samuel l jackson stars in..... - Page 2

alyasa · 08.14.2006, 11:58 AM

The deal, important though it may be, is somewhat irrelevant. The relevant fact is that people will see it...

gmku · 08.14.2006, 12:00 PM

People will. But I won't.

alyasa · 08.14.2006, 12:03 PM

Because it's called Snakes On A Plane? Genius...

gmku · 08.14.2006, 12:04 PM

No, because it looks like the dumbest stupidest-ass movie I think I'll never have the displeasure of watching.

alyasa · 08.14.2006, 12:06 PM

But the sheer dumbness, the stupid-assness of it... Doesn't it fascinate you? It looks strangely intriguing... like a lava lamp turned inside out, skewered by daggers and snakes... You're right... I'm not watching it...

gmku · 08.14.2006, 12:11 PM

Snakes on a Plane AND Samuel Jackson and anybody else who had anything to do with this movie can all kiss my ass.

Daycare Nation · 08.14.2006, 03:07 PM

I'm obsessed about this movie...for no other reason than that it is called "Snakes on a Plane" and it's about snakes on a plane.

Groove(Y) · 08.14.2006, 03:10 PM

it comes out on my birthday...i get to meet s.jack

gmku · 08.14.2006, 03:10 PM

Oh for fuck's sakes...

Daycare Nation · 08.14.2006, 03:11 PM

Oh my God. Snakes!

Iain · 08.14.2006, 06:36 PM

They've already done a cheap straight to video knock off called Snakes on a Train which looks even cheaper and 10 times as ridiculous and thus beats SOAP because that's surely the angle they're going for.

http://www.theasylum.cc/video/SNAKES.mov

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 08.14.2006, 06:48 PM

k-krack · 08.14.2006, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by touch me i'm sick

samuel l jackson said he would quite the movie if they changed the name from it's first draft title (snakes on a plane). they did this because having a ridiculous name would obviously make the movie gain more pr. there are already entire cults that have formed around it and it hasn't even come out yet.

no one would watch it if it wasn't called snakes on a plane.

my thoughts exactly.

k-krack · 08.14.2006, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku

Snakes on a Plane AND Samuel Jackson and anybody else who had anything to do with this movie can all kiss my ass.

I am glad SOMEone agrees with me.

Cantankerous · 08.14.2006, 07:30 PM

I agree. Look at this bullshit:

luxinterior · 08.14.2006, 08:17 PM

Holy crap, that is good.

Everyneurotic · 08.14.2006, 08:29 PM

i just think it's hilarious that hollywood has come to this.

next up: dumb romantic comedy starring jennifer aniston

schizophrenicroom · 08.14.2006, 08:34 PM

the backlash!

but every-e- "the break-up" was a pile of shit that not even the random appearance of the old '97s could save.

/ok, seriously. i'll still see soap. i do like samuel l jackson as an actor and a badass mofo, and.. it's entertainment.

k-krack · 08.14.2006, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

the backlash!

but every-e- "the break-up" was a pile of shit that not even the random appearance of the old '97s could save.

/ok, seriously. i'll still see soap. i do like samuel l jackson as an actor and a badass mofo, and.. it's entertainment.

oh skitz. its not entertainment! its enterLAMEment!! HAHAHAHAHA! GOOD PUN K-KRACKIDY!!!

Everyneurotic · 08.14.2006, 08:43 PM

yeah, samuel l jackson is a great actor, one of the only ones that doesn't make me want to get a job as an assistant on a hollywood studio before firing machine gun blast after machine gun blast to every douncebag i come across.

god, i hate friends and pretty much everything associated with them.

some future hollywood hits:

this is not supposed to be funny starring will ferrell
big lips, bigger boobs starring angelina jolie
we're horrible millionaire sluts starring paris hilton and lindsay lohan
disney's (or pixar's or dreamworks's) computer animation with no imagination
i'm going to save the world starring tom cruise
i'm going to win an oscar starring tom hanks

08.14.2006, 11:58 AM	#21
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	The deal, important though it may be, is somewhat irrelevant. The relevant fact is that people will see it... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.14.2006, 12:00 PM	#22
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	People will. But I won't. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.14.2006, 12:03 PM	#23
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Because it's called Snakes On A Plane? Genius... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.14.2006, 12:04 PM	#24
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	No, because it looks like the dumbest stupidest-ass movie I think I'll never have the displeasure of watching. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.14.2006, 12:06 PM	#25
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	But the sheer dumbness, the stupid-assness of it... Doesn't it fascinate you? It looks strangely intriguing... like a lava lamp turned inside out, skewered by daggers and snakes... You're right... I'm not watching it... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.14.2006, 12:11 PM	#26
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Snakes on a Plane AND Samuel Jackson and anybody else who had anything to do with this movie can all kiss my ass. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.14.2006, 03:07 PM	#27
Daycare Nation expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,904	I'm obsessed about this movie...for no other reason than that it is called "Snakes on a Plane" and it's about snakes on a plane. __________________ That dragon ain't the love sweet love.
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Groove(Y) empty page Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a rather, unfortunate setting... Posts: 18	it comes out on my birthday...i get to meet s.jack
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08.14.2006, 03:10 PM	#29
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Oh for fuck's sakes... __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.14.2006, 03:11 PM	#30
Daycare Nation expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,904	Oh my God. Snakes! __________________ That dragon ain't the love sweet love.
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08.14.2006, 06:36 PM	#31
Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	They've already done a cheap straight to video knock off called Snakes on a Train which looks even cheaper and 10 times as ridiculous and thus beats SOAP because that's surely the angle they're going for. http://www.theasylum.cc/video/SNAKES.mov
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08.14.2006, 07:30 PM	#35
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08.14.2006, 08:17 PM	#36
luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	Holy crap, that is good. __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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08.14.2006, 08:29 PM	#37
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	i just think it's hilarious that hollywood has come to this. next up: dumb romantic comedy starring jennifer aniston __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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08.14.2006, 08:34 PM	#38
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	the backlash! but every-e- "the break-up" was a pile of shit that not even the random appearance of the old '97s could save. /ok, seriously. i'll still see soap. i do like samuel l jackson as an actor and a badass mofo, and.. it's entertainment. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.14.2006, 08:43 PM	#40
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	yeah, samuel l jackson is a great actor, one of the only ones that doesn't make me want to get a job as an assistant on a hollywood studio before firing machine gun blast after machine gun blast to every douncebag i come across. god, i hate friends and pretty much everything associated with them. some future hollywood hits: this is not supposed to be funny starring will ferrell big lips, bigger boobs starring angelina jolie we're horrible millionaire sluts starring paris hilton and lindsay lohan disney's (or pixar's or dreamworks's) computer animation with no imagination i'm going to save the world starring tom cruise i'm going to win an oscar starring tom hanks __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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