a man who, wal,
he's the man for his time'n place,
he fits right in there--and that's
the Dude, in Los Angeles

( GEORGE BUSH, SR.:
This aggression will not stand. . .
This will - not - stand!

The Dude, peeking over his shades, scribbles something at
the little customer's lectern. Milk beads his mustache.)

...and even if he's a lazy man, and
the Dude was certainly that--quite
possibly the laziest in Los Angeles
County.

...which would place him high in the
runnin' for laziest worldwide--but
sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes
there's a man.

Wal, I lost m'train of thought here.
But--aw hell, I done innerduced him
enough.

-- it's so fucking hilarious how the Dude later tells Jeffrey "the Big" Lebowski, "This will not stand, ya know, this agression will not stand, man. I mean, your wife owes money all over town..." mimicking the George Bush, Sr. telecast about the Gulf War from the opening sequence...& the whole "parlance of our times" spiel he picks-up from Walter...too much...one of the absolute best comedies ever.

[kingcoffee]

I'm an amalgam of Slater from Dazed and Confused, The Dude from The Big Lebowski, Raul Duke (Hunter Thompson) from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Rob Gordon from High Fidelity.

[Alex's Trip]

Well either Max Fischer from Rushmore, or Richie Tenenbaum

 

 

[finding nobody]

 

Peter Gibbons from Office Space

[terminal pharmacy]

a cross between morbo and bender from futurama and brian from family guy

[luxinterior]

 

 

[toxic johnny]

 

...Dennis Hopper as Kansas in The Last Movie

 

...or Balthazar Getty as Pete in Lost Highway

 

...or Robert De Niro as 'Johnny Boy' in Mean Streets

 

...or Jean-Paul Belmondo as 'Laszlo' in Á bout de souffle