[porkmarras]

sonicl's of course.

[Pookie]

I've not heard Kitty laugh so much since she hurt her leg. And she enjoyed sonicl's poetry too. Ha ha

And I've yet to break it to her that I was a punk once. It's like telling a child they're adopted, you've got to wait for the right moment.

And so you know what it's like having a toddler, she now wants a poem about a bee please.

[porkmarras]

Wait,this deserves a poll.

[sonicl]

I've saved the best until last.

Kitty had a little duck
Who liked to watch the telly
He liked to watch the evening news
While eating purple jelly

He liked to watch the weather man
And if it wouldn't rain
He'd go down to the seaside
He'd go there on the train.

He take a little bucket
And he'd take a little spade
A tuna mayo sandwich
And a can of lemonade.

He'd take a pair of swimming trunks
For swimming in the sea
He wouldn't go in very far
Only to his knee

He'd build a little sand castle
A flag upon the top
Then he'd sit down in a deckchair
And drink his fizzy pop.

He'd go upon the dodgems
At the end of the pier
His wings were only little
So he'd use his beak to steer.

He'd go up to the fish shop
To get some fish and chips
He liked to have a special meal
On his special trips.

And when his day was over
He'd go home on the train
And tell of all the fun he'd had
When he got home again.


This one actually has a little tune so it can be sung. I was going to get a microphone and record it for my mix tape, but I got stage fright.

[RdTv]

Jim Morrison=Sophmoric Asshole

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by sonicl

I've saved the best until last.

Kitty had a little duck
Who liked to watch the telly
He liked to watch the evening news
While eating purple jelly

He liked to watch the weather man
And if it wouldn't rain
He'd go down to the seaside
He'd go there on the train.

He take a little bucket
And he'd take a little spade
A tuna mayo sandwich
And a can of lemonade.

He'd take a pair of swimming trunks
For swimming in the sea
He wouldn't go in very far
Only to his knee

He'd build a little sand castle
A flag upon the top
Then he'd sit down in a deckchair
And drink his fizzy pop.

He'd go upon the dodgems
At the end of the pier
His wings were only little
So he'd use his beak to steer.

He'd go up to the fish shop
To get some fish and chips
He liked to have a special meal
On his special trips.

And when his day was over
He'd go home on the train
And tell of all the fun he'd had
When he got home again.

This one actually has a little tune so it can be sung. I was going to get a microphone and record it for my mix tape, but I got stage fright.

 

[Tokolosh]

Is that the best you can do?
That poem is so ordinary and it rhymes too. Good god!
I hope you're joking.

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Is that the best you can do?
That poem is so ordinary and it rhymes too. Good god!
I hope you're joking.

You should be careful about saying things like that. I have my fans, and they are not afraid to give negative reputation.

[Tokolosh]

Be my guest.
Reps are bullshit anyway, just like that poem.
Pathetic!

Edit: You're lucky I don't strip you clean for that sort of rubbish!

[porkmarras]

Byron has just spoken.

[Tokolosh]

Mr wrongness himself!

[sonicl]

I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to be taking you seriously or not Tokolosh, but on the assumption that I am, do you have some sort of problem with fun and light humour?

[Tokolosh]

Not is it's pretentious.

[sonicl]

I will admit that my poetry is guilty of pretence. The pretence being that ducks can do and enjoy all the things that humans can and experience human emotions. But I see no wrong in that if it makes the little children happy.

[atari 2600]

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Be my guest.
Reps are bullshit anyway, just like that poem.
Pathetic!

Edit: You're lucky I don't strip you clean for that sort of rubbish!

Good going! Ego-check these maniacs, Tokolosh.

[Massenvernichtungswaffen]

Morrison was a brilliant performer.

[terminal pharmacy]

why was morrisons poetry bad? i need more rational and thoughtful reasoning not just sledging.

[Pookie]

Sledging is fine by me when it comes to Morrison's garbage.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Is that the best you can do?
That poem is so ordinary and it rhymes too. Good god!
I hope you're joking.

A message from my daughter: "Twat"

[porkmarras]

It just seems that Pookie's daughter has a better sense of humor and better taste than some people.And that's the way it should be.Children always speak their mind therefore spookie read her a Jim Morrison poem and report back,please.