[jon boy]

christ! the notion of sarcasm doesnt relay to many people does it!

[stu666]

Originally Posted by jon boy

whats wrong with english food:

 

mmm!

[keep poppin pimples]

Originally Posted by jon boy

christ! the notion of sarcasm doesnt relay to many people does it!

obviously people's brains aren't going to work correctly when they're thinking about english food

the beans are actually pretty good though

[knox]

Originally Posted by jon boy

christ! the notion of sarcasm doesnt relay to many people does it!

i'm sorry but in my daily life i have to battle people who actually think that is great food (the beans are the worst part).
so, i'm glad you know.

[knox]

as for breakfast tea please don't kill me, sometimes i even crave it (with soy milk) but it tastes like mud. it could be the soy tho?

[Dr. Eugene Felikson]

No milk. No sugar. No honey. Shit's for the birds. I pour water in my goth mug, place it in the microwave for just over a minute, drop the tea bag in and let it do it's thing 'till I'm done drinking. It's perfect, you weirdos should try it.

[krischanski]

Milk is for calfs, not for tea.

[knox]

the bacon/tomato does not taste bad, they only look funny. the same for english sausage, it's actually quite good? it's confusing to see people stick fish fingers and chips in the oven after work and call it dinner. Idk, it just bothers me when people eat too beige.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by jon boy

whats wrong with english food:

 

I'm surprised no-one noticed Jon's deliberate mistake - no black pudding, mushrooms, scrambled egg or hash browns.

 

[knox]

can't talk about bacon since i don't really eat it.
fish is great, i just don't understand the need to batter everything, or boil all vegetables until they are completely lifeless and sad. all variations of fish and potato are welcome.
black pudding is just a turd of dry blood?

[Glice]

Black pudding is dried blood and salt and stuff. It's AWESOME.

[knox]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

knox---
copy.

this year, i said i ll try and eat some fish.
but since i m gonna go under the torture, i want to eat the best fish (health aspect) there is. salmon should be pretty great on that...but im afraid pink stuff will start coming out of my nostrils.


i cant decide whether i want black pudding to remain a mystery to me, or not. only english people eat that, right?

no, spanish and italians do too, different variations i suppose.
try salmon and tuna sushi.

[knox]

Originally Posted by afonso

It's common here too, but wrapped in pig's intestine.
Does that sound better to you Nefeli?

bad memories. erase.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by knox

no, spanish and italians do too, different variations i suppose.

Blood sausages are all over the place - Eastern Europe, China and wherever. It's not really an English thing at all.

[EVOLghost]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

i dont want to talk about pigs as in food.

there is a lot of pork that is unbearable.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

the bacon def looks funny. where are the stripes?

You don't eat the bacon with "stripes" (streaky bacon) for breakfast. Unless you're the kind of twat who doesn't have milk in their tea.

The bacon in the picture is back bacon.

[Keeping It Simple]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

Who the fuck puts milk in tea?
Gross

also:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6241139.stm

It was your country that had a revolution over tax on tea! Such a quintessentially English thing to do.

[Keeping It Simple]

Originally Posted by Adolfo

English food is just plain disgusting.

It beats hotdogs, hamburgers and pizzas.

[knox]

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

It beats hotdogs, hamburgers and pizzas.

how could ANYTHING beat hamburgers and pizzas? if you're gonna overdose on cholesterol, it better be with hamburgers and pizzas.

I do like a fry-up (especially mushrooms) but it's too much to stomach in the morning. I don't like eating any meat in the morning.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by knox

I don't like eating any meat in the morning.